Good Christian Clothing

[Glendora Christianson]

Forgive me men, but we gals need to discuss fall fashions to avoid any spiritual emergencies. Anyway, I found the most delightful mother/daughter holiday dresses. I only wish my son Skeeter was a girl. Or maybe not, at least Skeeter can go to Heaven (unlike we daughters of Eve). Just take a look at these sassy Baptist frocks. Perhaps Petal and I can wear them to the Thanksgiving Potluck. And please post your Ideas for proper ladies wear. Mother Glendora

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

That is lovely!

That is lovely Mother G. I am working on this enamble, but of course I have to Make Pastor Zeke and Tater matching suits.

Do you like it?



The blue will make our eyes stand out.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Forgive me men, but we gals need to discuss fall fashions to avoid any spiritual emergencies. Anyway, I found the most delightful mother/daughter holiday dresses. I only wish my son Skeeter was a girl. Or maybe not, at least Skeeter can go to Heaven (unlike we daughters of Eve). Just take a look at these sassy Baptist frocks. Perhaps Petal and I can wear them to the Thanksgiving Potluck. And please post your Ideas for proper ladies wear. Mother Glendora

Here are some you might like:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Here are some you might like:

Those frocks are for prostitutes. You obviously have no morals since you don't have Jesus as your Master.

I want to remind you ladies about what God tells us in the Holy KJV1611 Bible about female dress. First of all, NO pants! Jesus hates transvestites and bull dykes.

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5

Women may not braid their hair, wear gold, pearls, or expensive clothing.

"Women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array." -- 1 Timothy 2:9

"Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel." -- 1 Peter 3:3


Don't wear garments with wool and linen blended together.

"Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together." -- Deuteronomy 22:11


A man's hair should be short, and a woman's long.

"Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering." -- 1 Corinthians 11:14-15


God will punish those who wear strange clothes.

"I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8

Strange apparel includes whatever the harlot andro is wearing or ever suggests....

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Now, now. There's nothing which applies to the lovely *cough* little green numbers I posted that couldn't be applied to the other pictures posted. Unless the bible has an issue with the color green?

[Witch Hammer]

Here are some you might like:

I'll invite you not to mock our women's Godly attire, you burlap-wearing witch! And another thing, I find your signature offensive. Don't hold it against God-appointed King George II that Jesus has blessed him with the gift of foresight! Change it, or I'll attempt to give you a warning point!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

WH,
what is it you find wrong with my signature exactly? I'm quoting a statement of dear sweet Dubya. Your not liking it means that YOU don't support everything the dear GODLY president says.

Is that it, WH? Do you not support the president?
Why, shame on you!

[Witch Hammer]

WH,
what is it you find wrong with my signature exactly? I'm quoting a statement of dear sweet Dubya. Your not liking it means that YOU don't support everything the dear GODLY president says.

Is that it, WH? Do you not support the president?
Why, shame on you!

Look here, you chicken-headed harlot! Every word uttered by KING GWB might as well be gospel. He is God's mouth piece...he is God's right hand man. You are obviously trying to make him look like a fool by quoting him out of context, and you will suffer dearly in hell for it, mocker!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Here are some you might like:

Well! That's a nice change! How kind of you to offer our Baptist Sisters some of the items from your own closet! I thank you on behalf of the C-O-N-gregation.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

WHO TOLD??! Er.....I mean....glad to pass on some wonderful former bridesmaid dresses, sir!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

WHO TOLD??! Er.....I mean....glad to pass on some wonderful former bridesmaid dresses, sir!

And, in addition to my previous revelations, I have now researched your signature and have found that you have FALSELY quoted out GODLY President!

PROOF: http://www.snopes.com/quotes/candidate.asp

[Rachael Van Helsing]

FINE!!!
Better now?

Why am I unable to put an image in my signature?

[Witch Hammer]

FINE!!!

Why am I unable to put an image in my signature?

Because you're stupid?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

My, my, aren't we clever.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Because you're stupid?

Brother, Brother! We needn't state the obvious in cases like this. The poor, distraught woman needs compassion and a slap upside the head. She'll be right.