Happy Pom Sunday, All

[BrotherLarry]

Hello, and Happy Pom Sunday! I am taking a bottle of Pom with me to services this morning even though there's a sign saying "No Drinks in the Sanctuary, Please." It's not that long until we will all drink from the common cup filled with the representation of Christ's potable blood and body, so why not enjoy a cool refreshing Pom while listening to the pastor speak of the triumphant entry of Jesus into Jerusalem some 2000 years ago? As he rode on his ass, Jesus heard the screams of the people, "HOSANNA!" (I always thought they were yelling at some woman named Hosanna, but I was wrong) Of course, the joy was cut short thanks to the perfect plan of Salvation(R) and yet because of that plan, we will live forever in eternity praising God and making merry. Glory Hallelujah, I love my Lord Jesus and my God (the same person).

[Nobar King]

Re: Happy Pom Sunday, All

I need to get my glasses checked. I was sure that I was reading a story about porn Sunday. I was getting ready to report this post to a pastor when I realized what my mistake was.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Happy Pom Sunday, All

I need to get my glasses checked. I was sure that I was reading a story about porn Sunday. I was getting ready to report this post to a pastor when I realized what my mistake was.

Brother King,


Just pray. The LORD will heal your eyes - instantly. Call upon the elders of the church and have them anoint you.


Is there anyone more elderly that you can call? Perhaps Brother Bathfire?


Larry