[Mary Etheldreda]

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We've seen Jesus appear to people in the mouth, throughout the body, and even in areas where we expel food to the glory of God. So it comes as no surprise to God-Fearing Americans to see our Glorious Lord show Himself in a more intimate medium - Baby Pooh! This blessed baby pooped a perfect replica of the Magnificent Cross of our Lord and Savior in his diapers!

Glory!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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With an amazing and miraculous reminder to regulate the wombs of women in Godly Righteousness, Jesus Christ, the Lord thy God, has deigned to appear in reenactment of His Divine, Temporary Death, in the womb of a young, expectant mother in Indiana. It's almost as if He says, "Don't abort this little soul! Or you'll flush Me out as well!"

[RegofChrist]

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I hope you guys realize that that's not what Jesus looked like...he was middle eastern, for god's sake. He probably looked a lot more like this attached photograph. Plus, the one of the eye...that's definite photoshop. Sorry to rain on your parade.

Where in the Bible did Jesus fly a plane into a skyscraper?

[Elmer G. White]

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The Godmocking atheists above try to usurp this beautiful thread but Jesus won't allow that! Jesus is Awesome and quite Merciful (Jonah 4:2) - please remember that, dear atheists. It is not necessarily too late. As you were writing your blasphemous replies, Jesus made another appearance on a bruise of a sinning woman's (immodest nail polish; 1 Timothy 2:9) bruised toe. Despite the sin, Jesus showed Himself. This is exactly how He can make sinners Repent. Please, atheist scum, check your extremities. Jesus might be there for you, too!





Daniel 2:42
And as the toes of the feet were part of iron, and part of clay, so the kingdom shall be partly strong, and partly broken.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Didymus Much]

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I hope you guys realize that that's not what Jesus looked like...he was middle eastern, for god's sake...

Yeah, and if you think everyone who lived there at the time looked like your personal preconception, you've swallowed a lot of someone's propaganda. Populations move, and the people who live there now don't necessarily have anything to do with the people who used to live there, two thousand years ago.

...He probably looked a lot more like this attached photograph...

1) Attached photograph? GJ!!

2) Every gather round! We found actual evidence of what Jesus looked like!!!11!! Oh, wait, it's just someone's personal opinion, again, offered with no evidence at all, or support of any variety, AGAIN. Never mind, go back to your homes, nothing to see here.

[gerardwayruinedme]

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I hope you guys realize that that's not what Jesus looked like...he was middle eastern, for god's sake. He probably looked a lot more like this attached photograph. Plus, the one of the eye...that's definite photoshop. Sorry to rain on your parade.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Jesus spends Easter looking in on atheist:

A man claims he had a religious experience on Easter Sunday when the 'face of Jesus appeared' in his garden bush.

Gobsmacked Michael Coughlan, 55, was peering out his back window when he says he saw the image in his shrubbery.

Michael claims to have witnessed the holy face looking back at him yesterday, the day that celebrates the son of God's return from the dead.

Dad-of-four Michael, of Bolton, Greater Manchester, said: "I went into the room on Sunday and looked out the window and saw this face."

"I joked about it being Jesus but in the afternoon my friend came round and said it looked more like Rick Parfitt from Status Quo," he continued.

"Hand on my heart I had never noticed it before.

"I'm not even religious."

[Youth Minister Harry]

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I see him! He is in the lower left corner. Black Jesus. Yeshua before he was HIM Ras Tafari.

You can spot a jig in that bunch a loons?

[I Man Rastafari]

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I was told Jesus is in this picture but I think I need new Glasses



Maybe it's one of those squint and see images?

I see him! He is in the lower left corner. Black Jesus. Yeshua before he was HIM Ras Tafari.

[alooneymoron]

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I'll play along...

The one on the left is Elvis....

[Back against wall]

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I was told Jesus is in this picture but I think I need new Glasses



Maybe it's one of those squint and see images?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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seems to love to make sneaky surprise appearance in X-rays. I just love His sense of humor.

Indeed! I think He likes to surprise the radiologists and doctors as well as the patients when His Divine Internal Selfie appears next to the cancerous tumor, so lovingly gifted to those He wants to frighten into repentance!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Jesus compels a Mexican woman to love Him (Luke 14:23) or burn forever (John 3:18) by burning an image of His Divine Face into her brain via non-functioning internal organs, and strokes, and all kinds of debilitating and terminal reminders of His Love!

seems to love to make sneaky surprise appearance in X-rays. I just love His sense of humor.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Jesus compels a Mexican woman to love Him (Luke 14:23) or burn forever (John 3:18) by burning an image of His Divine Face into her brain via non-functioning internal organs, and strokes, and all kinds of debilitating and terminal reminders of His Love!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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appears in front of hundreds of thousands at airshow!