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  • Teflon©
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Aug 2008
    • 60

    #1

    The reason?

    Why has my usersname changed from Tessar to Teflon?
  • Sledge Riprock
    The Lord's Favorite Head Trauma Victim
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2008
    • 188

    #2
    Re: The reason?

    You probably offended Jesus in some way. Are you a Pervert perhaps? Did you engage in self-abuse recently?
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    • Dogdung Wolfburgers
      Admitted Goth/Wickedan Self Proclaimed Furry
      • Aug 2008
      • 72

      #3
      Re: The reason?

      They are immature. They have change mine from Dark Maiden to Dork Maiden and then to Stinky.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: The reason?

        Originally posted by Teflon View Post
        Why has my usersname changed from Tessar to Teflon?
        Hmmmmm. I see the problem.
        Teflon is a registered trade mark.
        I'll get a Pastor to sort it out for you as it should almost certainly be Teflon®

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Teflon©
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Aug 2008
          • 60

          #5
          Re: The reason?

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          Hmmmmm. I see the problem.
          Teflon is a refistered trade mark.
          I'll get a Pastor to sort it out for you as it should almost certainly br Teflon®

          I rather want to see it changed back to Tessar. Don't know the reason for the first change to begin with.

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9384

            #6
            Re: The reason?

            Originally posted by Teflon View Post
            I rather want to see it changed back to Tessar. Don't know the reason for the first change to begin with.
            I can only guess, but the name probably offended the Baby Jesus in some way. "Tessar" is Greek and means "four". Are you Greek and into four-way sodomy?

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            • Teflon©
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Aug 2008
              • 60

              #7
              Re: The reason?

              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
              I can only guess, but the name probably offended the Baby Jesus in some way. "Tessar" is Greek and means "four". Are you Greek and into four-way sodomy?
              Strange thing that you always have to think in some gay way, you guys spend too much time with this issue.

              Tessar is a name they used to give to a certain type of lens, you are correct that it means four as a Tessar lens consists out of 4 elements.

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              • Ann the jewess
                A "Mostly Straight" Gal
                • Aug 2008
                • 117

                #8
                Re: The reason?

                Originally posted by Teflon© View Post
                Strange thing that you always have to think in some gay way, you guys spend too much time with this issue.
                That's how closet cases think.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: The reason?

                  Originally posted by Rev Anne View Post
                  That's how closet cases think.
                  It's not polite to accuse Tessar/Teflon(c) of being a closet case.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Ann the jewess
                    A "Mostly Straight" Gal
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 117

                    #10
                    Re: The reason?

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    It's not polite to accuse Tessar/Teflon© of being a closet case.
                    He's not the one who is constantly making every little comment about gay sex.... that would be the Landover flock.
                    Yep, you heard me; I'd be more than willing to bet that alot of the pastors and other members of Landover are closeted homosexuals. I've never met a straight person who is as obsessed with gay sex as they are.

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: The reason?

                      Originally posted by Rev Anne View Post
                      He's not the one who is constantly making every little comment about gay sex.... that would be the Landover flock.
                      Yep, you heard me; I'd be more than willing to bet that alot of the pastors and other members of Landover are closeted homosexuals. I've never met a straight person who is as obsessed with gay sex as they are.
                      Anne, I admit I'm shocked at such allegations.

                      Never have I had the slightest inkling from any of these fine gentlemen (or ladies) that they had any perverse sexual desires.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • VictoryOS
                        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                         
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 5388

                        #12
                        Re: The reason?

                        Originally posted by Rev Anne View Post
                        I'd be more than willing to bet that alot of the pastors and other members of Landover are closeted homosexuals.
                        Thank you for the hearty laugh! You will never find a group of people as not-gay as the congregation of Landover Baptist Church. Closeted homosexuals at Landover...that's a good one!
                        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                        in 2016

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                        • Mister Brasil
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 518

                          #13
                          Re: The reason?

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Anne, I admit I'm shocked at such allegations.

                          Never have I had the slightest inkling from any of these fine gentlemen (or ladies) that they had any perverse sexual desires.
                          You have to watch your mouth around these people. They'll twist everything you say. Yes, I enjoy watching my pastor slam sinners. Yes, I have been caught tapping my toe to the driving beats of Casting Crowns. Yes, before I found Christ, I made some mistakes. Yes, when it comes to my own children, I spare not the rod.

                          It takes a special kind of prurience to read homo-sex into honest Christian writing, but it's possible. Anne's lewdness reminds me of that of a leeringly disobedient schoolgirl.
                          Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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                          • Ann the jewess
                            A "Mostly Straight" Gal
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 117

                            #14
                            Re: The reason?

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Anne, I admit I'm shocked at such allegations.

                            Never have I had the slightest inkling from any of these fine gentlemen (or ladies) that they had any perverse sexual desires.
                            Larry Craig and Ted Haggard probably said the same thing.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #15
                              Re: The reason?

                              Originally posted by Rev Anne View Post
                              Larry Craig and Ted Haggard probably said the same thing.
                              They weren't True Christians(tm), and I don't expect either of them was the victim of sexual advances by True Christians(tm), so I doubt they said any such thing.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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