[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

Why, only 50% of married American men have relations with people other than their wives. Ladies, that means you have EVEN ODDS of your husband not bringing home Sinful Nasties from Strumpets, Harlots, and Truck Stop Homerites! (Among Godly Christian Bible-Loving men, the percentage of men not having relations with people other than their wives -- such as sisters, cousins, poker/hunting buddies, or waitresses -- drops to 15%.)

I for one will never understand how anyone could cheat on his wife when, if one becomes bored with her, you can simply get another one..
It's so easy to NOT commit adultery, just buy another wife.

If he take him another wife;
Her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
Exodus 21:10

[Brother Love]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

The HOLY BIBLE KJV1611 is far far ahead of scientists and always has been! I jist laugh as I watch scientists CONFIRMING what the BIBLE already says!! he...he...he...

PRAISE THE LORD!!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

I for one will never understand how anyone could cheat on his wife when, if one becomes bored with her, you can simply get another one..
It's so easy to NOT commit adultery, just buy another wife.

If he take him another wife;
Her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
Exodus 21:10

But that gets mighty pricey . . . can't they just buy sheep a night with a cheap harlot instead?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

We know God hates Homers and the uncut.
Here's another example of science being behind the times! The Bible has told us to be cut for thousands of years!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6176209.stm

From the article...

"Dr Kevin De Cock, director of the HIV/Aids department of the World Health Organization told the BBC the results were a "significant scientific advance" but were not a magic bullet and would never replace existing prevention strategies."

Has anyone checked out the autheticity of this article??? Not that I wouild condone turtlenecks, but I do smell a rotten egg here.

[lilith]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

From the article...

"Dr Kevin De Cock, director of the HIV/Aids department of the World Health Organization told the BBC the results were a "significant scientific advance" but were not a magic bullet and would never replace existing prevention strategies."

Has anyone checked out the autheticity of this article??? Not that I wouild condone turtlenecks, but I do smell a rotten egg here.

My,what a very...interesting & unusual name.
Although mass circumcision of all the TC men at Landover could be a good thing.
If tickets are being sold to the Landover ladies.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

Hmm, I'll do a horrid thing and semi-agree with the landoverites. Circumcision can be a good thing. It's just a little bit of foreskin, and getting rid of that has been proved to be more hygenic in many cases. Some men experience problems....erm....down there, problems which cease once circumcized.
So, while I do believe it is a choice to be made by an adult male as opposed to automatically doing a circumcision on a baby that can't choose, it isn't a bad choice for a guy to make.

As to female circumcision, that's just barbaric. It serves no purpose other than to ensure that the woman feels practically nothing during....you know.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

As to female circumcision, that's just barbaric. It serves no purpose other than to ensure that the woman feels practically nothing during....you know.

Exactly where in the Bible does Jesus concern Himself with what a woman "feels"? You feminazis are always prattling on about your base animalistic "feelings", and that is one of your main troubles. You are self-centered, self-created victims. Instead you should be doing what God intended you for: scrubbing floors and baking new soldiers for Christ's upcoming wars.

Stop being so selfish, and start serving Jesus properly, witch!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

My dad can go suck his, whether he's circumcised or not I don't know but my mom would never have me circumcised. It's mine and I'll do what I like with it.

Praise Jesus, for you hate your father just as commanded. However, if, as you say, you want to do it yourself, I have JUST the guide for you to ensure that your penis looks like Jesus':

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0601/circumcise.html

I suggest you get right on this, since time is running out and you don't want to die having your penis look like a negro's when Jesus inspects it!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

You're rather mean, aren't you Zeke!
I was actually agreeing with you about male circumcision having benefits, and merely pointing out that there are absolutely no medical benefits to female circumcision.

And besides, not even your bible supports female circumcision:

Genesis 17:10 This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised.

See? Doesn't mention circumcising females.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

See? Doesn't mention circumcising females.

Some things are not important enough to mention in the Bible. Jesus wants Men to decide these things. Now get back to your Christmas baking!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

Well, Zeke, the bible mentions multiple times about circumcising men but never women. I could post each of those instances here, but that'd end up being a long post.
Face it, your religion only supports you men getting the snip. Don't be bitter about it, you chose to follow that religion, after all. But it seems you're even now sore about getting the snip. (pun intended)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

Well, Zeke, the bible mentions multiple times about circumcising men but never women. I could post each of those instances here, but that'd end up being a long post.
Face it, your religion only supports you men getting the snip. Don't be bitter about it, you chose to follow that religion, after all. But it seems you're even now sore about getting the snip. (pun intended)

Such topics should not be discussed in front of females. And don't you try and lecture ME on what the Holy Bible says about anything. I spend countless hours studying, memorizing, and praying over each and every word of the Holy KJV1611 Bible. The only thing you know about God's Holy Word is what you get from the other pastors and I on these Godly forums.

Why aren't you scrubbing the toilets, harlot?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

Such topics should not be discussed in front of females. And don't you try and lecture ME on what the Holy Bible says about anything. I spend countless hours studying, memorizing, and praying over each and every word of the Holy KJV1611 Bible. The only thing you know about God's Holy Word is what you get from the other pastors and I on these Godly forums.

That isn't true, I may not have studied the bible as much as you but I'm not ignorant of it either.
And if I'm wrong about this, please do point out a passage that does support the female snip and prove me wrong, then.

Why aren't you scrubbing the toilets, harlot?

Because it wasn't my turn this week and it's already been done. But, I am off to bed. Have a nice...erm....rebuke filled day.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

Jack Hayford (scroll about halfway down the page) put it best:

At the 5/94 Promise Keepers regional conference in Anaheim, California, Hayford gave three reasons why God required circumcision in the Old Testament: "[1] God wants to touch your very identity as a man; [2] He wants to reach out and touch your secret and private parts. This enables Him to better perform surgery on the heart; [3] God wants to touch man's creative parts.")

Personally, I'd support the mass circumcision of all heathens, the better to repeat Genesis 34:

13 And the sons of Jacob answered Shechem and Hamor his father deceitfully, and said, because he had defiled Dinah their sister:
14 And they said unto them, We cannot do this thing, to give our sister to one that is uncircumcised; for that were a reproach unto us:
15 But in this will we consent unto you: If ye will be as we be, that every male of you be circumcised;
16 Then will we give our daughters unto you, and we will take your daughters to us, and we will dwell with you, and we will become one people.
17 But if ye will not hearken unto us, to be circumcised; then will we take our daughter, and we will be gone. 18 And their words pleased Hamor, and Shechem Hamor's son.
19 And the young man deferred not to do the thing, because he had delight in Jacob's daughter: and he was more honourable than all the house of his father.

20 And Hamor and Shechem his son came unto the gate of their city, and communed with the men of their city, saying,
21 These men are peaceable with us; therefore let them dwell in the land, and trade therein; for the land, behold, it is large enough for them; let us take their daughters to us for wives, and let us give them our daughters.
22 Only herein will the men consent unto us for to dwell with us, to be one people, if every male among us be circumcised, as they are circumcised.
23 Shall not their cattle and their substance and every beast of their's be our's? only let us consent unto them, and they will dwell with us.
24 And unto Hamor and unto Shechem his son hearkened all that went out of the gate of his city; and every male was circumcised, all that went out of the gate of his city.
25 And it came to pass on the third day, when they were sore, that two of the sons of Jacob, Simeon and Levi, Dinah's brethren, took each man his sword, and came upon the city boldly, and slew all the males. 26 And they slew Hamor and Shechem his son with the edge of the sword, and took Dinah out of Shechem's house, and went out.

I love Biblical morality.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

This could be the start of a tremendous business opportunity. I could open a nationwide chain of discount circumcision retail stores. We'll have a Grand Opening Special: 10% off.