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  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10289
    #1

    Happy Birthday, Brother Hutchins!

    Happy Birthday, Brother!

    It is certain that you are one of the strong men that Jesus relies on to smite a substantial amount of sinners in the very near Future when His Reign will be Established during and after the Glorious Tribulations (Revelation 9:18)!



    Let us all pray that this will be your last Birthday on Earth and we'll meet next year in Heaven in preparation for Armageddon!


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Hutchins!

      Happy Birthday, dear brother in Christ!
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • handmaiden
          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 11628
          #3
          Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Hutchins!

          Happy Blessed Birthday, Brother Hutchins.
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050
              #4
              Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Hutchins!

              Happy birthday, James Hutchins! I sure hope your eldest son is ready for our traditional birthday Skype session!
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