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  • BrotherLarry
    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2266
    #1

    Watchnight Service

    The pastor of my church announced a "Watchnight" service for this evening. It begins at 11:00 and is scheduled to end at 12:30 AM. The purpose is to see if Jesus chooses New Year's Eve to make His Glorious Second Appearing. Those who are in attendance are likely to be in His Good Graces, I suppose. That seems to contradict the Holy Bible, which plainly states only those who have accepted Jesus as Savior and have turned from sin will be caught up to meet with Him in the air.


    I have decided to forego the service and instead get some well-needed recreation and spiritual sustenance by attending the New Year's Eve ball at Ty's. I will be able to spread the love of Jesus while enjoying the shared experience of ball-dropping on TV monitors all around me. Glory! I pray all of you have a similar experience and that many souls are saved as a result.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Watchnight Service

      I'll pray your work is fruitful and a blessing to Jesus!

      May He bless you in return.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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