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  • Witch Hammer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 1717

    #1

    Jesus Weeps...

    ...at the blank spot at the bottom of the page where once was a PayPal button...
  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #2
    A worthy problem

    Especially with the Devil's favorite season so close, we need all of the funds we can get. Ammo isn't free and I had hoped to purchase night vision goggles for our True Christian witch hunters.
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #3
      Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
      ...at the blank spot at the bottom of the page where once was a PayPal button...
      So do I.
      That button was like a good friend.

      I miss it deeply, I used to click it and make a love offering whenever I visited these godly forums..
      I hope it will return soon, otherwise I fear for my spiritual wellbeing.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #4
        At the bottom of the user control panel there exists a 'paid subscriptions' menu.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Brother_Mike
          True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 105

          #5
          Shame on all who didn't notice it missing!

          I knew it was missing the moment I entered these forums.

          The main site doesn't share. We are on our own out here.
          Pastor Al
          Me
          Got Jesus?

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          • Witch Hammer
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 1717

            #6
            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
            So do I.
            That button was like a good friend.

            I miss it deeply, I used to click it and make a love offering whenever I visited these godly forums..
            I hope it will return soon, otherwise I fear for my spiritual wellbeing.
            Better start a-tithing or in hell you'll be a-writhing...that's what I always say!

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            • SalvationSeeker
              True Christian™ Theologian
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 3892

              #7
              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              At the bottom of the user control panel there exists a 'paid subscriptions' menu.
              I take it that the subscription payment is ATLEAST monthly?
              I mean; only 1000$, for benefactor level?
              Salvation is priceless, isn't it?

              I remember making an initial donation of 20,000$ when I signed up to the previous forum, and love offerings of about 2500$ in total during the few days I were on the forum. (Then, as we all know, the forum went down.)



              And indeed, Brother Hammer. I remember rebuking a sinner on the last forum on this very issue, too many people out there tries to rob Jesus.
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #8
                No paypal button, and no ads either....I must confess myself surprised! It isn't the True Christian(tm) way not to care about tithes!
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • Witch Hammer
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 1717

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Andromeda View Post
                  No paypal button, and no ads either....I must confess myself surprised! It isn't the True Christian(tm) way not to care about tithes!
                  What's it to you, you miserly abo?

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #10
                    We cannot understand sarcasm, then, child?
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • Witch Hammer
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1717

                      #11
                      Don't make me smite you with another warning point, Von Helsing.:cool:

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131

                        #12
                        So it IS true. Give a man an inch, and he'll think he's a ruler. *sweet smile*
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                        • Witch Hammer
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1717

                          #13
                          Originally posted by The Andromeda Strain View Post
                          So it IS true. Give a man an inch, and he'll think he's a ruler. *sweet smile*
                          You're a convenient test subject for me, crock bait. I'm heady with my newfound powers. Give me another sweet smile and I might just remove that warning point for you, eh?

                          BUT REFUSE TO GIVE ME THAT SWEET SMILE AND I'LL ZAP YOU WITH ANOTHER WARNING POINT SO QUICKLY THAT YOU'LL THINK YOU WERE HIT BY LIGHTNING!!!

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #14
                            Well, I would, but right now my sweet smile is reserved for dear, wise, Pastor Al, who so thoughtfully gave me this wonderful name change.
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                            • Andreas
                              Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 249

                              #15
                              We cannot understand sarcasm, then, child?
                              Jesus does not appreciate sarcasm!!!
                              Soon in Christ

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