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  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468
    #1

    Alert!

    I have not yet got the entire story, but I wanted to hurry and issue this alert to all Americans and True Christians.

    Just now, as I was returning to the kitchen after brushing my teeth, I caught some kind of announcement that Hilary Clinton has just given some kind of confession speech. This is unexpected and gratifying, but it could signal an escape in progress.

    I think we should find out if she still has that rented jet and if she does, we need to flatten the tires. Also, the legal border crossings should be closed before she can make her get away.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Alert!

      Has she confessed to being either a witch or demon? I've been wondering for a while now which one she is.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384
          #3
          Re: Alert!

          More importantly, did she fall down on her knees and accept Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior?
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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            • Alvin Moss
              Serving Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 4468
              #4
              Re: Alert!

              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
              More importantly, did she fall down on her knees and accept Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior?

              I have not heard any such report, but I think that it is possible. The unsaved who have spent their lives in opposition to God's plan frequently turn to Jesus when they realize that Satan's silky promises were lies all along. She may well renounce her sinful former life and come to Jesus. We should pray for her. Wouldn't it be wonderful if she joined with us here in praise and fellowship?
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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