Did JESUS Already Return

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Today I was watching some Queen videos (a request from one of our Sisters who felt these were demon inspired songs) when I came across HIM!!

Have you ever seen sweeter eyes or a more precious face? I think he's been here all along as Roger Taylor!

Shame his hay day was 15-20 years before my time!

Do you think it's really HIM?

[Bob4God]

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Sister, I'm afraid the devil is blinding you with lust! This filthy band sang unwholesome songs about sex and drugs!

CHRIST would never perform such music!

You need the careful and stern guidance of a man in your life right away!

[Billybob Sunday]

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Sadly, Sister, all the members of that band are hell-bound due to this video, which is an abomination according to Deuteronomy 22:5

I have to admit, Roger Taylor is extremely attractive in drag. Watching it too many times could turn normal men into homers.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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But Brother have you seen more bluer eyes or a more TC face than him I can't stop looking at it! It's
HIM

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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But Brother have you seen more bluer eyes or a more TC face than him I can't stop looking at it! It's
HIM

You've been at that rum cake again, haven't you sister?!

[Talitha]

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You've been at that rum cake again, haven't you sister?!

...............and she said 15-20 years before her time.

He does have reeeeealy nice eyes though.

[Warrior of God]

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I can understand Sisters BTB and Talitha being a little smitten with that rock person.
He does indeed have an innocent look to him, that might well whisper seductive words of meaning no harm...
BUT...please sisters, recall that his good friend and lead singer, did indeed die from the aids plague...and it didn't come from any old style unscreened blood transfusion..

Please remind your wholesome selves of His word, so well known.
Matthew 6:13
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.

The book warns us sisters , you know that, and in your heart of hearts you both already hold God's words dearer than some ungodly man's image.

Mark 14:38
Watch ye and pray, lest ye enter into temptation. The spirit truly is ready, but the flesh is weak.

What applies to men and lust , applies to you womenfolk , more so, after all , you don't have the wherewithall and ways that men have to know it and resist it do you ?

Proverbs 6:25
Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.


The book warns about his type sisters, please heed those warnings.

2 Timothy 3:6
For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,


Remember The Book has plenty to say on matrers of lust and covetousness. Have a read of some parts of your bible. Find the strength inside you to resist the lustful yearnings annd seductive workings of those who would seek more from your than just pies and wholesome Godly ways.

1 Peter 2:11
Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul;

1 John 2:16
For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.

Revelation 18:14
And the fruits that thy soul lusted after are departed from thee, and all things which were dainty and goodly are departed from thee, and thou shalt find them no more at all.

And if that doesn't work...
Well some might say it isn't my place to say this...BUT...

get your minds and your hearts out of your drawers and back where they ought to be,,,

you two aren't some pair of hollywood harlots , you're Good God fearing True Christians of LBC...

Just think how you would feel if we wandered in here all drooling and leering at your womanly parts , and going all desirous of your womanly charms...
Think on that...
AND, if you feel angry about what I just said..
So much the better ...
If it gets your head turned round from this pretty boy and you get focussed back on God,
well, be as angry as you want with me, it'll be worth it.

[Warrior of God]

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and if none of that works,

for God's sake just go bake a cake , or a pie or something wholesome..

Muffins ?????????



but rereading Pastor Zeke's post,
maybe steer clear of the Rumcake, eh ????
just for now.

[Justina Thyme]

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Sister Thumper, I empathize with you. He was indeed a fine-looking lad. But of course I must agree with the advice offered to you by our fine True Christian™ gentlemen.

Additionally, I suggest that you have Brother Remy over to your place for one of your prayer meetings as soon as you can. I know that his presence calms you like a velvet-gloved hand stroking a pussycat.

[Warrior of God]

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Sister Thumper, I empathize with you. He was indeed a fine-looking lad. But of course I must agree with the advice offered to you by our fine True Christian™ gentlemen.

Additionally, I suggest that you have Brother Remy over to your place for one of your prayer meetings as soon as you can. I know that his presence calms you like a velvet-gloved hand stroking a pussycat.

Please heed this fine Lady , Ladies...

In light of her words , maybe a prolonged session on your knees ,
hands busy seeking God in seemly prayer might keep your sweet souls
safe from temptation.
Failing that maybe just a prolonged session on your knees...
Suffering can be good for the soul,
and discomfort can sharpen the senses and offer focus...

I am praying for you...