Why has my usersname changed from Tessar to Teflon?
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You probably offended Jesus in some way. Are you a Pervert perhaps? Did you engage in self-abuse recently?A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!
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Hmmmmm. I see the problem.Originally posted by Teflon View PostWhy has my usersname changed from Tessar to Teflon?
Teflon is a registered trade mark.
I'll get a Pastor to sort it out for you as it should almost certainly be Teflon®
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Originally posted by Talitha View PostHmmmmm. I see the problem.
Teflon is a refistered trade mark.
I'll get a Pastor to sort it out for you as it should almost certainly br Teflon®
I rather want to see it changed back to Tessar. Don't know the reason for the first change to begin with.
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I can only guess, but the name probably offended the Baby Jesus in some way. "Tessar" is Greek and means "four". Are you Greek and into four-way sodomy?Originally posted by Teflon View PostI rather want to see it changed back to Tessar. Don't know the reason for the first change to begin with.
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Strange thing that you always have to think in some gay way, you guys spend too much time with this issue.Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View PostI can only guess, but the name probably offended the Baby Jesus in some way. "Tessar" is Greek and means "four". Are you Greek and into four-way sodomy?
Tessar is a name they used to give to a certain type of lens, you are correct that it means four as a Tessar lens consists out of 4 elements.
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It's not polite to accuse Tessar/Teflon(c) of being a closet case.Originally posted by Rev Anne View PostThat's how closet cases think.Bible boring? Nonsense!
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He's not the one who is constantly making every little comment about gay sex.... that would be the Landover flock.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostIt's not polite to accuse Tessar/Teflon© of being a closet case.
Yep, you heard me; I'd be more than willing to bet that alot of the pastors and other members of Landover are closeted homosexuals. I've never met a straight person who is as obsessed with gay sex as they are.
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Anne, I admit I'm shocked at such allegations.Originally posted by Rev Anne View PostHe's not the one who is constantly making every little comment about gay sex.... that would be the Landover flock.
Yep, you heard me; I'd be more than willing to bet that alot of the pastors and other members of Landover are closeted homosexuals. I've never met a straight person who is as obsessed with gay sex as they are.
Never have I had the slightest inkling from any of these fine gentlemen (or ladies) that they had any perverse sexual desires.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Thank you for the hearty laugh! You will never find a group of people as not-gay as the congregation of Landover Baptist Church. Closeted homosexuals at Landover...that's a good one!Originally posted by Rev Anne View PostI'd be more than willing to bet that alot of the pastors and other members of Landover are closeted homosexuals.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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You have to watch your mouth around these people. They'll twist everything you say. Yes, I enjoy watching my pastor slam sinners. Yes, I have been caught tapping my toe to the driving beats of Casting Crowns. Yes, before I found Christ, I made some mistakes. Yes, when it comes to my own children, I spare not the rod.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostAnne, I admit I'm shocked at such allegations.
Never have I had the slightest inkling from any of these fine gentlemen (or ladies) that they had any perverse sexual desires.
It takes a special kind of prurience to read homo-sex into honest Christian writing, but it's possible. Anne's lewdness reminds me of that of a leeringly disobedient schoolgirl.Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?
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Larry Craig and Ted Haggard probably said the same thing.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostAnne, I admit I'm shocked at such allegations.
Never have I had the slightest inkling from any of these fine gentlemen (or ladies) that they had any perverse sexual desires.
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They weren't True Christians(tm), and I don't expect either of them was the victim of sexual advances by True Christians(tm), so I doubt they said any such thing.Originally posted by Rev Anne View PostLarry Craig and Ted Haggard probably said the same thing.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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