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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #1

    Don't Microwave Baby!!!

    I assume most of our members are smart enough for this one, but for those unsaved folks who visit, a friendly reminder:

    Mother accused of microwaving baby
    By James Hannah
    The Associated Press

    Dayton, Ohio - A mother was arrested on suspicion of murdering her newborn daughter by microwaving the baby in an oven.
    China Arnold, 26, was jailed Monday on a charge of aggravated murder, more than a year after she brought her dead month-old baby to a hospital. Bail was set today at $1 million.
    "We have reason to believe, and we have some forensic evidence that is consistent with our belief, that a microwave oven was used in this death," said Ken Betz, director of the Montgomery County coroner's office.
    He said the evidence included high-heat internal injuries and the absence of external burn marks on the baby, Paris Talley.
    Arnold was arrested soon after the baby's death in August 2005, then was released while authorities investigated further. Betz said the case was difficult because "there is not a lot of scientific research and data on the effect of microwaves on human beings." The death was ruled homicide by hyperthermia, or high body temperature. The absence of external burns ruled out an open flame, scalding water or a heating pad as the cause, Betz said.
    Arnold's lawyer, Jon Paul Rion, said his client had nothing to do with her child's death and was stunned when investigators told her that a microwave might have been involved.
    "China - as a mother and a person - was horrified that such an act could occur," Rion said.
    The night before the baby was taken to the hospital, Arnold and the child's father went out for a short time and left Paris with a baby sitter, Rion said. The mother didn't sense anything out of the ordinary until the next morning, when the child was found unconscious, Rion said.
    Arnold has three other children. In 2000, a Virginia woman was sentenced to five years in prison for killing her month-old son in a microwave oven. Elizabeth Renee Otte claimed she had no memory of cramming her son in the microwave and turning on the appliance in 1999. Experts said that Otte suffered from epilepsy and that her seizures were followed by blackouts.
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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Don't Microwave Baby!!!

    In this case, the opposite is equally true. Do NOT put baby in the deep freeze either.

    Man on trial for putting baby in freezer

    OTTAWA (Reuters) - A Canadian man who could not figure out how to deal with his girlfriend's feverish 10-month-old daughter put the baby into a freezer to cool her down, a local newspaper reported on Friday.

    Derrick Hardy faces charges of criminal negligence and assaulting the infant, who was rescued when her mother came home, the Charlottetown Guardian said.

    The Canadian Broadcasting Corp. said the mother found the girl crammed into the freezer alongside ice cubes and hamburger meat. Hardy said he had left the door ajar but the mother said it had been closed when she returned.

    He told a court in the eastern province of Prince Edward Island on Thursday the child had only been in the freezer for about 40 seconds.

    Hardy, 21, who admitted to police that he had no real parenting skills to deal with a sick child, said he had noticed the girl was very hot and put a cool cloth on her face, but this had no effect.

    He then carried the girl outside into the night air but, frustrated that this also did not work and worried she might drown if placed in a cold bath, he put the baby into the kitchen freezer. She was wearing only an undershirt.

    A local doctor said the mother had described her baby as "crying, sobbing and terrified." The child spent several days in hospital to recover from first- and second-degree freezer burns on her head and torso.

    Hardy has pleaded not guilty to the charges. The baby's grandmother now has custody of the girl.
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    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Glendora Christianson
      Spiritual Mother of LBC
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2329

      #3
      NO Baby in Dishwasher Either!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      In this case, the opposite is equally true. Do NOT put baby in the deep freeze either.
      I think we're on to something, Pastor Zeke, and I feel good about helping all the stupid heathens who visit our church. You know, if they can just keep from killing their children, we have a chance of saving them. So my next word of advice is don't put your baby in the dishwasher. I know lazy heathens, wiccas, even a few Cathylicks might think they can save time by washing baby automatically, but the dishwasher gets a little too hot for baby. CARING GLENDORA
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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: Don't Microwave Baby!!!

        I take it the blender's out as well, then?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Poetic Peter
          Christian Poet Emeritus
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2006
          • 1696

          #5
          Re: Don't Microwave Baby!!!

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          I take it the blender's out as well, then?
          This too



          What a great thing this is:
          Preaching Gospel and Prepubertal Safety at the same place.

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          • Poetic Peter
            Christian Poet Emeritus
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2006
            • 1696

            #6
            Re: Don't Microwave Baby!!!

            I know it means one less killed and cooked Peking cat, but....

            what's really wong here?

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            • Poetic Peter
              Christian Poet Emeritus
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2006
              • 1696

              #7
              Re: Don't Microwave Baby!!!

              Another place not to place Your Baby

              "Venice Sand Mermaid"


              Why not? What's the risk?
              Well, that mashed-head looking thing nuzzling her nookery, appears to my eye
              to be a former sandy baby Harp Seal. Clubbed by....who'd do such a savagery?

              Yes, it could have been a baby.
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              dept. of rant:




              I see no point in running baby parts through the blender
              only to feed some other baby. How stupid.

              ---
              Am fresh-out of baby risk-places.

              Help























              Last edited by Poetic Peter; 11-29-2006, 04:05 PM.

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              • tommy
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2006
                • 392

                #8
                Re: Don't Microwave Baby!!!

                Dear lord, Italians are doomable.
                The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                Exodus 15:3

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #9
                  Re: Don't Microwave Baby!!!

                  Mother Glynndie, I have a question, and perhaps some of you Men might wish to join in with an Answer™

                  Which is, what about times when otherwise Good Christian women Kill their Babies in the Name of God or Jesus? Is that still Sin? Because, didn't some old Goat in the Bible, I think it was Abraham, Kill his firstborn Son - as he was actually Commanded to do by God? (My GOD!)

                  (There's no hurry with the answer. I have plenty of Christmas Goodies to keep me busy as I await it and the Second Coming.)

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #10
                    Re: Don't Microwave Baby!!!

                    Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
                    Mother Glynndie, I have a question (and perhaps some of you Men might wish to join in with an Answer™

                    Which is, what about times when otherwise Good Christian women Kill their Babies in the Name of God or Jesus? Is that still Sin? Because, didn't some old Goat in the Bible, I think it was Abraham, Kill his firstborn Son - as he was actually Commanded to do by God? (My GOD!)

                    (There's no hurry with the answer. I have plenty of Christmas Goodies to keep me busy as I await both it and the Second Coming.)
                    According to the Bible, the first thirty days of a child's life don't count. You have that long to feed it to the muslims or toss it down a well. Between two months and five years of age, you may still kill it but you have to pay a fine. 50 sheckels for a boy, thirty for a girl. After the age of five you can't kill it anymore, but you can sell it.

                    I hope this helps
                    Pastor Al
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #11
                      Re: Don't Microwave Baby!!!

                      It Certainly did help, Pastor!

                      In addition to Smiting Baby-killing clinics, we should also turn our Righteous Wrath upon America's "legal" "system"! How many Good Christian women are sitting in jail cells when they ought to be home Baking Gingerbread Cookies for their Husbands?

                      This, I say, this is Scandalous!!!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      According to the Bible, the first thirty days of a child's life don't count. You have that long to feed it to the muslims or toss it down a well. Between two months and five years of age, you may still kill it but you have to pay a fine. 50 sheckels for a boy, thirty for a girl. After the age of five you can't kill it anymore, but you can sell it.

                      I hope this helps
                      Pastor Al

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                      • OnYourKnees
                        On Extended Furlough
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 4729

                        #12
                        Re: Don't Microwave Baby!!!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        According to the Bible, the first thirty days of a child's life don't count. You have that long to feed it to the muslims or toss it down a well. Between two months and five years of age, you may still kill it but you have to pay a fine. 50 sheckels for a boy, thirty for a girl. After the age of five you can't kill it anymore, but you can sell it.

                        I hope this helps
                        Pastor Al
                        So . . . it counts until it's born, then you get a 30-day reprieve?

                        I guess that's so the unwed whore mother still has to suffer through childbirth, but the rest of us don't have to suffer from the presence of yet another unwanted future criminal running around sucking at the teat of Mother Welfare?

                        Mercy me, sometimes I forget how clever the Lord is!

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                        • OnYourKnees
                          On Extended Furlough
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 4729

                          #13
                          Re: NO Baby in Dishwasher Either!

                          Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                          the dishwasher gets a little too hot for baby. CARING GLENDORA
                          This thread is buildin' a fearsome rumblin' in my belly.

                          May we at least bake baby?

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                          • OnYourKnees
                            On Extended Furlough
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 4729

                            #14
                            Re: Baking Baby

                            Hmm, I guess this answers my question.

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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #15
                              Re: Don't Microwave Baby!!!

                              Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                              So . . . it counts until it's born, then you get a 30-day reprieve?
                              Yes, because the woman, who is merely a vessel, has no choice. Abortions are a sin. Only after the baby is born and the father (or actually ANY man or group of men in the vicinity) look it over for a month for signs of defects, pre-homeristic tendencies (it won't suckle on the dog) and potential male pattern baldness, is it deemed to be alive. But save those 50 sheckels for five years just in case.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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