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  • Dennis Lukes
    Innkeeper for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2018
    • 2376

    #436
    Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    Those small-town Carnegie libraries were a terrible waste of a fortune.

    Bozos has over $100 billion. Certainly he could both buy Pastor Zeke an Airbus and also help Donald Trump who is down a few billion.
    I'd also like to put in a plug for Ye, who is in need of mere millions after speaking truth to power. But only after the Airbus, which is years overdue at this point. As I understand it Trump himself had pledged money to help Zeke with this goal but it failed to materialize. Much like most of his other promises.
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    • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
      An old soul
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 4844

      #437
      Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

      Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
      As I understand it Trump himself had pledged money to help Zeke with this goal but it failed to materialize. Much like most of his other promises.
      Well now, let's not have schism over the future of the Republican Party over a few dollars. Just admit Trump paid in full and move along. Better yet, claim he overpaid and the Committee owe him money.
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12335

        #438
        The Committee has been meeting regularly. We've trying to wind up the fund raising and get into the production schedule. With all the amenities Paster Zeke demands it will take a while to get our huge airplane built.

        But a new problem has come along. It is President Trump's demand for tariffs on all imports from other countries. As we all know, the Airbus is European. At various times I've suggested to Pastor Zeke perhaps he should look at Boeings made in Seattle. "Trash" has always been his answer.

        Even though President Trump has ordered other countries to pay the tariffs and not raise prices here, Airbus has not complied. They are now quoting a price that will require all of us to dig deeper. I've wondered if the Airbus might meet the requirements of the Bill Gates Foundation. With Pastor Zeke saving souls from hell, it certainly is a project with broad community benefits.

        The Committee appreciates all who have pledged. It's back to work.

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14151

          #439
          Originally Posted by Aaron Spray on Apr 25, 2024 in Simple Flying
          .NY Times reported that the British billionaire, entrepreneur, and aviation enthusiast Richard Branson visited the wrecked An-225 and stated [he] would be excited to assist in its restoration when the time comes.
          With the brilliant new Trade Deal (involving England, where Sir Richard lives) and the possibility of a ground-up rebuild, crummy ol' European hardware needn't be involved at all. And if that eventuates, the interior could be designed to suit Pastor's needs, something like an ocean liner that flies but not catering to the tastes of the hoi polloi. (There would be no casino. Or is that cruise ships?)
          SIR RICHARD RELAXES BY A TREE
          Anyway, since I believe* an A380 will fit inside an AN-225, surely it would accommodate an apartment to Pastor's spec., also offices as req'd and hygienic kitchen space?

          Perhaps a meeting with Sir Richard could be arranged.

          Prayerfully.

          *probably the wings need to be removed first
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          • Isabella White
            True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
             
            • Mar 2019
            • 4276

            #440
            Goodness knows that with all of the excellent business deals that are being generated by our beloved President Trump, surely the new aeroplane for will be next on the President's list. And, considering the many other planes that have been developed and offered to our dear President, who can doubt that he will insist that soon receive our share of enhanced air travel equipment?



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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10049

              #441
              Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
              Goodness knows that with all of the excellent business deals that are being generated by our beloved President Trump, surely the new aeroplane for will be next on the President's list. And, considering the many other planes that have been developed and offered to our dear President, who can doubt that he will insist that soon receive our share of enhanced air travel equipment?



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              Just make sure it's not a plane from Qatar. I don't trust those Arabs as far as I can spit.
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              • Isabella White
                True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                 
                • Mar 2019
                • 4276

                #442
                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post

                Just make sure it's not a plane from Qatar. I don't trust those Arabs as far as I can spit.
                Might it be that you are worrying needlessly, dear Faith? I mean, if our beloved President Trump is negotiating a fair trade deal with those countries, then I think that we can rest assured that everything will go smoothly — thanks to the very thorough investigations that will be taking place. Have no fear, Dear — President Trump will ensure that nothing terrible happens, unlike times of previous unfortunate incidents.

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                And what better businessman than President Trump to ensure that a deal regarding this new aeroplane will be successful — Arabs, or no Arabs?!

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                • handmaiden
                  Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 11214

                  #443
                  The plane that Qatar has given Trump is NOT A BRIBE! Pam Bondi, our own United States Attorney General has affirmed this. Ms. Bondi was formerly employed by Qatar as a lobbyist to the tune of about $115,000 per month. Qatar would not have paid Miss Bondi that much money if she didn't know what she was talking about.
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                  • Isabella White
                    True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                     
                    • Mar 2019
                    • 4276

                    #444
                    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                    The plane that Qatar has given Trump is NOT A BRIBE! Pam Bondi, our own United States Attorney General has affirmed this. Ms. Bondi was formerly employed by Qatar as a lobbyist to the tune of about $115,000 per month. Qatar would not have paid Miss Bondi that much money if she didn't know what she was talking about.
                    Yes, indeed, dear Sister Handmaiden — you are entirely correct here. The jet aeroplane that Qatar is giving to our beloved President Trump is merely a gift: a token of friendship and goodwill for all of the prosperity and peace that President Trump has brought to the world. When has any other President ever been offered such a generous gift? If it has happened previously, then I am either unaware, or I have forgotten about it.

                    We have no worries here, Dear — although those DEMON-rat creeps who lie so much will do anything to ruin such good, harmonious relationships with Qatar, and all by trying to foolishly implicate a sincere and honest man, such as President Trump.

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                    May those LIE-berals regret their meddling and get what they deserve when they stand before Almighty on the Day of Judgment!

                    Romans 12:19 "Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the .​"

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14151

                      #445
                      I thought it was a donation to the Presidential Library, so those (otherwise) unable to travel could get to visit too?

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                      • Elmer G. White
                        Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                        Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                         
                        • Apr 2014
                        • 10256

                        #446
                        As a Creation Scientist, I am quite proficient also in engineering and visual arts. Here's my blueprint for the new ultrasupersonic luxury jet for important MAGA business for Jesus!

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                        • Johny Joe Hold
                          Mayor of Freehold
                           
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 12335

                          #447
                          That is amazing, Professor White. It raises a good question, what should be paint on the side of Pastor Zeke's Airbus? It seems like "LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH" is too many words. It would be unreadable from far away. Perhaps "PASTOR ZEKE" or "JESUS" would work. Working President Trump into the artistic rendering would be great also.
                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          • WWJDnow
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 6293

                            #448
                            I'd like to see Pastor Ezekiel, God's light shining upon him, holding a giant gold-plated cross while admonishing a group of Negro sinners painted on the Airbus. It would be a thing of beauty. Let's see Creflo Dollar top that!
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                            • handmaiden
                              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 11214

                              #449
                              Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                              I'd like to see Pastor Ezekiel, God's light shining upon him, holding a giant gold-plated cross while admonishing a group of Negro sinners painted on the Airbus. It would be a thing of beauty. Let's see Creflo Dollar top that!
                              Forgive me, but why ever would Pastor Zeke be holding a gold-plated cross? Surely Our Lord and Savior has blessed His favorite Pastor with enough abundance to have a True GoldTM cross? After all, The One True God and True GoldTM are only one qwerty keystroke removed from each other.

                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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                              • Johny Joe Hold
                                Mayor of Freehold
                                 
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 12335

                                #450
                                Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                                I'd like to see Pastor Ezekiel, God's light shining upon him, holding a giant gold-plated cross while admonishing a group of Negro sinners painted on the Airbus. It would be a thing of beauty. Let's see Creflo Dollar top that!
                                Creflo Dollar is an important variable in this. He will try to one up Pastor Zeke. He will do whatever it takes. As soon as we started our campaign to buy an Airbus the Pastor Zeke, Creflo bought a larger biz jet. We will beat him with our huge Airbus. The thing is, as soon as we put an ad on the Airbus, Creflo will paint something on his bizjet. We need to be certain our message is bigger and louder than that of Creflo Dollar. He is a gamer so we should not underestimate his resolve.

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