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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930
    #1

    Baptism by mop to the face.

    I know we have been doing this for years to the Arabs, but this guy got people to voluntarily sit through it.

    It's Facebook video, so it can't be embedded here, but have a watch. You'll love it.

    Elio Esquivel
    https://www.facebook.com/elio.esquivel.94/posts/422962148062733
    They all got mop stick đź’€


    I just received an email from Pastor Zeke. Apparently he wants to discuss adding this to his ministry. He told me to be over at his office first thing in the morning and to wear my glasses.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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    • Walter Van Slyke
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2013
      • 212
      #2
      Re: Baptism by mop to the face.

      Pastor, my nephew Clyde is sorely in need of spiritual awakening and/or a job. I volunteer him for the trial run. Afterwards, I hope you can find it in your heart to throw him a few nickels to clean up the mess.

      1 Corinthians 15:58 - Therefore, my beloved brethren, be ye stedfast, unmoveable, always abounding in the work of the Lord, forasmuch as ye know that your labour is not in vain in the Lord.


      Humbly, Wally
      Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

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