Poll: America's New National Pasttime

[H. Montague Worthington]

It's quite clear that since Jackie Robinson ruined the sport back in 1947, that baseball is no longer America's Pasttime. These days, the field of play is so befouled by the presence of Nigras and foreigners that you'd think you were attending a convention of Detroit cab drivers. Disgusting.

However, I had the pleasure of taking my 9-year old grandson Shiloh to the Amway Industries Ultimate Monster Truck Smackdown event at the Darden Restaurants Arena in downtown Freehold last Thursday night, and we witnessed an enjoyable exhibition of Godly Americanism® that was enjoyed by all. I particularly enjoyed the alternative fuel vehicles like Racin' Randy Thigpen's kitten-fueled Monster Escalade and Billy Joe Talon's 950-horsepower Mega-Hummer that runs entirely on the blood of Iraqi children.

So what do you think is America's New National Pasttime?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I have to go with Nascar Brother Worthington.

They begin each event with an invocation. Sadly it's not done by an Independent Baptist preacher very often, but it's a start. And there is often a flyover by Godly American fighert planes!

There are very few non-white drivers, just a few Euro Queers, but they never win!

And the cars have lots of pretty colors on them, though I can't agree with all the sponsors. Jeff "Gayboy" Gordon drives a car called the Rainbow Warrior and there is even a Viagra car! Disgusting.

It certainly could not be considered a True Christian™ sport by any stretch of the imagination, but it is certainly better than either Baseball, Basketball, or Football!

Professional Bull Riding, the PBR, was alright before it became infested with so many Brazilians and their hot, sinful latin blood!

[JennyD]

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Brother Monty, I looked in that list for "Team Stoning", but it wasn't there.

While we're on the subject, is it OK to have nonbelievers on one's stoning team? After all, Jesus said that one without sin should cast the FIRST stone, not EVERY stone!

[SuperMarioTroll]

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I laughed at but Pie Eating. It's sad but true that obesity is a big problem in modern America, and it doesn't look to be getting rectified anytime soon.

And I agree that baseball is not the driving force it used to be. Although many appreciate the extra competitive edge added by colored players, it has somewhat tainted the wholesomeness of this once great American pastime.

I also agree that NASCAR is a big one. I myself am not a fan, but it is HUGELY popular.