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Re: what a fecking joke
Next time, Capitalize the word Jesus.Originally posted by youbasterds View Post
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: what a fecking joke
I was also hoping for a little comic relief, but all I see is a fact about Jesus Saving people.Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.Comment
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Re: what a fecking joke
Maybe he was saying all the false religions and cults, like Catholicism and Buddhism and Obamaism, are a joke?Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: what a fecking joke
Are you a queer?sigpic
The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
- Proverbs 15:3
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Re: what a fecking joke
Who, me?Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
Sir, I hope you didn't mean me!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Re: what a fecking joke
No, no, of course not brother Rodimer,
I was referring to the unsaved scum who is mocking the LORD JESUS.sigpic
The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
- Proverbs 15:3
CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL
CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!
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Re: what a fecking joke
I think he's gone.
He couldn't even spell bastard.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: what a fecking joke
Well, that's a relief, Brother B4G, because I am CERTAINLY NOT GAY!!Originally posted by Bob4God View PostBible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Re: what a fecking joke
Good Heavens Brother,Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
You don't need to tell me that. You're no more gay than me or anybody else on these forums.sigpic
The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
- Proverbs 15:3
CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL
CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!
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Re: what a fecking joke
In case of doubt, you can always use Brother Born Again Bob's invention here.
But assuming ANY Member or True Christian is being a queer is a "fecking joke" indeed.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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