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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARSHA SHAH




    May Christ break through your selfish,
    indulgent beliefs
    and set you FREE!



    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARSHA SHAH

    Sister Harsha,


    I continue to pray that you'll just stop with the whole fake gods thing and realize that Jesus died even for towel heads. Wash that faux Jainism etc out of your head and let Christ cover you with His Blood.


    And Happy Birthday.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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    • #3
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARSHA SHAH

      It is only through God's mercy that you haven't been called to account. Be thankful you are here to celebrate your birthday and recognize that you have a chance at redemption still. You may yet avoid the fires of Hell.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • #4
        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARSHA SHAH

        Here's your birthday cake:





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        • #5
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARSHA SHAH

          Yes, it is Harsha Shah here.

          I am very happy that you have been remembering my birthday! Yes yes yes. Yes. we were having a vegetarian curry earlier and I was also indulging in some cider. Yes! I am afraid that I am offending you as I am still not worshipping your Jesus, yes. I am thnking that you are working very hard to teach me, but perhaps I am not bright enough to understand your Bble properly. I am now thinking that your salvation is so hard that everyone must be going into your hell, yes. But I am celebrating now and it is going to be a bad day tomorrow with the tired Hrsha teaching. Yes. Thank you!
          "Ecclesiastes 3:7
          A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."          Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!

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          • #6
            Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARSHA SHAH

            Dear, my prayer for you is to come and know Jesus and repent of your evil ways. By obeying Him, marrying, and bearing sons, you will ensure a spot in heaven, and that truly is greater than any gift that I can give you; thus it's my Christian duty to remind you that your chance to obey the Savior is open and awaiting you.
            "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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            • #7
              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARSHA SHAH

              Dearest Harsha, Jesus has already forgiven me for the inappropriate gift I ordered for you, and I only hope you can also find it in your heart to forgive me.

              I was "in my cups," as they say, and my intoxication caused me to err.


              I should not have been paging through Mrs. Etheldrada's matronwear catalogue, and most certainly had no business ordering you that "nightie."
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