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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #1

    Jesus reaching kids and coming soon!

    I'm just so grateful that so many children have been, and are continuing to be reached by Jesus, and the faithful Christians who serve Him!

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

  • Bubba Buck
    Toilet Biter
    • Sep 2016
    • 273

    #2
    Re: Jesus reaching kids and coming soon!

    Looks like I'll have to drive over to Rose Bud Arkansas. I'd love to volunteer for a company that helps kids reach Jesus until he comes! I myself have been trying for the past year to make God come as hard as I can.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Jesus reaching kids and coming soon!

      Having touched many a child myself over the years and seeing 'that look' in their eyes, one can only imagine the joy they must feel at having God's Love(tm) erupt inside of them.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • amy14md
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Jul 2017
        • 29

        #4
        Re: Jesus reaching kids and coming soon!

        Is this coming to Maryland?

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        • Brother Gonzalez
          Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
          True Christian™
           
          • Sep 2016
          • 2087

          #5
          Re: Jesus reaching kids and coming soon!

          Originally posted by amy14md View Post
          Is this coming to Maryland?
          Could be, but you have to help it coming. Your help to come is always required by the Lord.
          1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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          • amy14md
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Jul 2017
            • 29

            #6
            Re: Jesus reaching kids and coming soon!

            That's great

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