[Ex-Pagan]

Re: Spunk, Gay,

Let us reclaim both of these formally Godly words. I'll start:

I'm feeling gay because I'm full of spunk!

Great idea!

I've never been gayer in my life than I am now since I came to landover and was filled with godly spunk!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Spunk, Gay,

Hot chick.

It's should refer to a chick in an incubator but now it's used by masturbators.

Once you take over the language, you take over the thought process. It's Obamaization.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Spunk, Gay,

Hot chick.

It's should refer to a chick in an incubator but now it's used by masturbators.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Spunk, Gay,

Well, I'm angry now. I was just slapped in the grocery store! I am renewing my fight to take back the language from the weirdos.
I was in the produce section, when I noticed some melons. It's not often you see melons in winter and I was impressed and remarked, "Wow! Praise god! Look at that pair! Those melons are amazing!"

The next thing I know this woman had smacked me!

I want my language back and not to live in fear anymore!

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Spunk, Gay,

Let me just say that those pictures are of the finest cock and muff I've seen in a long, long time (excepting my SO's and my own respectively, of course).

I've got my TV on and just as I typed the above, a woman's voice said, "I really think you ought to start coming more." I don't know what context her remark was in, but it seemed appropriate for inclusion here.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Spunk, Gay,

Who knows WHAT'S in there????

No one could have said it better.

[Talitha]

Re: Spunk, Gay,

I've heard tell that the Irish make the best Muff Divers.

Pre requisites:
• Minimum age is 15 years.
• Your own mask, snorkel, boots and fins (available to students at discounted prices).

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[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Spunk, Gay,

I had a horrible incident yesterday where, while I was on the phone, my dog started licking some spilled honey off my muff.

It didn't bother me until I noticed he was getting more and more vigorous, and soon he practically had his whole snout inside and was starting to chew the outer fur!!!!!!!

I had to hang up and deal with it immediately, to get my muff safe and covered.

NEVER AGAIN!

[Talitha]

Re: Spunk, Gay,

Oh dear.

Um, have you ever thought of dying it, to match your hair? I think it creates a more "pulled together" look.

Just a thought!

I thought all Beavers were that color.

I caught my Messican Gardener with both his hands in there the other day.
Of course, I dealt with him in the appropriate manner.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Spunk, Gay,

I thought you may all like to see mine.

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Oh dear.

Um, have you ever thought of dying it, to match your hair? Many think it creates a more "pulled together" look.

Just a thought!

[VictoryOS]

Re: Spunk, Gay,

I've noticed that all muffs tend to be pink on the inside just like yours, Sister Talitha.

[Talitha]

Re: Spunk, Gay,

I thought you may all like to see mine.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Spunk, Gay,

I usually take off my Jewelery before doing anything like that. My Muff is 100% Beaver so I wouldn't want to ruin it.

Got it. I haven't had the inside of my muff checked lately, though I try to do it once a year. Who knows WHAT'S in there????

Personally, I try not to make a fist when putting hands in my muff. My mother told me this can stretch them out, making them go all loose "before their time".

[Talitha]

Re: Spunk, Gay,

Do you ever have a ring or bracelet come off and get snagged inside?

Then you have to go muff diving.

I usually take off my Jewelery before doing anything like that.
My Muff is 100% Beaver so I wouldn't want to ruin it.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Spunk, Gay,

I've got one of those [muffs] too Sister. What a Blessing they can be.

Do you ever have a ring or bracelet come off and get snagged inside?

Then you have to go muff diving.