Announcement: Tallywhacker Hater

[Deaner]

Tallywhacker Hater has been released from Quarantine for the day.

Long story short; it is a male with breasts who insists she is a female and wants to have her choo-choo lopped off and tossed in the trash.

We have a real sick one here folks.

It is also looking for a new username. Feel free to post your suggestions here; the winner will receive directions to the PayPal button to send a love donation to Jesus.

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: Announcement: Tallywhacker Hater

Well, I guess that's the closest to respectful any of the LBC members have gotten with me, so kudos, I guess.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, I guess that's the closest to respectful any of the LBC members have gotten with me, so kudos, I guess.

And remember what we told you. Ix-nay on the allywacker-tay ullshit-bay. Capishe?

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: Announcement: Tallywhacker Hater

And remember what we told you. Ix-nay on the allywacker-tay ullshit-bay. Capishe?

I will if you guys will. Deal?

[Deaner]

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I will if you guys will. Deal?

Shutup penis mocker. You have zero rights here, you will be making no deals with anyone. All you have to do is listen for the voice of Christ and accept the gentle guidance of our members.

[Tallywacker Hater]

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Shutup penis mocker. You have zero rights here, you will be making no deals with anyone. All you have to do is listen for the voice of Christ and accept the gentle guidance of our members.

Oooookay.... but it would be kinda hard not to mention that specific organ if the other people here keep asking me questions about it.

[Deaner]

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Oooookay.... but it would be kinda hard not to mention that specific organ if the other people here keep asking me questions about it.

So if you're trying not to talk about it what's up with the "kinda hard" stuff?

[Bob4God]

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I don't feel at all comfortable around Tallywacker Hater. I keep expecting him to go bezerk with a meat clever and mutilate all of us Godly men or something.

LORD JESUS SEND AN ANGEL TO PROTECT US.

[Wide-Open]

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I don't feel at all comfortable around Tallywacker Hater. I keep expecting him to go bezerk with a meat clever and mutilate all of us Godly men or something.

Brother Bob: ... him? I guess Pastor Deaner had it right when he called it it. That said, I do share your feelings though. Next thing you know we all have the AIDS.

But the Pastor is wiser than we are, and surely has consulted Jesus before letting this one out in the open again.

I guess this is where my keyboard condom comes in handy.

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[Tallywacker Hater]

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Brother Bob: ... him? I guess Pastor Deaner had it right when he called it it. That said, I do share your feelings though. Next thing you know we all have the AIDS.

But the Pastor is wiser than we are, and surely has consulted Jesus before letting this one out in the open again.

I guess this is where my keyboard condom comes in handy.

Oh, wow. That is too much!

Keyboard condom! ROTFL!

Okay, even if I were gay (which I am not!), I still don't have AIDS. Trust me, it's kinda hard to contract when you have been celibate for the past couple of years.

[Bob4God]

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Tallywacker Hater,

Won't you be celibate for the rest of your life? I mean, once you remove your organs, you won't be able to do 'it' anymore, right?

Even if you COULD, who would want to get so close to somebody who has spat in the face of GOD by mutilating one of his grandest creations?

[Tallywacker Hater]

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Even if you COULD, who would want to get so close to somebody who has spat in the face of GOD by mutilating one of his grandest creations?

[a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tranny_chaser]Them.[/a]

Meh. I'm not that fond of typical chasers, anyway. Too many of them just want sex and don't know how to show a girl a little romance.

[Justina Thyme]

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I truly do not understand what all the fuss is about "trannies." I googled the words "tranny romance" and this is the one of the first images that I got (it's something called an Aamco tranny and it was incongruently placed among a group of irrelevant images of nude men performing incomprehensible acts):



As far as romance goes, that seems to be a non sequitur in this context--but this one does come with a lifetime warranty so I suppose that could, with a stretch of the imagination, be considered "romantic,"especially by those who really love their cars.

[Tallywacker Hater]

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I truly do not understand what all the fuss is about "trannies." I googled the words "tranny romance" and this is the one of the first images that I got (it's something called an Aamco tranny and it was incongruently placed among a group of irrelevant images of nude men performing incomprehensible acts):

Yeah, I googled "tranny" and got a picture of Jenny Bailey, a transsexual woman who is also the civic leader of Cambridge City Council in Cambridge England.

If that isn't bad enough for you, she's also in a lesbian relationship with another transsexual woman, her political party is "Liberal Democrat" AND she's a Buddhist.

I can only imagine what you would think of her.

I think "Yay!"

[Wide-Open]

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I truly do not understand what all the fuss is about "trannies." I googled the words "tranny romance" and this is the one of the first images that I got (it's something called an Aamco tranny and it was incongruently placed among a group of irrelevant images of nude men performing incomprehensible acts):

Sister! That looks like a hybrid 5-speed/black sheep trannie.

May the Lord forgive us all.