News Item from Afghanistan: improperganda

[Poetic Peter]

News Item: US servicemen have found in Afghanistan
a Lexmark ink jet printer, along with reams of indoctrination material,
most of it still-blank paper. However, several copies of propaganda
verse were noted and saved, and one of these verses has been tran-
scribed into English by scholars, professionals from Homeland Security.

The Taliban are wonderful people.
They destroy idols and infidel cripples.
Knit your fingers together: an effigy Church.
Here are the doors, see there the steeple?
Open the doors and mass murder people.

The title of the page reads,
Islam Today for Pre-Schoolers

Commentary: Praise God that our boys have nipped the bud just in time.
The ink cartridge was fresh and full. Just in time!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: News Item from Afghanistan: improperganda

News Item: US servicemen have found in Afghanistan
a Lexmark ink jet printer, along with reams of indoctrination material,
most of it still-blank paper. However, several copies of propaganda
verse were noted and saved, and one of these verses has been tran-
scribed into English by scholars, professionals from Homeland Security.
The title of the page reads,
Islam Today for Pre-Schoolers

Commentary: Praise God that our boys have nipped the bud just in time.
The ink cartridge was fresh and full. Just in time!

Brother Peter, are we sure that O'Sambo isn't outsourcing his campaign material?

[Poetic Peter]

Re: News Item from Afghanistan: improperganda

Oh my. Had not thought of that. Will request a search of the Barracks of Obama