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  • Father Maurice Lester
    Ring-kissing Papist dog
    • Sep 2006
    • 3366

    #1

    More Progressive Catholic Thinking!



    While diminutive cults like the Baptwits run around chasing imaginary wiccans and worrying about a few goth kids with black lipstick, The Holy Roman Church, the Church of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, has been busy developing a series of strategies to help foster our ever growing involvement with young Christians. Here is another fine example.

    The Vatican is getting ready to battle it out with priests in Rome. On a soccer pitch.

    "The Clericus Cup (is) an occasion for all those enthusiasts, and some former players - who are in seminaries today, attending university, studying to be a priest - to put themselves back in the game, dribbling, making saves and headers," the Italian Sports Center (CSI), which is organizing the event, said in a statement on its website.

    CSI is a Christian organisation that promotes education through sport.

    "The purpose is really to reinvigorate the tradition (of sport) inside the Christian community," CSI president Edio Costantini told Gazzetta dello Sport on Friday, crediting Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, the Vatican's secretary of state and an ardent Juventus fan, with the idea.

    "Sport is a magnificent tool for bringing the young together ... Aside from physical training, a soccer match can serve as a (means to) personal, social and spiritual growth," Costantini said.

    "A priest that can get together with kids to play soccer is the best advertisement for sporting culture inside the Church," Costantini added.

    The coaching staff will also be exclusively clerical, Gazzetta reported. It did not say who the referees will be.

    The late Pope John Paul II was a keen sportsman and played soccer in his youth, mostly as a goalkeeper.
    Soon to be Saint John Paul II was considered one of the finest goalkeepers of his era and was said to have stopped more hard rubber in his time than Madonna.

    Perhaps some day soon we could arrange a little friendly between Landover and Rome. Knowing the men here we would consider allowing you some roster space for Baptwit women...except in goal...given their circumferentially challenged nature.



    Bless you, my envious ones
    Father Mo
    A Cardinal in the making.

  • see_the_light
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 1386

    #2
    Re: More Progressive Catholic Thinking!

    Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
    http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/061215/K121511AU.html

    While diminutive cults like the Baptwits run around chasing imaginary wiccans and worrying about a few goth kids with black lipstick, The Holy Roman Church, the Church of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, has been busy developing a series of strategies to help foster our ever growing involvement with young Christians. Here is another fine example.



    Soon to be Saint John Paul II was considered one of the finest goalkeepers of his era and was said to have stopped more hard rubber in his time than Madonna.

    Perhaps some day soon we could arrange a little friendly between Landover and Rome. Knowing the men here we would consider allowing you some roster space for Baptwit women...except in goal...given their circumferentially challenged nature.



    Bless you, my envious ones
    Father Mo
    NOOO!

    Once again the cat-a-licks are dreaming of putting honest to God TRUE CHRISTIANS dressing in satin shorts and playing sissy (soccer) games....

    Will they never learn?

    But it was GOOD seeing one admiting his former satan-deputy JP2 as having caught more hard rubber than Maddonna, admiting the homer nature of their so-called religion and leaders is the first step to salvation.

    PRAISE THE LORD!

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #3
      Re: More Progressive Catholic Thinking!

      Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
      Perhaps some day soon we could arrange a little friendly between Landover and Rome.
      We appreciate the offer of course, but it is difficult to imagine our GODLY TRUE CHRISTIAN(TM) men either running around a field with a bunch of skirt-wearing girly-men....unless it was a regularly scheduled homer-bashing day...or playing the sissy european game of twinkletoes.

      Furthermore, we are not the least bit interested in pursuing the "science" now being taught at Catlick schools which seems to deal exclusively with a bunch of bones known as 'homo erectus'. It's disgusting!
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • see_the_light
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 1386

        #4
        Re: More Progressive Catholic Thinking!

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        We appreciate the offer of course, but it is difficult to imagine out GODLY TRUE CHRISTIAN(TM) men either running around a field with a bunch of skirt-wearing girly-men....unless it was a regularly scheduled homer-bashing day...or playing the sissy european game of twinkletoes.

        Furthermore, we are not the least bit interested in pursuing the "science" now being taught at Catlick schools whi seems to deal exclusively with a bunch of bones known as 'homo erectus'. It's disgusting!
        AMEN!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: More Progressive Catholic Thinking!

          I have found THIS rare video footage of "father" Mo acting as referee in a recent soccer game between the vatican whore of babylon team and their satanic counterparts NAMBLA. The match was later disqualified, as "father" Mo is an active member in both organizations.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Brother Love
            Yes, THAT Brother Love!
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 403

            #6
            Re: More Progressive Catholic Thinking!

            Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
            But it was GOOD seeing one admiting his former satan-deputy JP2 as having caught more hard rubber than Maddonna, admiting the homer nature of their so-called religion and leaders is the first step to salvation.

            PRAISE THE LORD!
            Amen to that!!
            Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

            "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


            "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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