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  • #31
    Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

    Hah, he's probably foaming at the mouth by now.

    You make me sick, papist. Repent, and turn to Jesus!
    Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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    • #32
      Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

      Originally posted by Cheshire View Post
      Hah, he's probably foaming at the mouth by now.

      You make me sick, papist. Repent, and turn to Jesus!

      Hate to break the news....that's not foam.
      And it is disgusting.
      Judges 15:16
      And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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      • #33
        Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

        He's got his rosary out! He's going to start praying to his goddess to smite us! Run! Run for your lives!
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • #34
          Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

          We won't shoot you unless you try to shoot us first (and we know you will).

          Oh, and by the way, you have 6 hours left until we launch our invasion. Your false angry, vengeful, child-abusing, fire-breathing god won't help you...The One True Almighty and All-Merciful God (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit) will be aiding us here!
          ACTS 5:29

          But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
          There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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          • #35
            Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
            The One True Almighty and All-Merciful God (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit) will be aiding us here!
            Umm No! But I don't think a ceramic statue of Mary is going to help you much on the battlefield. Unless maybe you intend to smite people with it? Maybe you need to find a better religion.
            Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

            Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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            • #36
              Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
              Oh, and by the way, you have 6 hours left until we launch our invasion. Your false angry, vengeful, child-abusing, fire-breathing god won't help you...The One True Almighty and All-Merciful God (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit) will be aiding us here!
              Hardly likely, when you ignore Him in favor of your unholy trinity of Dagon, Semiramis, and the death cookie.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • #37
                Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                Hardly likely, when you ignore Him in favor of your unholy trinity of Dagon, Semiramis, and the death cookie.
                1. About Dagon & Semiramis, we reject them. Sure, we might adapt some of their old traditions, but we're merely changing their purpose; they used these practices to worship false gods, but we use it to worship the One True God; Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.

                2. Why do you say we're not Christian, but reject one of our most obvious forms of worship for the Lord Jesus Christ?

                By the way, you have 90 minutes left to abandon the camp.
                ACTS 5:29

                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                • #38
                  Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                  Or what, you'll go about, raping little boys?

                  No alter boys are allowed in the camp, my good pedo. Besides, do you really think you can get close enough to stop anything?
                  Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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                  • #39
                    Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                    2. Why do you say we're not Christian, but reject one of our most obvious forms of worship for the Lord Jesus Christ?
                    Er, praying to His dead Mommy, or praying to a Holy Cracker?

                    I see the time is up. How's the battle at camp going? I hope nobody got a welt from Mary Martin's rosary.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #40
                      Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      Er, praying to His dead Mommy, or praying to a Holy Cracker?

                      I see the time is up. How's the battle at camp going? I hope nobody got a welt from Mary Martin's rosary.
                      Now, I'm not an LBCer or a Catholic, but I know what you're doing to these young boys is wrong!

                      You're about as bad as the pedophiles that make up 4% of the Catholic priesthood (which I doubt Fr. Martin is one of) for that! We've got real ammo, so watch your mouth (And that punk Offcr. Albert can't help you either!)
                      [B]RIP PIMP C! UGK FOR LIFE![/B]

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                      • #41
                        Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                        Originally posted by BunBofUGK View Post
                        Now, I'm not an LBCer or a Catholic, but I know what you're doing to these young boys is wrong!

                        You're about as bad as the pedophiles that make up 4% of the Catholic priesthood (which I doubt Fr. Martin is one of) for that! We've got real ammo, so watch your mouth (And that punk Offcr. Albert can't help you either!)
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #42
                          Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Laugh all you want right now; I've got the whole state of Texas backing me up, so you've got to answer to all the real figgas in the state if you keep running your mouths!

                          P.S. Why does this sick-in-the-head Old Man Hatchet think I'm his daddy? He's old enough to be MY pops!
                          [B]RIP PIMP C! UGK FOR LIFE![/B]

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                          • #43
                            Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                            Originally posted by BumfUGK View Post
                            Laugh all you want right now; I've got the whole state of Texas backing me up, so you've got to answer to all the real figgas in the state if you keep running your mouths!

                            P.S. Why does this sick-in-the-head Old Man Hatchet think I'm his daddy? He's old enough to be MY pops!
                            What ARE you on about, BumfUGK?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #44
                              Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                              Originally posted by BunBoyUGK View Post
                              Laugh all you want right now; I've got the whole state of Texas backing me up, so you've got to answer to all the real figgas in the state if you keep running your mouths!

                              P.S. Why does this sick-in-the-head Old Man Hatchet think I'm his daddy? He's old enough to be MY pops!
                              Boy, according to your DOF report, you've never been anywhere near Texas.

                              Wanna tell us the truth now? Jesus knows a poser when He sees one.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #45
                                Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Boy, according to your DOF report, you've never been anywhere near Texas.

                                Wanna tell us the truth now? Jesus knows a poser when He sees one.
                                What?!? How could someone be bold enough to lie about being from the Great Godly State of Texas? That's the home state of our wonderful George W Bush!
                                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                in 2016

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