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  • Brother Benjamin
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2008
    • 2

    #1

    Coming clean

    Hello brethren-

    I feel like a ray of light has shown its rays upon this online community and God reflected it in such a way that attracted me to the potential of salvation from the imperfections inherent to my nature, planted by the one Lucifer. I have unknowingly allowed him to tarnish my will with impurity. Heal me, heal me, oh Lord and Land Over Baptist worship community for my appetite for "gratification" has grown excessive. The pain of resisting Sir Satan and his continual guidance as if a puppet master driving my hand, sometimes the right, sometimes the left, to my unholy member... is damnation certain or should I resist the doubt-seed already planted by the demons prancing along the coals in the cloud of my psyche? My faith has been strengthened by the good-will I sense in this community. Through our Lord Jesus Christ, please pray for me and ask him to raise me up above the urges of wicked primates and wash me clean of my sins for I AM A SINNER and need your love and compassion to overcome the will of Satan and his desire to have me succumb to pornography and the seduction of the American media, which is filled with writhing lost souls. I've witnessed good Christians tell me their body is a temple made by God and then open their cigarette pack, coughing and wheezing, lighting up and spit in the face of His goodwill. Please accept me and pray for me brothers and sisters, for this vice in me has been planted and even after saying no, Satan's desire says, "Yes, YES!" and my wife yells out, "What's taking you so long in there, honey?" and then I lie saying, "It's nothing honey, just a little bound up." So you see my purpose here is sincere and I hope to channel your goodwill to others who will also find you.

    Praise Jesus and AMEN.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Coming clean

    That's quite an exposition. I'd like to know what are you coming clean about, and specifically, how it relates to your previous posts here. Let's hear it ALL, Benji.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Brother Benjamin
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Aug 2008
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Coming clean

      Please understand, Nobar, that I am bearing my soul here to your fine, compassionate online Christian community. This is my first post.

      I know, I know... I probably should have started with the Introductions forum, but my unfortunate impulsive nature, like a slave owner, caused me to overlook the correct place.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Coming clean

        Welcome Ben, and please relax and take a load off your mind. Turn all your troubles over to Jesus, friend!

        Why not start at the begginning and tell us how you came to find Christ. What sorts of perverse sins have you wallowed in? Tell us about your church and your pastor. we want to know all about you! Your age, your family, your favorite verses in the Bible. Tell us and make a Joyful Noise!!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Roberta
          Anti La Leche League Organizer
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 1817

          #5
          Re: Coming clean

          Dear God, is he unaware of Onan's fate?
          Come climb my mountains.

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