Gay Canadian Egyptian Vegans done hacked this board!

[The Rev. Dwight Williams]

My woman, she bring me my coffee and cigar and I sits in my easy chair with my iPad to visit my friends at Landover on the internets, when I sign in and see this here forum been hacked by homosexualized Canadian Egyptian vegans.

What in the heck are them heiroglyphs under my name?

Now the good Rev. Williams don’t see as well as he used to, but I know the devious work of Canadians when I see it ‘cause them slimy perverse little beaty-eyed, floppy-headed vermin are the only ones with the capabilitations and perverse inclinatiousness to hack a forum belonging to TRUE BELIEVERS.

One day it’s heiroglyphics, the next it’s gonna be images of that Tradoo, mark my words!

I call on all Canadians to remove their vile selves from this here forum in the name of TRUMP the PRESIDENT! Just because you don’t have a real man for a president don’t mean we got to suffer the spectacle of homosexual Canadian malfeasance on the board!

[Isabella White]

Re: Gay Canadian Egyptian Vegans done hacked this board!

My woman, she bring me my coffee and cigar and I sits in my easy chair with my iPad to visit my friends at Landover on the internets, when I sign in and see this here forum been hacked by homosexualized Canadian Egyptian vegans.

What in the heck are them heiroglyphs under my name?

Now the good Rev. Williams don’t see as well as he used to, but I know the devious work of Canadians when I see it ‘cause them slimy perverse little beaty-eyed, floppy-headed vermin are the only ones with the capabilitations and perverse inclinatiousness to hack a forum belonging to TRUE BELIEVERS.

One day it’s heiroglyphics, the next it’s gonna be images of that Tradoo, mark my words!

I call on all Canadians to remove their vile selves from this here forum in the name of TRUMP the PRESIDENT! Just because you don’t have a real man for a president don’t mean we got to suffer the spectacle of homosexual Canadian malfeasance on the board!

Amen, good Brother! And they can keep their version of maple syrup on the northern side of the border. We have our own maple trees in Vermont and don't need their watered-down exports! And the same goes with that Justin Beaver person (although I must admit that I did find that charming Paul Anka to be rather cute in my younger years). Away with the lot of them! Banish them all, especially since they're all so critical of our President who is ordained by God and doing the work of the Savior! A blessed MAGA day to you, Sir. Sincerely, Isabella W.

[BrotherLarry]

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I hope the day comes when we have a Canadian border wall too.

Of course the messican one is more important since Canucks can look like Americans and rob us and we wouldn’t know it was a foreigner. Oh for the day when America isolates itself from the rest of the world and True Christians(tm) can live in peace.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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We in the U.S. must be careful not to allow the sin from creeping into our country from Canada or Mexico. It is a blessing to have moats, the Atlantic and Pacific oceans, to block sin from the east and west.

[Isabella White]

Re: Gay Canadian Egyptian Vegans done hacked this board!

I hope the day comes when we have a Canadian border wall too.

Of course the messican one is more important since Canucks can look like Americans and rob us and we wouldn’t know it was a foreigner. Oh for the day when America isolates itself from the rest of the world and True Christians™ can live in peace.

That's very true, dear Brother Larry. A friend commented that when she was in China, she was so impressed with how well their Great Wall system works out. She didn't see one single Messican! So imagine the success we will have when our walls are finally in place. Margaret also kindly suggested that I wear a Canadian flag lapel pin on my blouse if I should travel to France or places where they don't like Americans much. It was a nice gesture of the dear, I suppose, but why would one deny herself the pride one feels for being a fervent supporter of the most Godly President we've ever had? A blessed day to you, Brother Larry. Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Isabella White]

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We in the U.S. must be careful not to allow the sin from creeping into our country from Canada or Mexico. It is a blessing to have moats, the Atlantic and Pacific oceans, to block sin from the east and west.

You're quite right, Brother Hold. If only there was a way to extend the Great Lakes system all the way to Seattle. Perhaps our good President will see the merit in digging the trenches that far. A good day to you, Brother. Sincerely, Isabella W.

[The Rev. Dwight Williams]

Re: Gay Canadian Egyptian Vegans done hacked this board!

Amen, good Brother! And they can keep their version of maple syrup on the northern side of the border. We have our own maple trees in Vermont and don't need their watered-down exports! And the same goes with that Justin Beaver person (although I must admit that I did find that charming Paul Anka to be rather cute in my younger years). Away with the lot of them! Banish them all, especially since they're all so critical of our President who is ordained by God and doing the work of the Savior! A blessed MAGA day to you, Sir. Sincerely, Isabella W.

May the light of Trump shine upon you as well, sister. Be vigilant in the great conflict with these Canadian scum!

[The Rev. Dwight Williams]

Re: Gay Canadian Egyptian Vegans done hacked this board!

We in the U.S. must be careful not to allow the sin from creeping into our country from Canada or Mexico. It is a blessing to have moats, the Atlantic and Pacific oceans, to block sin from the east and west.

We should have moats between the US and “Meheeco” and Canadia as well to keep them vile riff raff out of our righteous nation.

[Isabella White]

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We should have moats between the US and “Meheeco” and Canadia as well to keep them vile riff raff out of our righteous nation.

I think you have the ideal solution, Brother Williams. Let us pray that our dear President will order his men to start digging to extend the Rio Grande River over to the Pacific Ocean side of the nation. He could even have it stocked with piranha to keep out those pesky migrants! It's the only to keep our righteous, believers safe and secure!

[Dennis Lukes]

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We have our own maple trees in Vermont and don't need their watered-down exports! And the same goes with that Justin Beaver person

The People's Republic of Vermont may keep saddling us with the Judeo-Bolshevik radical Bernie Sanders, but they DO make a fine maple syrup for a stack of flapjacks in a hearty man's breakfast.

And, if I remember correctly, Justin Beaver died a few years ago.