[Remy Lebeau]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

HAHAH. Could you be any more ignorant? We aren't trying to destroy the world. According to you, knowledge is the devil. Think about this, if we did not have knowledge and new studies there would be nothing to live for. LIFE IS POINTLESS AND YOU ALL KNOW THAT. There is no reason for us to be on this planet but to LIVE. So just live your life.

And who are "we"? The Masons?

How much did they pay you to come here and feed us such lies?

[Wide-Open]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

Brother Remy, I'm sorry for not replying earlier. I had heard about this satanic machine, and first thought the Swiss wanting to make the French dissapear in a void. But then I heard the same rumour about the collider as you did.

Born Again Bob's gaydar (portable version) confirmed this to be true, so I have spent the last few weeks in my shelter, wearing as much tinfoil as I could lay my hands on.

It may not have worked 100%, as it seems I have developped a slight lisp. Which - as you can imagine - isn't funny when speaking phlegm inducing languages. I will need to build in a de-esser in my bullhorn.

Apart from that, I'm happy to report I'm as straight as I always have been. Thank JESUS!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

Brother Remy, I'm sorry for not replying earlier. I had heard about this satanic machine, and first thought the Swiss wanting to make the French dissapear in a void. But then I heard the same rumour about the collider as you did.

Born Again Bob's gaydar (portable version) confirmed this to be true, so I have spent the last few weeks in my shelter, wearing as much tinfoil as I could lay my hands on.

It may not have worked 100%, as it seems I have developped a slight lisp. Which - as you can imagine - isn't funny when speaking phlegm inducing languages. I will need to build in a de-esser in my bullhorn.

Apart from that, I'm happy to report I'm as straight as I always have been. Thank JESUS!

Rest assured, bother. Jesus has seen fit to melt a couple of that ungodly machine's wires. So the Mason's won't be able to start up their demonic Black Hole to the Abyss any time soon.

Anyone who doesn't believe in the power of prayer and Jesus have to be idiots at this point. All the doubters really have egg on their faces now.