Questions about Family Guy

[Parabola]

Family Guy is my favourite TV show and I greatly admire its creator, Seth McFarland. I thought you guys might be able to answer some questions I have.

To start off, Peter Griffin (the dad), says in an episode:

"Women are not people. They are devices built by the Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment".

From what I have read so far, I would suppose this is pretty much what you believe about women. Am I right?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I love Family Guy. I have a bumper sticker with a picture of Stewie that says "I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless."

[Parabola]

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I love Family Guy. I have a bumper sticker with a picture of Stewie that says "I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless."

Oh, I like you more and more...

I have a t-shirt with Stewie that reads "Good news. I've decided not to kill you." and a Stewie plastic toy that sticks on the car's window

[Brother Enoch]

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I don't vote in homer polls.

As for women, they are not intended for entertainment, they are intended to be the mothers of new True Christians. And to keep house.

[Parabola]

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Actually, you might be interested to know that those who openly show fear/disgust about homosexuals are far more likely to be gay themselves. Really, countless of psychological studies have shown that. Might wanna take that into consideration, sissy (and spare me the infraction this time.. unless you give him one too )


On-topic now, having someone to keep house for you could be classified as entertainment, especially if you're there to watch. So you partly agree with Peter Griffin.

[Brother Enoch]

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Actually, you might be interested to know that those who openly show fear/disgust about homosexuals are far more likely to be gay themselves. Really, countless of psychological studies have shown that. Might wanna take that into consideration, sissy (and spare me the infraction this time.. unless you give him one too )

I don't give infractions.

On-topic now, having someone to keep house for you could be classified as entertainment, especially if you're there to watch. So you partly agree with Peter Griffin.

Entertainment? It's hard work. Compiling all the lists, making sure everything is done just right. Disciplining her for substandard work. Getting up at 6 am to make sure she's milking the cows, etc. It's never ending. Entertainment, indeed.

[Parabola]

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I was referring to Mr Mod/Admin or whatever.


And sorry, I forgot you people live in caves and milk cows daily. We just buy milk from the store over here.

But yea, Family Guy is great! You could also check Seth McFarland's new website here.

[Brother Enoch]

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And sorry, I forgot you people live in caves and milk cows daily. We just buy milk from the store over here.

Why am I not surprised.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Why am I not surprised.

Homo, when used to describe milk is short for homogenized. It means that the butterfat has been dispersed throughout the milk. That's why there's no cream layer on top.

[Parabola]

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Do yourself a favour and read this and, mainly this (since you so adore citations).

And don't ruin my thread, get a grip!


Family Guy, people...

[Turk Sucker]

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I sincerely think Family Guy sucks.There's not one guy(or girl) who's worth watching.I mean,the mum's kinda hot,but the rest is a bunch of fatties/retarted/babies. Why would anyone watch a show when there's no sex whatsoever???

Well,nobody that ugly can ever be gay.

[Brother Enoch]

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Do yourself a favour and read this and, mainly this (since you so adore citations).

...

Sorry, I don't click links from Wickerpedia. Don't want to catch the AIDS.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Do yourself a favour and read this and, mainly this (since you so adore citations).

And don't ruin my thread, get a grip!


Family Guy, people...

You don't dictate squat around here. The next time you try to control the flow of conversation in "your" thread, I will close it down. By the way, I added an appropriate option to your silly little poll.

[Sister Noddy]

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"Women are not people. They are devices built by the Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment".

From what I have read so far, I would suppose this is pretty much what you believe about women. Am I right?

Yes!

For it is written ...

Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1st Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

1st Corinthians 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

There ya go, put those verses in your pipe and smoke em, cartoon boy!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I sincerely think Family Guy sucks.There's not one guy(or girl) who's worth watching.I mean,the mum's kinda hot,but the rest is a bunch of fatties/retarted/babies. Why would anyone watch a show when there's no sex whatsoever???

Well,nobody that ugly can ever be gay.

Actually, there is sex - kinky sex even. It's just not explicitly drawn.

And Stewie is most definitely gay.