[James Hutchins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I am sure if the Republican party needed $1MM in cash, I know we have nothing to worry about with D. J. Trump at the helm. The man is nearly as Perfect© as our own beloved Pastor Ezekiel Flint. D.J.T. has flowing locks of spun gold and skin the tone of a sunset. He often tells his subjects 'Trust me'. Why would he not be guiding us with a deep love?
I recommend we all forget about this and return to normal operations. Nothing to see here.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Thank you, Sister Joanna, for reminding us of Mistress Cookie's mysterious disappearance. Missing money and a missing person does introduce suspicion.

As does the recall of a certain Brother in Christ to Freehold for unspecified "discussions". I name no names, but it's unclear whether these so-called discussions involve dearest Cookie, the missing/not missing money or both.

The mysterious disappearance of Brother Farmer is most suspicious.

I had no idea Brother Farmer was also missing. My husband said he had a few roos loose in the top paddock - I hope for his sake that they didn't get into the house.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

If the committee is still having trouble raising the funds, I would gladly ask my Pa if the new jet can be put on his credit card for Pastor Ezekiel Flint. I am sure he wouldn't mind since it's for such a Godly cause.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Well, Glory!

You've been Johny on the spot (no pun intended) in getting back to me, and it's obvious some others have a Godly interest in getting Zeke that airplane. It speaks to the quality of people Jesus ordained to be a part of His flight crew in Heaven - Landover Baptist Church.


But Golly Gee, Mr. Chairman Mayor (forgive my strong language), it seems you once again didn't give me the whereabouts of the money as provided in your Transparency Rule. Being a mayor is such a busy job. I can imagine running a city, an airplane committee and still putting all your effort into pleasing GOD is a full plate indeed. But would you take time out of your pathway to Heaven to give me that little tidbit of information?


May Christ be with You, Dear Brother.


BrotherLarry (Luke 8:17)

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Well, Glory!
You've been Johny on the spot (no pun intended) in getting back to me, and it's obvious some others have a Godly interest in getting Zeke that airplane. It speaks to the quality of people Jesus ordained to be a part of His flight crew in Heaven - Landover Baptist Church.

But Golly Gee, Mr. Chairman Mayor (forgive my strong language), it seems you once again didn't give me the whereabouts of the money as provided in your Transparency Rule. Being a mayor is such a busy job. I can imagine running a city, an airplane committee and still putting all your effort into pleasing GOD is a full plate indeed. But would you take time out of your pathway to Heaven to give me that little tidbit of information?

May Christ be with You, Dear Brother.
BrotherLarry (Luke 8:17)

Brother Larry, your devotion to fiscal transparency it most admirable. The only people on earth who might be even more devoted to fiscal transparency are myself and my Godly brothers on the Committee. That is why I am going to make known by this post exactly who borrowed and still owes Landover Baptist one million dollars (plus interest).

You may recall that our country was on the cusp of a disaster about two years ago. Forces of Satan were gathering.

At a regular meeting of the Committee a gentleman showed up with impeccable credentials. He wore a tayler-made suit. Since we knew he was both a Christian and Republican we leaned forward to hear what he had to say.

He explained one million dollars was needed immediately to forestall ruin of the United States. The complex nature of the transaction can be summarized as this. He said that after the million dollars was used for its intended purpose, his organization would be flush with new dollars and the organization would quickly pay us back. A 10% interest rate was more than we are now getting at the bank.

After the gentleman left the Committee buckled down to pray. Each member felt God wanted us to loan the organization $1 million. The money was transferred immediately. You, Brother Larry, know our country has not fallen into the hands of Satan, thank you Jesus. In that way, the loan was very successful.

The only remaining complication is repayment. We are confident repayment is coming soon.

Thank you for your inquiry, Brother Larry. I'm glad I can be of help.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor, Chairman, Jet Aircraft for Zeke Committee.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

May God be praised for aye Mr. Mayor.

I bet the screen is somehow cutting my full message off making it hard for you to respond to my inquiry. Would you be so kind to tell me in whose hands the kind donations of the people are??

And what of the remaining balance? That is rather important too.

Waiting to heap praise on the committee,

BrotherLarry

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

May God be praised for aye Mr. Mayor.
I bet the screen is somehow cutting my full message off making it hard for you to respond to my inquiry. Would you be so kind to tell me in whose hands the kind donations of the people are??
And what of the remaining balance? That is rather important too.
Waiting to heap praise on the committee,
BrotherLarry

Brother Larry, the Committee is very proud to announce the $1 million loan was to the Donald Trump campaign. Early on in the campaign season we True Americans feared the Clinton's emails would not be enough to defeat her. We heard money was badly needed and responded with the loan. We are proud of our role in bring home the victory.

The Committee is just a tad, only a tad, disappointed the money has not been repaid as promised. Late last Spring we noticed, for example, the Trump reelection organization had accumulated over six million dollars. I made as inquiry as to the possibility Pastor Zeke's New Jet Aircraft Committee could be repaid with only one million of that six million.

While this was months ago and I have not received an answer I am very confident a positive answer is coming. There can be no doubt President Trump and his political staff have impeccable moral credentials. This means they will soon repay any outstanding debts including those owed to us.

The beauty of all this is Trump knows well Landover Baptist Church. He will make certain we not only are repaid but will keep his door open to us should we need his help.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Has it ever occurred to you, Mr. Mayor and the mysterious "committee", that your money might have gone to pay off Mr. Trump's courtesans - er dalliances - er, trollops?

No, I suppose you haven't. But I have.

Do you not think Pastor Flint should have been informed of this rather than allowing Creflo Dollar to not only have a new airplane but now a new spacecraft?

I believe the church has a right to see its pastor endowed properly. Right now, what pastor has is too little. It's been over two years and the loan remains unpaid. What do you propose to the trusting congregation, sir?

Praying for all of your souls,
BrotherLarry

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I hate to bring this up again, and I realize that the decision to purchase and Airbus A380 was made in 2015, but I feel the need to again question the wisdom of purchasing the A380 - particularly in light of the election of Donald Trump and his difficulties in dealing with the EU.

Starting with the astonishingly ugly deux chevaux, the French have set a new record with the ugliest ungainly behemoth jetliner ever constructed - the A380. No amount of the infinite mercy or Blood of Jesus can cleanse this aircraft of its sins and justify its purchase by any American. I'm sure that Donald Trump would repeat the old adage - if it's not Boeing we're not going.

We're in the midst of a battle for MAGA with Jesus on our side - and I would hate to piss Him off.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Mr Mayor, Sir, are you absolutely sure that it was understood by the recipients that the loan was just that, a loan? Because my husband was playing golf in Scotland a couple of weeks back and he was surprised when someone called Eric mentioned a "generous donation" from the Church.

I suppose if it's only $1 million then that's small change in the scheme of things, but it does flag up yet more administrative problems in the office.


YiC
JL-V

[Phil Ander]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Mr Mayor, Sir, are you absolutely sure that it was understood by the recipients that the loan was just that, a loan? Because my husband was playing golf in Scotland a couple of weeks back and he was surprised when someone called Eric mentioned a "generous donation" from the Church.

I suppose if it's only $1 million then that's small change in the scheme of things, but it does flag up yet more administrative problems in the office.


YiC
JL-V

I'm not sure that Eric should be regarded as Mr. Reliable. When Fox News last interviewed The President on the course at Mar-a-Lago, he was asked about his handicap. I understand that "Eric" was the answer.


So, ranking the children..we have


1. Donald Trump Jr
2. Ivanka (demerit points for Jooish conversion)
3. Barron (demerit points for being a sleepy head at the Victory announcement. Also possible gayish behavior)
4. Tiffany (demerit points for having relationships with random democrats)
5. Eric (just stupid, dumber than the dumbest rock than has ever had an IQ test. Only slightly smarter than Nancy Pelosi).


If the jet committee made a loan to the Trump campaign, I would regard it as an investment in America's future. If not repaid in monetary terms, it will surely be repaid in a resurgence of a belief in America. I have no doubt that the modest loan that the LBC committee has made to the Trump campaign will lead, given time, to a magnificent bounty


Phil

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

So, ranking the children..we have

1. Donald Trump Jr
2. Ivanka (demerit points for Jooish conversion)
3. Barron (demerit points for being a sleepy head at the Victory announcement. Also possible gayish behavior)
4. Tiffany (demerit points for having relationships with random democrats)
5. Eric (just stupid, dumber than the dumbest rock than has ever had an IQ test. Only slightly smarter than Nancy Pelosi).

If the jet committee made a loan to the Trump campaign, I would regard it as an investment in America's future. If not repaid in monetary terms, it will surely be repaid in a resurgence of a belief in America. I have no doubt that the modest loan that the LBC committee has made to the Trump campaign will lead, given time, to a magnificent bounty. Phil

Thank you for these thoughts Brother Phil and other True Christians™. It will take all of our best thinking to navigate repayment of this loan.

One thing that bothers me is what you mentioned, the daughter Ivanka who converted to the Jew faith. Along with her I'm concerned about her husband, Jared, also a Jew.

I'm concerned that they might approach the Committee with an offer of partial payment. That is, they tell us we can have half of it back or or they will pay none of it back. I know the President would not tolerate such an underhanded practice but I've heard it is common within the Jewish faith.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Mr. Mayor has the committee considered investing in property? I'm convinced that golf resorts and luxury apartments are going to be BIG. All it takes is a few overseas buyers and poof! You make a million dollars, easy.

[James Hutchins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I am amazed, simply flabbergasted that anyone questions the Good and Godly intentions of Senior members of the Church.
In this day and age, a million is not something we can afford to worry about when there are Sinners and perverts running amok.
I am onboard with Brother WJB regarding plane choice. What with all the terrorists, and other mudslimes and of course, them just being French, I am not sure I'd be comfortable with a plane coming from there. Just spitballing here, but has anyone considered a AN-124? It is large enough for Pastor Ezekiel to have a separate wing away from all the commotion of the coach class travelers.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I could possibly help replace the funds. With a few stipulations that is.