Thank God for hunting!

[Billy-Joe Beaver]

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[Billy-Joe Beaver]

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[Talitha]

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[Ebenezer Wright]

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I am all for hunting and using the animals God gave us for food etc. But I am not about to listen to some goth kid in a ski mask.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Speaking of hunting, I understand Landover is gearing up for this October's Witch Hunt.

I hope to fly in this year to take part.

Could anyone tell me what weaponry is permitted for hunting Wiccans? Are we supposed to bring them in alive, or dead? In one piece, or several?

Some can be rather heavy; it'd be far more convenient to bring in, say, the right foot of each one killed. Er, assuming we're not supposed to bring them in alive.

[JennyD]

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What is that, some pathetic little boy, ashamed of Jesus, who won't even show his face? What a pathetic coward. Weak as water (or Budweiser)! Surely God will spit this lukewarm little snot out of His Holy Mouth.

I bet this little twerp would have denied Jesus more than three times before the cock crew!

At least the pansy LINKED to something useful.

[Warrior of God]

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Speaking of hunting, I understand Landover is gearing up for this October's Witch Hunt.

I hope to fly in this year to take part.

Could anyone tell me what weaponry is permitted for hunting Wiccans? Are we supposed to bring them in alive, or dead? In one piece, or several?

Some can be rather heavy; it'd be far more convenient to bring in, say, the right foot of each one killed. Er, assuming we're not supposed to bring them in alive.

I am no expert or authority on the Witch hunt Rev Rodimer...

But, your suggestion seems sound from a practical point of view.
I have been in situations where taking a token from the kill has been accceptable proof of the kill.
One thing I would offer for your consideration , is the actual part to be claimed...
Say you bag yourself half a dozen of the satanspawn...take a foot from each, that's a fair weight of proof to be lugging about when you want your mobility and stealth to be optimised. Bear in mind, from what I have seen some of those witch types are big fat old trollops that only stand a chance of attention if the proffer themselves to satan. So that could be a bunch of fat old feet weighing in at a lot more than Godly fine formed feet would weigh.
Faster and lighter you can move, further you can range , and better you can stalk..
To serve those ends I would offer up a method I have experience of.
Just take an ear . No living thing will sit still for having an ear sliced off, so it s ample proof of a kill. Many ears can be strung on a thong and temporarily hung round the neck for swift and easy access and additions.
They don't bleed out much, so you won't be offering up as much of a scent , as a bunch of bloody feet would ( and those satanspawn feet might stink of evil anyway). That way the hunted with their animal feral habits and ways will find it harder to scent the kill-spoor on the air.

All in all, you would be able to maximise your potential by lightening your load, and limiting the hinderance your trophy-proof placed on your effectiveness.

As said, I don't know what rules or traditions guide the form of the hunt, but I thought I would offer some words based on experience of my own where a similar situation was found effective answers for.

Good fortune by God's will in the Godly cull.
and it might be edifying for all if a special thread were to be commenced so that we could read of the preparations for the hunt, preferences in weapons and equipment , and read of the adventures experienced serving God in such a noble way. A lot of younger Christian men could learn a lot from such a thread.
That would be a treat...