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  • #16
    Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

    Still planning your Vacation False Bible Gulag, eh?

    Well, our teenagers (13-to-20-year-old men and women), along with my brother's SWAT team, will invade it if you dare try it!

    You have 48 hours to cancel this, or we'll attack! Do you hear me?
    ACTS 5:29
    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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    • #17
      Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
      Still planning your Vacation False Bible Gulag, eh?

      Well, our teenagers (13-to-20-year-old men and women), along with my brother's SWAT team, will invade it if you dare try it!

      You have 48 hours to cancel this, or we'll attack! Do you hear me?

      That's so cute. the little pedophile "priest" thinks he has a SWAT team at his command.
      Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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      • #18
        Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
        Still planning your Vacation False Bible Gulag, eh?

        Well, our teenagers (13-to-20-year-old men and women), along with my brother's SWAT team, will invade it if you dare try it!

        You have 48 hours to cancel this, or we'll attack! Do you hear me?
        We're so scared, Major Tom. I seem to recall that your brother the meter maid/Wal-Mart security guard posted this in April:

        Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
        As of today, I, Albert Martin, am no longer a member of the Des Moines police department, and have no desire to be an officer ever again.

        Here is why:

        http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/POLICE_SHOOTING?SITE=IADES&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2008-04-25-12-09-30




        Now I see there is no honor in our nation's police...None.

        So, I turned in my badge & gun to the police chief, and am now looking at other career options...Maybe a security guard at St. Ambrose Cathedral in Des Moines would be a great option for me (And please take the "offcr." out of my name and make no more mention of the department to me-not even "meter maid Rita" jokes).
        But they let him keep his SWAT team as a going-away present, presumably in lieu of a gold watch?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • #19
          Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
          Still planning your Vacation False Bible Gulag, eh?

          Well, our teenagers (13-to-20-year-old men and women), along with my brother's SWAT team, will invade it if you dare try it!

          You have 48 hours to cancel this, or we'll attack! Do you hear me?
          Notice the papist calls 13 year olds "men and women".....Disgusting pedophile.

          As for your nancyboy brother the meter maid, don't make us laugh. He's nothing but an imposter, like you.

          Your threat has been passed along to the DOF, child rapist.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
            Still planning your Vacation False Bible Gulag, eh?

            Well, our teenagers (13-to-20-year-old men and women), along with my brother's SWAT team, will invade it if you dare try it!

            You have 48 hours to cancel this, or we'll attack! Do you hear me?
            Well Father our young campers don't appreciate your threats. However, after careful thought I have come to the conclusion that your SWAT team is really a misnomer. I think you mean SPANK Team. That is what catlickers have at their disposal. They certainly assault young males BUT not quite in the way most people think a police force operates.
            Judges 15:16
            And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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            • #21
              Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Notice the papist calls 13 year olds "men and women".....Disgusting pedophile.

              As for your nancyboy brother the meter maid, don't make us laugh. He's nothing but an imposter, like you.

              Your threat has been passed along to the DOF, child rapist.
              Dear Pastor Zeke,
              My somewhat sissy-boy sons who have enrolled for the camp have requested a special assignment in response to the threats made by the pedophilic SPANK Team of the papist beelzebub worshipping girlie-man.
              They humbly request that in addition to the listed items you posted, they be allowed to bring their .408 Chey-Tac Sniper Rifles with Tactical Ballistic Computers. Also they would love to utilize their homemade ghillie suits their Godly mother and they have worked on for the last 6 months.

              Do these items meet with your approval?





              We have nicknamed our energetic younguns "TGRFG"......for "Team Grim Reapers For God".

              I noticed that the Landover Gun Shop and Ammunition has already picked up our design for retail.
              Judges 15:16
              And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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              • #22
                Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Notice the papist calls 13 year olds "men and women".....Disgusting pedophile.

                As for your nancyboy brother the meter maid, don't make us laugh. He's nothing but an imposter, like you.

                Your threat has been passed along to the DOF, child rapist.
                If I'm not a threat to you, don't bother calling the police, you tattletale!
                ACTS 5:29
                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                • #23
                  Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                  If I'm not a threat to you, don't bother calling the police, you tattletale!
                  You're a threat until you reach a distance of 1500 metres. Then your head's gonna explode when hit dead center with the sniper rifle. Satan loves to play with headless priests. Kind of a necrophiliac that guy.....but he digs a priest running around like a chicken with it's head cut off.
                  Judges 15:16
                  And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                    Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
                    You're a threat until you reach a distance of 1500 metres. Then your head's gonna explode when hit dead center with the sniper rifle. Satan loves to play with headless priests. Kind of a necrophiliac that guy.....but he digs a priest running around like a chicken with it's head cut off.
                    Your camp is already planning on breaking several laws and committing several sins...Now you want to add murder to it?

                    Enjoy life in prison, and hell afterwards.
                    ACTS 5:29
                    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                    • #25
                      Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                      Still planning your Vacation False Bible Gulag, eh?

                      Well, our teenagers (13-to-20-year-old men and women), will invade it if you dare try it!
                      A crack team of bezerk rape victims? That's the least threatening idea I've heard since the Polish Army.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                        Your camp is already planning on breaking several laws and committing several sins...Now you want to add murder to it?
                        It's not a crime if it's done in defense of our precious children, and how could the jury not agree that we needed to defend young boys from crazed Romanists?

                        Enjoy life in prison, and hell afterwards.
                        I could say the same thing to the boy-touching "priests" of your religion.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                        • #27
                          Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                          Still planning your Vacation False Bible Gulag, eh?

                          Well, our teenagers (13-to-20-year-old men and women), along with my brother's SWAT team, will invade it if you dare try it!

                          You have 48 hours to cancel this, or we'll attack! Do you hear me?
                          This sounds like a threat of domestic terrorism. That, sir, is a felony.

                          Enjoy Gitmo.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #28
                            Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                            Now you have 16 hours left to abandon your plans.
                            ACTS 5:29
                            But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                            There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                            • #29
                              Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                              Now you have 16 hours left to abandon your plans.
                              Or what? You'll throw your beads at us?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #30
                                Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Or what? You'll throw your beads at us?
                                He's going to attack us armed with a death cookie!
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