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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Temperance!







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  • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2014
    • 1330

    #2
    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Temperance!

    Happy Birthday!
    "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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    • SoldierofChrist
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2015
      • 86

      #3
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Temperance!

      Happy Birthday Brother!

      Praying Jeremiah 29:11 over you today!!! “For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope. Then you will call upon me and come and pray to me, and I will hear you. You will seek me and find me, when you seek me with all your heart.”
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      Praise Jesus! For He alone saves

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      • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
        True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
         
        • Jul 2014
        • 8416

        #4
        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Temperance!

        Very best wishes on your birthday, Brother Temperance. I pray that next year you and all your Brethren and Sistren at Landover will be celebrating together with Jesus.

        And Lilly dear, that is not the that you are quoting, but some ghastly touchy-feely-happy-clappy abomination. I think you meant to say:

        Jeremiah 29:11-13 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.
        Then shall ye call upon me, and ye shall go and pray unto me, and I will hearken unto you.
        And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart.


        Quite different, eh?
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Temperance!

          The last I heard from Brother Temperance, he was off to do Spiritual Battle in godless Sweden with the demons known as Moomins. I Pray for his safety every day.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Brother Enoch
            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2008
            • 4392

            #6
            Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Temperance!

            Happy Birthday!

            May every day be sunny!

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