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    Praise Jesus! He saved the Holy Bible while the family pets burned!

    A family in Brunswick, Georgia is giving all the glory to God for sparing the Holy Bible in a dramatic fire that burned down their house and killed their family pets. The fire, caused by an electrical problem Jesus didn't address due to His Mysterious Ways, destroyed everything belonging to the family - save the Holy Bible! As the pets have no means of Salvation and dogs do NOT go to heaven (and cats we know are all agents of Satan), we share the family's praise that Christ would see their thorough destruction.

    Fortunately, no one was injured, but the fire claimed the lives of one dog, two cats and a kitten. The house was also a total loss.

    A photo taken from Rachel's room shows how a fire that burned her Brunswick home last Friday, June 2, destroyed everything except her Holy Bible.

    The fire destroyed all of their belongings, except for Rachel's Bible, a gift from her mom when she graduated high school, Levy said.

    "The firefighter recovered it," Levy said. "It was in her room. He showed it to her. She was amazed by that... She was very moved by that."


    Fire, destroyed everything except...





    Jesus' best selling Autobiography!

    Well, and the front shutters and the address bolted on the front walls, but they probably don't mean anything.


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    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    Re: Praise Jesus! He saved the Holy Bible while the family pets burned!

    I assume the family ate the Bar-B-Qued animals, God does not like a wasteful Christian. I use Sweet Baby Rays sauce on mine.
    Only the devils book of incantations would burn. The Book God, the Bible is FireProof(c).
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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