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Re: Happy Birthday, Zechariah Smyth!
My Dear Brother Zech,
I wanted this to be a surprise, but I just can't help myself. I sent you a surprise box of God's living, slithering tests! I made sure to include a whole bunch because I could only afford the slowest shipping and I want some of them to survive the trip. Those little buggers are going to be agitated and hungry when they get there, making for wonderful excitement when the box is opened. I recommend gathering the neighborhood kids before opening your gift! PRAISE CHRIST!
My Dear Brother Zech,
I wanted this to be a surprise, but I just can't help myself. I sent you a surprise box of God's living, slithering tests! I made sure to include a whole bunch because I could only afford the slowest shipping and I want some of them to survive the trip. Those little buggers are going to be agitated and hungry when they get there, making for wonderful excitement when the box is opened. I recommend gathering the neighborhood kids before opening your gift! PRAISE CHRIST!
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