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Today, I experienced something horrific! These disgusting, sinning vermin trying to tempt people and convince them that our Lord and Savior was: "Not real."
Surely, they must've had some sort of evidence or proof for their argument, right? Nope. Not at all. Their excuse was 'Scientific evidence' and one even told me that God "could not exist and that the Bible was full of contradictions.", But here's the full story:
I noticed these sinners on the side of the street, protesting Creationism being taught in schools (As if public schools weren't bad enough!), and I gasped in disgust and horror! I had just finished a nice bowl of pipe tobacco and I decided to approach these sinners. "Hi, how are you?", One of them asked me, but I simply glared at him and shot back with; "You shall not fool me, Devil Worshiper!", And he only laughed, but I could tell he was scared. Scared of speaking to a real, devoted Christian who was not scared of this so-called "Science."
"Oh, my apologies, Sir!", He whimpered, but oh no, did I stop there? No! "Just try and prove God's not real!", I asked, chuckling in triumph. "Well, God isn't really real, Sir. You see, it's impossible for him to exist because-...", I cut him off. I wouldn't hear this sinner's foul words. I simply shook my head, said; "You'll burn in Hell", and walked off.
Surely, they must've had some sort of evidence or proof for their argument, right? Nope. Not at all. Their excuse was 'Scientific evidence' and one even told me that God "could not exist and that the Bible was full of contradictions.", But here's the full story:
I noticed these sinners on the side of the street, protesting Creationism being taught in schools (As if public schools weren't bad enough!), and I gasped in disgust and horror! I had just finished a nice bowl of pipe tobacco and I decided to approach these sinners. "Hi, how are you?", One of them asked me, but I simply glared at him and shot back with; "You shall not fool me, Devil Worshiper!", And he only laughed, but I could tell he was scared. Scared of speaking to a real, devoted Christian who was not scared of this so-called "Science."
"Oh, my apologies, Sir!", He whimpered, but oh no, did I stop there? No! "Just try and prove God's not real!", I asked, chuckling in triumph. "Well, God isn't really real, Sir. You see, it's impossible for him to exist because-...", I cut him off. I wouldn't hear this sinner's foul words. I simply shook my head, said; "You'll burn in Hell", and walked off.
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