[Teflon©]

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Actually, Teflon, nigra can turn into white people. (Stop using your offensive "black" terminology. )

Daniel 12:10
Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.

interesting quote you got there, the only problem is that is doesn't mean the color of your skin but the color of your soul. Christ would undoubtedly payed little attention to the color of skin as love is not about the color you have but about the intention you have. Like I said, Nigra (if you are more happy when I use this term) or white, I don't care, everybody is equal and nobody should have to be ashamed for his skin or try to change it. The last thing we want is a world full of Micheal Jackson wannabees. And to stretch it even further, the region were Jesus lived was full of different colored people as this was Roman occupied territory.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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sorry dude, if you are born black (or half black or anything else that is not white) you will never become white. Just accept that fact. I'm not saying that being from an other ethnic race is bad, all people are equal, but people should stand behind their ethnic heritage and not forsake it.

That is about the most racist thing I've ever heard on this Godly forum.

Not to mention the most irrelevent to the thread topic.

[Teflon©]

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That is about the most racist thing I've ever heard on this Godly forum.

Not to mention the most irrelevent to the thread topic.

And what is racist about it, Pastor? I just pointed out there are ethnic diversities, not that I hate them. Read your forum a little better then you will see that many "True" Christians are the real racists here.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Notice our friend Teflon hasn't made any argument whatsoever for his racist position? He thinks he can just make wild claims and all reality will bend to his bigoted wishes.

sorry dude, if you are born black (or half black or anything else that is not white) you will never become white. Just accept that fact. I'm not saying that being from an other ethnic race is bad, all people are equal, but people should stand behind their ethnic heritage and not forsake it.

80.25% european
15.5% nigra
3.1% American Injun
1.15% Blood of JESUS

Yes, clearly I should ignore 81.4% of my blood in favor of a paltry 15.5%

80.4% water
15.5% salt
3.1% lemon juice

80.4% Salt
15.5% water
3.1% lemon juice

So if you wanted a glass of water and all you had were the blue option and the red option you'd pick the blue option since it's the closest to drinking water, right?

CLICK HERE and HERE, racist. Appearantly, you missed it.

Check and mate

Enjoy your infraction. We don't like intolerant racists around here.

[Teflon©]

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Notice our friend Teflon hasn't made any argument whatsoever for his racist position? He thinks he can just make wild claims and all reality will bend to his bigoted wishes.



80.25% european
15.5% nigra
3.1% American Injun
1.15% Blood of JESUS

Yes, clearly I should ignore 81.4% of my blood in favor of a paltry 15.5%

80.4% water
15.5% salt
3.1% lemon juice

80.4% Salt
15.5% water
3.1% lemon juice

So if you wanted a glass of water and all you had were the blue option and the red option you'd pick the blue option since it's the closest to drinking water, right?

CLICK HERE and HERE, racist. Appearantly, you missed it.

Check and mate

Enjoy your infraction. We don't like intolerant racists around here.

To be honest, I don't give a damn what race or breed you are boy, for me everybody is equal. Your blood is a red as mine is and your turds smell like any other turd smells.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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To be honest, I don't give a damn what race or breed you are boy, for me everybody is equal. Your blood is a red as mine is and your turds smell like any other turd smells.

Don't you EVER refer to Brother Remy as "boy" again, do you hear me?!? You'll be banned so fast it'll make your beak break.

[Teflon©]

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Don't you EVER refer to Brother Remy as "boy" again, do you hear me?!? You'll be banned so fast it'll make your beak break.

You know well enough that I'll sneak back in like a U-boat.

[SUV]

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Snotty, Snotty, Snotty

[Remy Lebeau]

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You know well enough that I'll sneak back in like a U-boat.

A "U-boat" is something homer couples use to simultaneously sodomize each other when they can't decide on a "catcher". It's bad enough that you fill our forum with racism, but now homerism? Satan's hold on this one is strong.

You've been defeated, Teflon. Now apologize to me immediately.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Brothers and Sisters, our prayers have been answered and the answer is thunderous. The mighty hand of Christ has destroyed this doomsday machine—hopefully forever.

In a statement Thursday, the European Organization for Nuclear Research reported for the first time that a 30-ton transformer that cools part of the collider broke, forcing physicists to stop using the atom smasher just a day after starting it up last week.

GLORY! Let's hear it for Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brothers and Sisters, our prayers have been answered and the answer is thunderous. The mighty hand of Christ has destroyed this doomsday machine—hopefully forever.

GLORY! Let's hear it for Jesus!

Shout GLORY!! Who can doubt that the hand of the Lord God Almighty was at work there? PRAISE!!

[Miss Maisie]

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I done read that they hope to start using Satan's Stargate again. Do they never learn?

[nick61]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

The Large Hadron Collider will be activated within a matter of hours.

To the married community:

You all know what you need to be doing. I personally will be firmly planted inside my wife for the entire day as a bold stand for heterosexuality. Some of you are going to be wear electrified chastity belts. Some of you will be using hazmat suits. If you still have not developed a plan you had best head to the main church building ASAP.

To the single community:

Single church members need to form prayer circles. We are going to be mixing things up a bit for this occasion. Prayer circles should consist of boy-girl-boy-girl pattern. With the very real threat of homo erotic particles attempting to penetrate our minds and bodies we don't want anyone holding hands with the same sex. Yes, we know holding hands is alittle hot and heavy, but the alternative is too dire to take any other course. Participation is mandatory. Anyone who is not signed in by 0030hr will be automatically signed up for BASH the next day.

Prayer circles start at midnight. Schools in Freehold will be closed tomorrow as well as the university. Remember, Jesus is our friend. He is on our side. Let's stand up to Satan and his earthly minions. This gateway to the Abyss will not be allowed to let Satan and his demons entire our world physically. We must counter these particles with prayer. We will show them the power of real "God particles".

To those single members living in Europe:

You will be right at the epicenter. You have already been signed up for BASH. We have complete confidence that you will not give in the the demons' call to sodomy and rug munchery, but you will need to be purged in the light of Jesus nonetheless. It would be cruel of us to allow you to be subject to such a call for the rest of your natural life.

HAHAH. Could you be any more ignorant? We aren't trying to destroy the world. According to you, knowledge is the devil. Think about this, if we did not have knowledge and new studies there would be nothing to live for. LIFE IS POINTLESS AND YOU ALL KNOW THAT. There is no reason for us to be on this planet but to LIVE. So just live your life.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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HAHAH. Could you be any more ignorant? We aren't trying to destroy the world. According to you, knowledge is the devil. Think about this, if we did not have knowledge and new studies there would be nothing to live for. LIFE IS POINTLESS AND YOU ALL KNOW THAT. There is no reason for us to be on this planet but to LIVE. So just live your life.

Jesus is the point, Nicky. You feel life is meaningless because you don't know Christ's loving embrace.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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HAHAH. Could you be any more ignorant? We aren't trying to destroy the world. According to you, knowledge is the devil. Think about this, if we did not have knowledge and new studies there would be nothing to live for. LIFE IS POINTLESS AND YOU ALL KNOW THAT. There is no reason for us to be on this planet but to LIVE. So just live your life.

Who is this "we" you speak of? Are you a member of the scientific community? Because if not, I think you need to have a seat, since I am about to blow your mind. This Hardon collider has nothing to do with science and everything to do with becoming God. It is a modern-day tower of Babel, where so-called "educated scientists" have stepped into God's domain and told God to take a hike. True Science(tm) is about looking at God's creation as is evident right before our eyes and not about tampering in the domain of microdemons and other such nonsense. I've made every single one of my scientific discoveries with nothing more than a pen or #2 pencil, a notebook, a magnifying glass and my copy of the 1611 King James Bible. I never needed some $14 billion dollar "machine" to "discover" anything.