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  • JewPincher
    recovering Westboro supporter
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2014
    • 116
    #1

    I am back with news! Praise God!

    I apologize for my absence for some time as I have been training young, Christian men theomathematics and to live for our Lord.

    As some of you may know, I have two daughters. I worried that my wife had a heathen background and was cursed to only have daughters. But, we are having a son!

    Praise GOD!
    And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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    • Jim Farmer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2293
      #2
      Re: I am back with news! Praise God!

      Originally posted by JewPincher View Post
      As some of you may know, I have two daughters. I worried that my wife had a heathen background and was cursed to only have daughters. But, we are having a son!

      Praise GOD!
      Congratulations! My wife had a girl child first time around. She's pregnant again. If it's not a son, I am going to be a very angry man. You are a patient man giving her 3 chances. Mine is only getting 2.
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        • JewPincher
          recovering Westboro supporter
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2014
          • 116
          #3
          Re: I am back with news! Praise God!

          Thank you, Brother! I made the beatings harsher and more frequent. She also spent more time locked in the prayer closet! Her obedience has been rewarded. I pray you are blessed with a son as well!
          And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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            • Witch Hammer
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 1717
              #4
              Re: I am back with news! Praise God!

              Originally posted by JewPincher View Post
              I apologize for my absence for some time as I have been training young, Christian men theomathematics and to live for our Lord.

              As some of you may know, I have two daughters. I worried that my wife had a heathen background and was cursed to only have daughters. But, we are having a son!

              Praise GOD!
              Don't fret, brother. Daughters are like money in the bank, if you can get them raped* by their future husbands. Treat yourself to something special with those 100 Shekels, you deserve it!
              Deuteronomy 22:29

              And congratulations on the boy!

              *when they come of age...be patient

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