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I saw some really nice tits today.
I saw some really nice tits today.
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Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
Were they Bushtits, like the one above?
Or were they Tufted Titmice, like this one?A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!
Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16sigpicA MAN, A PLAN, A PLATFORM, A FORD TRUCK, SLEDGE!Comment
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I went in to the city today to pick up some hoes. I was really desperate and i found two really nice hoes. When I took them home, I really ploughed the garden.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I bought my hoes. I plan on wearing them out.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostMatthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Sometimes after ploughing with a dirty hoe, you need to pound it from behind, to knock the dirt off. I think pounding a dirty hoe from the backside may be the best part of wearing out a hoe.Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
And of course, I like to spray the backside of a dirty hoe with my hose before I put it away. You need to keep a hoe clean after all, if you want to use a hoe for a long time.A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!
Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16sigpicA MAN, A PLAN, A PLATFORM, A FORD TRUCK, SLEDGE!Comment
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Re: Spunk, Gay,
I just spray the crud off. When you use a hoe and it's muddy, it just sticks to everything and it's a real mess. That's why you should oil your hoe up well before sticking it in the dirt. It just rinses clean and you don't have to scrub.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Brother Eliot, we have a problem with fuds in our garden . . . it seems that Skeeter and Elmer have been leaving them laying about in the yard. I have asked them to butcher their bunnies and throw the tails in the trash, but instead they just fling the fuds all over my tulip bed!Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
PS Perhaps we can use your (well oiled) hoe to gather up the loose fuds?Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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Re: Spunk, Gay,
I saw the most amazing bitch! Her hair was nice and long and her legs were long too. What a bitch. You should have seen her. Really, the most amazing bitch ever. But they wanted too much for her.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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As I was getting my house ready to sell, I had to pick up several things at a nearby Super Walmart. They have both bitches and hoes there, at very reasonable prices. There was this young black bitch for sale for less than $400.00! They let me walk her around the store. When we got to where the hoes were, she sniffed those hoes for what seemed like 5 minutes. That bitch sure was interested in what those hoes smelled like.sigpic
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I went to my neighbor's and looked at his cock. It was an impressive sight indeed! What a cock!Attached FilesMatthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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I think this thread is about to be called home to JESUS.Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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On chilly days, I stuff my hands in my muff to keep them warm.Comment
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I've got one of those too Sister. What a Blessing they can be.Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
Speaking of the weather, I wonder if it will it snow this year?
Pastor promised me a good 8" this Christmas.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Do you ever have a ring or bracelet come off and get snagged inside?Originally posted by Talitha View Post
Then you have to go muff diving.Comment
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