Hello

[Bob Kaare]

Hi there.
I just want to say, after browsing your forum for a few weeks, that I've come to think that you are the only true Christian.

At first I was intimidated by your comments, but I have realised that you only speak your mind. Some find it intimidating (as I first did), but now I find it delightfully refreshing!

Your persistance to follow the bible as written is something I've come to admire. after all, why would God write the Bible, and not want his followers to follow it?
Personally I think that "personal christians" are a bunch of hypocrites, choosing books/passages of the bible that are easy, and comfortable.
My respect to you, for following as I think it was meant to be!

Now, I am not saved. I haven't accepted Christ as my savior.
But I would like, if you do not object, to keep lurking your forums.
And I assure you the I will not post more threads like the ones i already have

And please excuse my bad English grammar.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well praise Jesus! It seems like He is working on softening up that hard heart of yours friend. He can and does do miracles every day!

Please tell us something about yourself. How old are you? What false churches have you attended? What sort of perverted sins have you wallowed in? Please share your testimony with us, pal. Every one is guilty of sin; only True Christians™ have had their sins washed clean in the Blood of Jesus.

I'll be praying for you.

[Bob Kaare]

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Well, I am a male and 21 years of age.
I am a non-active member of the Norwegian state church (a protestant church).
Did you know that since church and state is not yet separated in Norway, that the church is forced to accept gays?
We even have a lesbian Bishop and the goverment just recently passed a law that gives gays equal rights to get married in church and even adopt children!

Now, Norway is a socialist country.
but hopefully FRP (the most rightwing norwegian party) will win the election in 2009. they are still not as right wing as the republicans, or even the democrats. but it is a start.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, I am a male and 21 years of age.
I am a non-active member of the Norwegian state church (a protestant church).
Did you know that since church and state is not yet separated in Norway, that the church is forced to accept gays?
We even have a lesbian Bishop and the goverment just recently passed a law that gives gays equal rights to get married in church and even adopt children!

Now, Norway is a socialist country.
but hopefully FRP (the most rightwing norwegian party) will win the election in 2009. they are still not as right wing as the republicans, or even the democrats. but it is a start.

Well that's sad news. How many times have you been sodomized by vikings?

[Bob Kaare]

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Well that's sad news. How many times have you been sodomized by vikings?

I haven't been sodomized
so I guess I'm lucky

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I haven't been sodomized
so I guess I'm lucky

Jesus has clearly been watching over you. An average day in a socialistic God-hating cesspool like Denmark must me alot like hell itself. I urge you to spend your time studying the KJV Bible. Do they have any available up there in eskimo land?

Actually, don't you Swedes have a city named "Hell" up there somewhere? No wonder God hates your country.

[Roberta]

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I never realized that Norway is part of Austria.

http://www.norway.org.au/Culture/

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Well, I am a male and 21 years of age.
I am a non-active member of the Norwegian state church (a protestant church).
Did you know that since church and state is not yet separated in Norway, that the church is forced to accept gays?
We even have a lesbian Bishop and the goverment just recently passed a law that gives gays equal rights to get married in church and even adopt children!

Now, Norway is a socialist country.
but hopefully FRP (the most rightwing norwegian party) will win the election in 2009. they are still not as right wing as the republicans, or even the democrats. but it is a start.

I think this guy is pullin your leg. I looked through the Atlas and I cant find any country named Norwegia.

[Mister Brasil]

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I think this guy is pullin your leg. I looked through the Atlas and I cant find any country named Norwegia.

He's not pulling your leg. It's just how they say their country's name in their own language, kind of how the Canadans call themselves "Canadiennes."

If you have a good American atlas, try looking up "Finland." That's how we call it.

[VictoryOS]

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...kind of how the Canadans call themselves "Canadiennes."

Really? How queer!

[Brother Temperance]

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Well, I am a male and 21 years of age.
I am a non-active member of the Norwegian state church (a protestant church).
Did you know that since church and state is not yet separated in Norway, that the church is forced to accept gays?

Are there any heterosexuals in Norway? I've never heard of any.

Now, Norway is a socialist country.
but hopefully FRP (the most rightwing norwegian party) will win the election in 2009. they are still not as right wing as the republicans, or even the democrats. but it is a start.

Yet more proof of how decadent the Democratic People's Republic of Scandinavia is. No decent self-respecting American, or even British, conservative would ever start a party with a name as outlandish as the Frap. They'd be laughed out of town, and rightly so. Praise Jesus.

I haven't been sodomized
so I guess I'm lucky

Probably in the luckiest 0.5% of the population.

I never realized that Norway is part of Austria.

http://www.norway.org.au/Culture/

Wow. So are vikings the same as Abos, or are they different tribes that fight wars against each other? The vikings may worship stupid false gods (what is up with Odin anyway? How dumb do you have to be to worship a "god" who's not even powerful enough to stop people jabbing his eyes out?), but I'd bet on them over the abos any day. Do they burn churches and then toss shrimp on them?

He's not pulling your leg. It's just how they say their country's name in their own language, kind of how the Canadans call themselves "Canadiennes."

Why would anyone care what a bunch of French terrorists call themselves anyway? Why can't they just refer to themselves as scum like everyone else does?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hey Boobe; Do you know about this guy? What's your take, was he a papist?

July 29, 1030: Viking king Olaf Haraldsson, patron saint of Norway, dies in the battle of Stiklestad. Though limited in his ability to force his countrymen to convert during his reign, his death was later hailed as a miracle-filled martyrdom and, as his legend grew, it spurred on christiansd converting the country. In time, Olaf became one of the most well-known saints of medieval Christendom, and his relics in Norway became one of Europe's most popular pilgrimage destinations.

[Bob Kaare]

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Hey Boobe; Do you know about this guy? What's your take, was he a papist?

I believe he was, at least the catholic church made him a saint. anyway, he was willing to convert all the heathens by any means.
He killed, tortured and mutilated all heathens who did not want to convert.
and doing so, made Norway a Christian nation (not by our fine standards of course).

Yet more proof of how decadent the Democratic People's Republic of Scandinavia is. No decent self-respecting American, or even British, conservative would ever start a party with a name as outlandish as the Frap. They'd be laughed out of town, and rightly so. Praise Jesus.

FRP stands for FremskritsPartiet (The Progression Party). althought the name makes much more sense in Norwegian.

Actually, don't you Swedes have a city named "Hell" up there somewhere? No wonder God hates your country.

Actually the place Hell is in Norway. and the Norwegian word hell does not have the same meaning as the English one. It means hill, roughly.
But locals have been known to try and make a profit from the confusion.
I'm glad God hates Sweden, I don't like them either

[Roberta]

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What is this all about?

Voldtatt i to timer på asylmottak
- Siktet mann flyttet til annet mottak

http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=198725