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  • BibleReader2231
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2018
    • 567

    #1

    How many times do you flush your toilet?

    Given that Trump is CoRRECTLY waging war against low flow toilets, I thought it’d be fun to get a survey together to send off to the EPA to prove that Trump is right. Personally, when I have to go, I do flush between 10-15 times because the water flow is just so bad. I know this is personal but the survey is completely optional. Also, I don’t believe LBC surveys on these forums reveal what you voted. I may be wrong but who cares? I have nothing to hide from God or Trump.

    So, how often do you flush the toilet to get the business down to Satan’s hellhole (Messico)?
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    My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14624

    #2
    Re: How many times do you flush your toilet?

    Could I suggest another option for people who collect up buckets of water from other sources (shower, bath, dishwasher, laundry and so on) then tip them down. Most of it probably splooshes back out again but it would be about 1½ on your list and could be worth mentioning.

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    • BibleReader2231
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jul 2018
      • 567

      #3
      Re: How many times do you flush your toilet?

      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
      Could I suggest another option for people who collect up buckets of water from other sources (shower, bath, dishwasher, laundry and so on) then tip them down. Most of it probably splooshes back out again but it would be about 1½ on your list and could be worth mentioning.
      Is that called gray water recycling? I remember being taught that but wouldn’t personally use dishwater to shower with.
      My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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      • Sally Paulson
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 325

        #4
        Re: How many times do you flush your toilet?

        Always, except on the Sabbath, of course.

        If you want a good laugh, take a look at Orthodox Jews debating this question. Everything is a lawsuit to them.
        Ask The Rabbi: I was recently sent by an Amuta of sick patients of a rare disease to attend a conference in America. Unfortunately,the main part of the conference took place over Shabbat....I found myself in a toilet on Shabbat morning which to my horror I realized would electrically activate an automatic flushing reaction if I moved out of the toilet booth. I was faced with the dilemma of spending the whole Shabbat in the toilet booth, and thereby wasting all the public funds that had been spent to send me to the conference, or leaving the toilet booth and activating the flushing reaction...
        Turns out he was stuck in the toilet for nothing:
        "your pure intention is to get back to your room and not to flush the toilet"
        They used to do things the Biblical way:
        ...when I was growing up in the early 1950’s... there was an “outhouse shack” at the back of the garden which had to be used during the sabbath eve though there was a toilet in the house with running water. Imagine using that place at 2 a.m. in the morning as a 5 year old walking out in pitch black and hearing wild animals howling. It gives me the shakes even today when I think back.
        Better to shake than to bake.
        #forevertrump: Supporter of The Donald as president-for-life! #MAGAlomaniac!

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        • Emily Brent
          Rocks For Brains, Unsaved trash, hopelessly weird
          • May 2013
          • 111

          #5
          Re: How many times do you flush your toilet?

          More than 15, I tend to clog it.
          No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.

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          • Isabella White
            True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
             
            • Mar 2019
            • 4379

            #6
            Re: How many times do you flush your toilet?

            I'm afraid that I am unable to comment on this issue, as I regard such matters as being private and delicate. Why, it just would not be lady-like and proper of me, as a conscientious lady, to make statements about such personal matters -- unlike someone (^) who does not mind sharing "too much information".

            However, anything that our -sent President Trump can do to improve the lives of the blessed citizens of the will have my unwavering support.

            Sincerely, Isabella W.
            (Mrs.) Isabella White

            Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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