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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #1

    Televangelist Jim Bakker Forgives Everyone For Being Mad He Stole Money From Them

    Jim Bakker models True Christian™ mercy by forgiving those who got upset and had him thrown in prison. Bakker forgives the 116,000 "Praise The Lord" cable show followers he defrauded out of $158 million, those who charged him with the eight counts of mail fraud, 15 counts of wire fraud and one count of conspiracy, and the judge who sentenced him to 45 years in prison. Miraculously, he was offered a new sentence hearing three years later, and it was determined by Judge Potter, himself a Christian, that Christians are unfairly persecuted, lampooned as "saps from money-grubbing preachers or priests," and so his sentence was reduced to eight years. He was released after five. Still, he lost his reputation, his tv show, his mistress, and some $500,000. He now sells buckets of freeze-dried food to help people feel less afraid in face of the impending doom he is convincing people to expect.



    Originally posted by Jim Bakker
    And the last thing I had to before I got out of prison, I had to forgive everybody! From my heart! Wow. That was the hard one. I prayed for ’em every single day.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Televangelist Jim Bakker Forgives Everyone For Being Mad He Stole Money From Them

      Jim Bakkker is about 10 years older than I am, so, God bless him, I'm glad he's still alive.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12832
          #3
          Re: Televangelist Jim Bakker Forgives Everyone For Being Mad He Stole Money From Them

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          Jim Bakkker is about 10 years older than I am, so, God bless him, I'm glad he's still alive.
          I can understand why Rev Bakker struggled. He, along with his beautiful wife Tammy Fay, earned his millions fair and square by asking people for it. Then the government turned on him and sent him to prison. Tammy Fay divorced him while he was in prison and married a friend of the family. God smote her and she died of cancer.

          Gentleman Jim forgave the wife stealer, chose a younger woman and is asking people for money again. God seems to like Jim Bakker.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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