[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

Is Jew York City known for its Japanese population? I thought all the slants were in LA. Also, I don't think hook-noses are a very common trait among the orientals.

Chubbs, you're looking for love in all the wrong places. Marry a good white girl. God hates race mixing (Ezra 10:10-12, Deuteronomy 7:3, Numbers 25:6-9, 2 Corinthians 6:14).

JAP = Jewish American Princess/They're mostly white girls with questionable Jewish heritage and lots and lots of money. You know, Lisa Kudrow? That's what.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

I wanna land myself a beautiful hook-nosed JAP whose daddy has an uptown address. I will sign a pre-nup.

Is Jew York City known for its Japanese population? I thought all the slants were in LA. Also, I don't think hook-noses are a very common trait among the orientals.

Chubbs, you're looking for love in all the wrong places. Marry a good white girl. God hates race mixing (Ezra 10:10-12, Deuteronomy 7:3, Numbers 25:6-9, 2 Corinthians 6:14).

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

People please.

When God calls you it’s best to obey and that’s what happened. I don’t control my ex gay friends. Jesus does. Have some faith. If you were True Christians ™ I would have rescued everyone myself. I had laundry to do and my toenails needed trimmed.

Quite right, Brother! Do these women not have husbands, brothers or older sons - however Godless - to attend to such petty issues? And do they have no faith in Jesus (Philippians 4:13)?

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

People please.

When God calls you it’s best to obey and that’s what happened. I don’t control my ex gay friends. Jesus does. Have some faith. If you were True Christians (tm) I would have rescued everyone myself. I had laundry to do and my toenails needed trimmed.

[Dana723]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

It would appear that my Uber ride has taken a detour to Washington DC. I’m considering getting out of the Uber to take a walk around National Park and celebrate Trump Day. My Uber drivers have left the vehicle as well saying they have to protest today. Protest what though? They never elaborated.

Perhaps they are protesting the protestors? That's the only logical thing I can think of.


And please, if you can, keep an eye out for my darling boy Matthew. He was supposed to come home earlier this week per Brother Larry. But he hasn't. However, I have information that places him with a Serge who is an ex-gay friend of Brother Larry. Serge is in Washington DC at this time as well.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

Oh, dear Sister Maxine: Goodness gracious! Are you alright? Where are you now? I've been praying for you, just as so many of our beloved believers have been doing. Please give us an update and let us know that you are safe, at long last!

A blessed day to you, dear misplaced Sister Maxine,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

It would appear that my Uber ride has taken a detour to Washington DC. I’m considering getting out of the Uber to take a walk around National Park and celebrate Trump Day. My Uber drivers have left the vehicle as well saying they have to protest today. Protest what though? They never elaborated.

[Isabella White]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

You may attend if you are sincere in your intentions to honor our Savior. We are not a dating service nor do we tolerate shenanigans from unbelievers. We will shower you with Christ's love if you behave.

Hello and Happy 4th of July to you, Morton. Goodness, I see from the front page that today is your birthday. May I wish you a very happy 4th and a very happy birthday. I hope your day will be pleasantly spent. Will you be enjoying your day on your yacht?
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Morton Weinstein]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

Brother, can I attend one of these Jew meetings?


I wanna land myself a beautiful hook-nosed JAP whose daddy has an uptown address. I will sign a pre-nup.

You may attend if you are sincere in your intentions to honor our Savior. We are not a dating service nor do we tolerate shenanigans from unbelievers. We will shower you with Christ's love if you behave.

[Isabella White]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

I’m currently in an Uber with two of Brother Larry’s gay friends on my way home. Not really sure where I am at the moment.

Focusing on you though, you mean that you are actually saved? I am impressed that a Joo can repent enough.

Oh, dear Sister Maxine: Goodness gracious! Are you alright? Where are you now? I've been praying for you, just as so many of our beloved believers have been doing. Please give us an update and let us know that you are safe, at long last!

A blessed day to you, dear misplaced Sister Maxine,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

New York City is a haven for Joos of all types. Orthodox, Hasiddic, Reformed - you name it, there are more Joos than you can shake a stick at. I'm reaching out to those who no longer want to be Jooish.


If you're in the tri-state area (NY, NJ, CT) and wish to fellowship with us, come to our next Christkillers meeting! We meet once a month at a different deli with sit-down service to talk about how sorry we are for killing Jesus and to write letters asking forgiveness. We send these letters to Christians at random from a list we were able to get from the United Council of Churches. Such a blessing! For the next ten people to join I am generously paying your membership fee of $200 and you'll receive a copy of my pamphlet, "How to Rid Yourself of Guilt for Killing Jesus." It's a four-color, easy to read pamphlet explaining how you - yes, you - killed Jesus and why you're going to hell unless you admit it and serve Him the rest of your life. Such a joy!


I am happy to announce the guest speaker at our next meeting will be Morris Dalbenstein of Norwalk, Connecticut. Morris is the well known playwright and recipient of three Tony's for his work on Broadway. Come get his autograph and have a picture made with him (and me, too if you so wish). No extra charge for this special treat. Hope to see you there.


PS: True Christians™: Will you stop picketing our meetings? God has forgiven us.

Brother, can I attend one of these Jew meetings?


I wanna land myself a beautiful hook-nosed JAP whose daddy has an uptown address. I will sign a pre-nup.

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

I think I've seen the flyers for Christkillers about town. Are they usually blue with a Star of David on one corner and a cross on the other? I wish I could in all conscience send people your way but as a True Christian™ I have a hard time trusting Joos, ex-Joos, or any form of joory. This is not a judgment, mind you. And if it indeed were a judgment, I would be within my rights as a saved, sanctified, filled with the Spirit certified equine gnathologist to make said judgment.


And now it appears you're flirting with Maxine. This is a forum where we praise Jesus, not a place for you to pick up unsuspecting young women without their father's knowledge. Perhaps one day the blessing of True Christianity™ will come your way, but until then I hope you'll remember your place here. Remember: we love you!


BrotherLarry
Revelation 22:12

Just out of curiosity, are you a Guido? No offense, friend but I'm sure you will agree that in our neck of the woods, they're considered a lower life specimen than Jews.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

I think I've seen the flyers for Christkillers about town. Are they usually blue with a Star of David on one corner and a cross on the other? I wish I could in all conscience send people your way but as a True Christian(TM) I have a hard time trusting Joos, ex-Joos, or any form of joory. This is not a judgment, mind you. And if it indeed were a judgment, I would be within my rights as a saved, sanctified, filled with the Spirit certified equine gnathologist to make said judgment.


And now it appears you're flirting with Maxine. This is a forum where we praise Jesus, not a place for you to pick up unsuspecting young women without their father's knowledge. Perhaps one day the blessing of True Christianity(TM) will come your way, but until then I hope you'll remember your place here. Remember: we love you!


BrotherLarry
Revelation 22:12

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

I am a born-again child of God. When I accepted the Lord Jesus as Savior, He implanted His Royal Blood in my veins and I inherited a birthright to enter Heaven when He returns in the clouds. I praise Him for this daily and despite the obvious anti-Semitism of this group, He makes me at home wherever I am. I don't worry about whether men on earth trust me, since I trust in Christ

We do not tolerate racism on this forum and it is not necessary for anyone to "form an opinion" concerning the descendants of Jacob because Jesus has already explained about that.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

I’m currently in an Uber with two of Brother Larry’s gay friends on my way home. Not really sure where I am at the moment.

Focusing on you though, you mean that you are actually saved? I am impressed that a Joo can repent enough.

[Morton Weinstein]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

Mister Weinstein, have you considered having your blood drained and replaced with non Joo blood? It won’t get rid of the joo completely but it will definitely help. It sounds like the people here don’t want to see you slip back to being Joo.

First of all, lovely Maxine I am happy you are safely home. How did you finally end up getting back to your Pa?


As for your question: No. This is unnecessary since I am a born-again child of God. When I accepted the Lord Jesus as Savior, He implanted His Royal Blood in my veins and I inherited a birthright to enter Heaven when He returns in the clouds. I praise Him for this daily and despite the obvious anti-Semitism of this group, He makes me at home wherever I am. I don't worry about whether men on earth trust me, since I trust in Christ and His Shed Blood which has covered ALL my sins. I could never renounce Him nor will I ever renounce Him.


Do you like boats?