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Praise Jesus, after a hiatus of 11 years of no hurricanes hitting the US, they seem to be back again - and just in the nick of time to punish the backlog of sin accumulated under Obama.
Watching Atlantic hurricanes form is about as much fun as playing those old pinball machines - fire that ball off and wondering where it will land. Veer to the West and you hit Cuba (communist Castro) and parts of the Caribbean (where all those "cruise" ships go to engage in sex orgies), and then onward to either the socialist enclaves of South America or hit the sin capitals of the Gulf coast like New Orleans and Houston. Veer slightly to the East and you might hit Florida (who caused trouble for G.W. Bush and their "hanging chads", or the even more deserving Democrats like Debbie Wasserman Schultz), and then maybe up the LIEberal East coast just to annoy the elites and start them whining about Al Gore and globull warming.
I know I have my favorite prioritized list of targets, but help Jesus out a bit in your prayers.
Watching Atlantic hurricanes form is about as much fun as playing those old pinball machines - fire that ball off and wondering where it will land. Veer to the West and you hit Cuba (communist Castro) and parts of the Caribbean (where all those "cruise" ships go to engage in sex orgies), and then onward to either the socialist enclaves of South America or hit the sin capitals of the Gulf coast like New Orleans and Houston. Veer slightly to the East and you might hit Florida (who caused trouble for G.W. Bush and their "hanging chads", or the even more deserving Democrats like Debbie Wasserman Schultz), and then maybe up the LIEberal East coast just to annoy the elites and start them whining about Al Gore and globull warming.
I know I have my favorite prioritized list of targets, but help Jesus out a bit in your prayers.
Record-breaking Hurricane Irma bears down on Caribbean
By DANICA COTO
Today
SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (AP) — Wielding the most powerful winds ever recorded for a storm in the Atlantic Ocean, Hurricane Irma bore down Tuesday on the Leeward Islands of the northeast Caribbean on a forecast path that could take it toward Florida over the weekend.
The storm, a dangerous Category 5, posed an immediate threat to the small islands of the northern Leewards, including Antigua and Barbuda, as well as the British and U.S. Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico.
"The Leeward Islands are going to get destroyed," warned Colorado State University meteorology professor Phil Klotzbach, a noted hurricane expert. "I just pray that this thing wobbles and misses them. This is a serious storm."
Irma had maximum sustained winds of 185 mph (295 kph) in late afternoon as it approached the Caribbean from the east, according to the U.S. National Hurricane Center in Miami.
Four other storms have had winds that strong in the overall Atlantic region but they were in the Caribbean Sea or the Gulf of Mexico, which are usually home to warmer waters that fuel cyclones. Hurricane Allen hit 190 mph in 1980, while 2005's Wilma, 1988's Gilbert and a 1935 great Florida Key storm all had 185 mph winds.
Irma is so strong because of the unusually warm waters for that part of the Atlantic.
By DANICA COTO
Today
SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (AP) — Wielding the most powerful winds ever recorded for a storm in the Atlantic Ocean, Hurricane Irma bore down Tuesday on the Leeward Islands of the northeast Caribbean on a forecast path that could take it toward Florida over the weekend.
The storm, a dangerous Category 5, posed an immediate threat to the small islands of the northern Leewards, including Antigua and Barbuda, as well as the British and U.S. Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico.
"The Leeward Islands are going to get destroyed," warned Colorado State University meteorology professor Phil Klotzbach, a noted hurricane expert. "I just pray that this thing wobbles and misses them. This is a serious storm."
Irma had maximum sustained winds of 185 mph (295 kph) in late afternoon as it approached the Caribbean from the east, according to the U.S. National Hurricane Center in Miami.
Four other storms have had winds that strong in the overall Atlantic region but they were in the Caribbean Sea or the Gulf of Mexico, which are usually home to warmer waters that fuel cyclones. Hurricane Allen hit 190 mph in 1980, while 2005's Wilma, 1988's Gilbert and a 1935 great Florida Key storm all had 185 mph winds.
Irma is so strong because of the unusually warm waters for that part of the Atlantic.
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