[Ann the jewess]

Re: The reason?

Folks, this is just plain pornographic! Sex should always be in marriage and never for enjoyment. In fact, the "stand on your head" dixie cup method of making soldiers for Christ is much safer and Jesus approves of it.

Chapter and verse, please.
To quote, well, the Landover forums themselves: "Scripture or it didn't happen."

[Mister Brasil]

Re: The reason?

Somebody like Anne is all about the "religion of the week" anyways. What are you going to dabble in next, Anne? Are you going to take your blinders off? Are you going to keep ignoring the parts you don't like? Skip to the end and create a religion around your own beliefs. Call it Animism.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The reason?

*tsk* Silly boy! Sex is about more than just the genitials. That's the main reason women complain about their husbands/boyfriends in bed. He just wants to stick his weiner in you, get off, and roll over and go to sleep but we want more. I crave the emotional closeness and holding someone I care about close to me. Yeah, sex can be fun, but I want love and romance much more than that. I'd rather have someone I love to cuddle up to every night than hot, steamy, wild, crazy sex. Any day.

True Christian™ women NEVER complain. Because the Holy Bible tells us that they should keep their yaps shut and honor their Godly Husband as they would Jesus Himself.

And the reason you "crave emotional closeness" is easy to explain; You are frigid because you have indulged in radical feminazi lezbeanism, which is no different than trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner out of chewing gum. No woman can be fullfilled without Jesus, and without a Godly Husband to subjectify her.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: The reason?

I crave the emotional closeness and holding someone I care about close to me. Yeah, sex can be fun, but I want love and romance much more than that. I'd rather have someone I love to cuddle up to every night than hot, steamy, wild, crazy sex. Any day.

Folks, this is just plain pornographic! Sex should always be in marriage and never for enjoyment. In fact, the "stand on your head" dixie cup method of making soldiers for Christ is much safer and Jesus approves of it.

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: The reason?

I barely know where to start with you.
Being this kind of obsessed with sex in general leads me to believe you might not be a closeted homosexual but that you have a sex addiction. Sadly (for you), that can and often does lead to homosexual sex, so you might watch out. Usually, I'd say that what two people do behind closed doors is their own business and they can do whatever they like, but if you do have an addiction, you should seek help. Seriously.
Also, I don't know how I could possibly list the vast number of heterosexuals I personally know. My two brothers and a sister to start with, along with my parents, seven aunts & uncles, and more cousins than I know what to do with. As far as I know, they're all heterosexual (or, mostly heterosexual, at least). Most of the people I work with are mostly straight, too.

Sexual addiction? Seek help!?! I'll have you know I have not had sex OF ANY KIND since I was shown the Way by God! And that was Months ago! In the "past", I knew my share of broads in various situations and combinations, but I have been Reborn and Redeemed! And in my current living situation, it is unlikely I will be tempted to transgress. So you may pardon me if I chose to concentrate my attentions on a particular kind of Sinner, namely Sodomites like yourself. You should take it as a compliment that I care so much about you and other perverts like you that your transgressions are so often in my thoughts. After all, your Immortal Soul is at stake.

[Ann the jewess]

Re: The reason?

No such thing. When it comes to being normal, you either are or you aren't. The Bible doesn't give say "Oh, don't worry, you're still a normal heterosexural" just because you stuck your face in some girls steamy crotch 20% of the time.

*tsk* Silly boy! Sex is about more than just the genitials. That's the main reason women complain about their husbands/boyfriends in bed. He just wants to stick his weiner in you, get off, and roll over and go to sleep but we want more. I crave the emotional closeness and holding someone I care about close to me. Yeah, sex can be fun, but I want love and romance much more than that. I'd rather have someone I love to cuddle up to every night than hot, steamy, wild, crazy sex. Any day.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: The reason?

No such thing. When it comes to being normal, you either are or you aren't. The Bible doesn't give say "Oh, don't worry, you're still a normal heterosexural" just because you stuck your face in some girls steamy crotch 20% of the time.

I couldn't have said it better, pastor Zeke. I'm afraid to enter the ladies room these days because there's a 20% percent chance that some lickalotopuss will be in the stall next to me tapping her foot on the floor.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The reason?

Maybe I should mention that if I'm only 20% gay, that means I'm 80% straight.

No such thing. When it comes to being normal, you either are or you aren't. The Bible doesn't give say "Oh, don't worry, you're still a normal heterosexural" just because you stuck your face in some girls steamy crotch 20% of the time.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: The reason?

It was "flannel-wearing bulldyke" if you want the exact phrase. If I offended, it was not meant as such. I was simply being descriptive. Are you perhaps a Lipstick Lesbian and not a Bulldyke at all? I can see how that might be taken as insult, if you are the one who recieves the strap-on instead of the one madly pounding away with the Obscene Instrument.

But as for your Damnation, as has been stated to you before, if you only commit Abominable Sex 20% of the time, Hell is still where your headed unless you Repent. And I may just be guessing, but unless the hetero sex you have been having was for the purpose of Procreation, that a sin as well.

[Ann the jewess]

Re: The reason?

What?!? I've shown you nothing but True Loving Christian Kindness since you swaggered in here. Excuse me for caring about your Immortal Soul!

You haven't been so bad, but alot of people here aren't so nice.
Since I've been here, I think they've called me a witch, they've made racial slurs against me, and I'm constantly called a lesbian (or I think I've heard it called "let's-be-men" or "lezbean" or "flannel wearing bull dyke.") Maybe I should mention that if I'm only 20% gay, that means I'm 80% straight.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: The reason?

As hateful as you've been, I just know you'll get worse if I tell.

Why do you bother trying to discuss our religious views? We do not take advice on religious matters from women. We will neither listen to you nor teach you:

Let your women keep silent in the churches, for they are not permitted to speak; but they are to be submissive, as the law also says. And if they want to learn something, let them ask their own husbands at home; for it is shameful for women to speak in church. 1 Corinthians 14:34-35

So drop the strapon and the girlfriend and go find yourself a Christian husband to teach you and discipline you, or go to Hell when you die. It's your choice.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The reason?

Well, I'll say you're getting warmer.
Don't think I'll be telling you my whole story, though. As hateful as you've been, I just know you'll get worse if I tell.

Anne, you've already told us you're 20% carpet-licker, remember? "Mostly Straight"?

[VictoryOS]

Re: The reason?

Well, I'll say you're getting warmer.
Don't think I'll be telling you my whole story, though. As hateful as you've been, I just know you'll get worse if I tell.

What?!? I've shown you nothing but True Loving Christian Kindness since you swaggered in here. Excuse me for caring about your Immortal Soul!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The reason?

Strange thing that you always have to think in some gay way, you guys spend too much time with this issue.

What issue? You women are the ones who have unclean issues.

[Ann the jewess]

Re: The reason?

Missy, for someone who claims to be straight (or at least mostly straight), you sure do play the homosexural card a lot. Are you sure you're comfortable with your own sexuality? I'd be hateful and rude and generally displeased with my life too if I was a filthy crotch-diving lessbian.

Well, I'll say you're getting warmer.
Don't think I'll be telling you my whole story, though. As hateful as you've been, I just know you'll get worse if I tell.