I need help.

[Bubba Buck]

While I was bathing myself in my old metal bathtub that I affectionately call "Tubby", I was scrubbing myself clean and a finger accidentally touched.....an inappropriate place. Something popped out of my mouth without even a second thought as an "Ohh" came out. I believe that the demons that have lived in the soil of my backyard snuck up on me and made me do such a disgusting deed while I was cleaning myself off. I am really worried as I have been able to keep the faggy demons away for about ten years or so. Little hints of the devil taking hold of me have become apparent lately as well. My post about asking about women's farts? I honestly have no recollection of asking such a thing but there it is! Where is the nearest place to perform cleansing of the rectal demons that I fear have begun taking over my body?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I need help.

Honestly, your situation does not look good. All I can suggest is that you pray. A lot.

[Bubba Buck]

Re: I need help.

I've set up a few crosses in the back yard. I am holding onto my KJV Bible as I type this. I am going to recite multiple verses through the night. Does anyone happen to have the number of the Pastor in this video?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hSQeqk5YzbM

I fear the man being exorcised in this video is what's happening to me.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: I need help.

I have very little experience with you, Bubba, but I can see a pattern. I think you like attention very much. In your quest for attention, you are attracting demons. They are giving you the attention you need. It is going to be difficult to combat those demons that way.

Maybe if you start reading the Bible more you will be less tempted (and not only the parts that talk about gayness, no; for example, why don't you read ALL Deuteronomy tonight?)


Another way of keeping the demons away is to stop thinking about yourself altogether. For example, you will need to actually engage in a conversation in this forum, about a topic that is not entirely about you. Let´s say, you look up a thread, connect it to some Bible verses, and then put up a meaningful post (in a thread not started by you). That way, you will think less about you and you will keep your hands away from your genitalia.


As you know, I am from a lesser race, so take this with a grain of salt and wait for the Pastors to come with better counseling.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I need help.

I have very little experience with you, Bubba, but I can see a pattern. I think you like attention very much. In your quest for attention, you are attracting demons. They are giving you the attention you need. It is going to be difficult to combat those demons that way.

Maybe if you start reading the Bible more you will be less tempted (and not only the parts that talk about gayness, no; for example, why don't you read ALL Deuteronomy tonight?)


Another way of keeping the demons away is to stop thinking about yourself altogether. For example, you will need to actually engage in a conversation in this forum, about a topic that is not entirely about you. Let´s say, you look up a thread, connect it to some Bible verses, and then put up a meaningful post (in a thread not started by you). That way, you will think less about you and you will keep your hands away from your genitalia.


As you know, I am from a lesser race, so take this with a grain of salt and wait for the Pastors to come with better counseling.

This is sound advice.

You see, when we focus on ourselves rather that Jesus we invariably become genitally fixated: the very crux of sin

This in turn leads to self rape. But when we focus on Jesus the enormity of His temporary Sacrifce our action potential to touch turgid man-steel drops below activation levels.

Double that for gaywise onanistic behaviour

Thinking about your self too much is much like working from home with access to the Inter Nets: eventually they both lead to salty tears in Jesus’ face and guilt that you didn’t get enough done.

YIC

[Bubba Buck]

Re: I need help.

Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

I'm going to battle the gay demons head on. The darkness will not overcome me and take over my body again. I've begun to make a trip to Washington DC and have sent Donald J Trump a personal letter detailing the issue at hand. I have no doubt he will help expel the gay demons from the great land of the USA. Either by military force, deporting them to Mexico, or passing an executive order detailing them to leave. I cannot stand knowing that gay demons are hiding in my backyard and making me do things against my will such as touching my rectum or making my rectum itchy. Can you believe there's a product out there for itchy rectums called BenGAY? It's a conspiracy set up by the gay demons to put cream over our rectums with the broken promise of making the itch go away. I will not stand for this.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I need help.

Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

I'm going to battle the gay demons head on. The darkness will not overcome me and take over my body again. I've begun to make a trip to Washington DC and have sent Donald J Trump a personal letter detailing the issue at hand. I have no doubt he will help expel the gay demons from the great land of the USA. Either by military force, deporting them to Mexico, or passing an executive order detailing them to leave. I cannot stand knowing that gay demons are hiding in my backyard and making me do things against my will such as touching my rectum or making my rectum itchy. Can you believe there's a product out there for itchy rectums called BenGAY? It's a conspiracy set up by the gay demons to put cream over our rectums with the broken promise of making the itch go away. I will not stand for this.

Friend, you seem to focus the majority of your posts on the gaywise and your enthusiasm for such anal antics.

Why not just chose not be attracted to homersexualists?

YIC

[Bubba Buck]

Re: I need help.

Reaffirming my straight behavior is a good mental exercise to keep the homo ghosts from haunting my body. Reaffirming my straightness for the Lord keeps me going.



Genesis 38:16 And he turned unto her by the way, and said, Go to, I pray thee, let me come in unto thee; (for he knew not that she was his daughter in law.) And she said, What wilt thou give me, that thou mayest come in unto me?

In fact, after re-reading all of Genesis 38 I feel the need by God to reaffirm being straight moreso.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I need help.

In fact, after re-reading all of Genesis 38 I feel the need by God to reaffirm being straight moreso.

Not unti you are married

1 Corinthians Chapter 7:1-2 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: it is good for a man not to touch a woman. Nevertheless, avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

YIC

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: I need help.

Dear Mr. Buck. I know that i could be wrong, but may i suggest you to join the Waldesian Evangelical Church? If you can't cure your homosexuality, but you still want to worship Jesus it may be the best option for you.

[Bubba Buck]

Re: I need help.

Well Mr Ravioli, there's only one church that people should try their hardest to join and I have no doubt it's the Landover Baptist Church. I have to politely decline your invitation sir. Also, I find it interesting a catholic priest would suggest such a church far from his own faith. Alas, even talking to a Catholic, it brings to mind the gayness that you priests parade in. I cannot be around that nor do I want to be around it. You touch little boys from what I hear and that's a no no. No matter how strapping you may look in your profile picture I simply cannot.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I need help.

Well Mr Ravioli, there's only one church that people should try their hardest to join and I have no doubt it's the Landover Baptist Church. I have to politely decline your invitation sir. Also, I find it interesting a catholic priest would suggest such a church far from his own faith. Alas, even talking to a Catholic, it brings to mind the gayness that you priests parade in. I cannot be around that nor do I want to be around it. You touch little boys from what I hear and that's a no no. No matter how strapping you may look in your profile picture I simply cannot.

Catholics may as well be joos for all the good it does them.

Exodus 20:3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

YIC

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I need help.

Buck,

The best cure I am aware of for the rectal demons infecting your passage is a wire brush and copious amounts of detol.


Follow this up with plenty of prayer and you will feel a lot better.


It would be best if you refrained from sitting down after this treatment.


Some verses you may ponder over in this cleansing process:


Leviticus 15:13

“And when hee that hath an issue, is cleansed of his issue, then hee shall number to himselfe seuen dayes for his cleansing, and wash his clothes, and bathe his flesh in running water, and shall be cleane.”

As you can see the cleansing will take seven days also when you are finished you must sacrifice a bullock:


Ezekiel 43:23

“When thou hast made an ende of cleansing it, thou shalt offer a yong bullocke without blemish, and a ramme out of the flocke, without blemish.”

I hope you have a bullock and a ram for this purpose.


I will pray that you are assuaged of your affliction.


YIC
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