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  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063
    #1

    Dr Niles’ Ready Room

    After literally mountains of positive responses to my The Face Books post about Jesus at Here
    I’d like to offer an open invitation for anyone from the Face Books to ask questions about Jesus and His conditional Love for us who would simply follow his every command.

    Ask away
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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    • bearhugs
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      Under Investigation
      • Oct 2007
      • 9
      #2
      Re: Dr Niles’ Ready Room

      Dr Niles, regarding Revelation 22:15, does Jesus hate dogs?
      Bearhugs4Jesus, PTL!

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063
          #3
          Re: Dr Niles’ Ready Room

          Originally posted by bearhugs View Post
          Dr Niles, regarding Revelation 22:15, does Jesus hate dogs?
          Yes.

          And wizards.

          You see, Jesus hates many things. Prepare to have your eyes wide opened!

          Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."
          Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
          Deuteronomy 12:31 "Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods."
          Hosea 9:15 "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
          Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
          Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."
          Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."

          I’m confident He hates Demoncrats as a subset of liars and abominations (whether straight or gaywise).

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • bearhugs
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              Under Investigation
              • Oct 2007
              • 9
              #4
              Re: Dr Niles’ Ready Room

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              I have informed my puppy. He is sad of this news. He heard someone else say All Dogs Go To Heaven. I will be praying for Jesus or God to change their minds about this issue and let my sweet dog inside the pearly gates, when his time comes, otherwise I'm not going either. Are you really sure you know what you're talking about cause in Matthew 7:7, it assures me Ask and It Will Be Given To You...and 21:22 If You Believe, You Will Receive Whatever You Ask In Prayer, and then Mark chimes in 11:24. I am a You, after all.


              Maybe just Jesus hates dogs? Maybe his daddy disagrees with him?


              Dr Niles, are ye of little faith? My dog's eternal fate rests in the balance.


              YIC back atcha
              Bearhugs4Jesus, PTL!

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775
                  #5
                  Re: Dr Niles’ Ready Room

                  Originally posted by bearhugs View Post
                  I will be praying for Jesus or God to change their minds about this issue and let my sweet dog inside the pearly gates, when his time comes, otherwise I'm not going either. Are you really sure you know what you're talking about cause in Matthew 7:7, it assures me Ask and It Will Be Given To You...and 21:22 If You Believe, You Will Receive Whatever You Ask In Prayer, and then Mark chimes in 11:24. I am a You, after all.
                  You're confused, dear. The "you" referred to here is True Christians(tm). If you loved Jesus and were familiar with His Holy Autobiography, you'd know God does not hear the prayers of sinners. I would encourage you to stop hanging on to your Earthly Love and embrace instead Heavenly Love. Then you won't care about that dog, or any number of creatures Jesus has washed His Holy Hands of (like Jews and Gays). Life is much more pleasant when you get on board with a Winner!
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12901
                      #6
                      Re: Dr Niles’ Ready Room

                      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                      Yes.

                      And wizards.
                      You see, Jesus hates many things. Prepare to have your eyes wide opened!
                      Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."
                      Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
                      Deuteronomy 12:31 "Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods."
                      Hosea 9:15 "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
                      Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
                      Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."
                      Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."

                      I’m confident He hates Demoncrats as a subset of liars and abominations (whether straight or gaywise).
                      We are so fortunate here at Landover Baptist, Dr. Niles, to have your skills and academic training at out disposal. I don't know why some atheist readers come along and waste our time talking about dogs. Your offer to assist others in their quest to salvation is the big issue they should want to learn about.
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Dr Laurence Niles
                          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                           
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 9063
                          #7
                          Re: Dr Niles’ Ready Room

                          Originally posted by bearhugs View Post
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                          I have informed my puppy. He is sad of this news. He heard someone else say All Dogs Go To Heaven. I will be praying for Jesus or God to change their minds about this issue and let my sweet dog inside the pearly gates, when his time comes, otherwise I'm not going either. Are you really sure you know what you're talking about cause in Matthew 7:7, it assures me Ask and It Will Be Given To You...and 21:22 If You Believe, You Will Receive Whatever You Ask In Prayer, and then Mark chimes in 11:24. I am a You, after all.


                          Maybe just Jesus hates dogs? Maybe his daddy disagrees with him?


                          Dr Niles, are ye of little faith? My dog's eternal fate rests in the balance.


                          YIC back atcha
                          The Bible(KJV1611) clearly categorisafies dogs in the same bracket as liars, the gaywise and wizards.

                          This alone should give you paws.

                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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