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  • Dramatic_Emo_
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    Under Investigation
    • Sep 2008
    • 5

    #1

    Come Clean...

    You're all just a bunch of trolls, right? I don't believe that any group of people could ever be this stupid...

    This is all just to get a rise out of people, right? You people don't ACTUALLY BELIEVE this bullshit do you!? I mean, I came here thinking I could actually have a worth-while discussion, but sadly brains are not something that exist here.

    [satanic link deleted]

    You see that link? That fanfic is symbolically all of your beliefs.

    Tell me I'm going to hell. Do it. Any shit that spews out of you people is obviously false. You can say "Oh, well we know what we're talking about and our religion says that you're wrong." BULLSH*T. People like you take up one, maybe two percent of the Christian world? We, the TRUE Christians, are the majority. Our rescources into the bible and our total intelligence far outmatch yours. You people have nothing to stand on, other than eachother. But that's not too good of a support. Don't say bible, because the bible belongs to us. Not you. The majority laughs at you people. God laughs at you people. The entire piffleing universe laughs at you people. You have nothing. We have everything. Any retort that you could possibly have is unsupported and therefore wrong. If you cite the Bible, then you are taking it out of context, and therefore not citing it.

    So let's tally this up. On our side, we have the majority, all of history, the bible, and God himself on our side. You have a few delusioned retards that don't know shit about anything. We win.

    Don't reply to this saying that I don't know the bible. Don't try and use my own words against me. Nothing you people say is correct because you are small in number and rescource. It is impossible for you people to make a viable argument.

    I just read a topic about how you hate goths. Well guess what. You people are the goths of the regiligious community. You are the freaks. The demons. The people who should be kicked to death on the street. We are the general, normal population that reigns superior over you people.

    Once again, try to prove me wrong. It's impossible because you people lack the ability to make viable arguments. Every word you type will be a falsity. A laughing stock. Everytime you try to prove against me, the world laughs at your stupidity. Any idea that you try to convey will be untrue and lacking. We are better than you. In the eyes of the mortals and in the Almighty. No amount of religious knowlege can defeat us, because you guys are batshit insane. We win. You lose. Nothing you could ever say could prove anything I have said here wrong.

    Once again, this is you: [satanic links deleted]

    Read it. What you see in that is what the world sees in you. Wake up and smell the true Jesus. You phail.
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 09-17-2008, 04:09 AM. Reason: satanic links deleted
  • Billybob Sunday
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 261

    #2
    Re: Come Clean...

    DC,

    I had to send the women-folk out of the room while I read your foul-mouthed screed. This site is the internet face of Landover Baptist, God's favorite church. The tone, as well as the substance, of your message is an abomination to the Lord.

    Learn this short poem and live by it:

    Life is short,
    Death is sure,
    Sin the cause,
    Christ the cure.

    In Jesus' name,

    BBS

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    • Dramatic_Emo_
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      • Sep 2008
      • 5

      #3
      Re: Come Clean...

      I'm glad you feel that way. Too bad what you say is not viable, and therefore untrue. Me and the other true children of God are having a good time laughing at you.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Come Clean...

        You are a coven of goth scum, emo whiners, queers, anime fans and assorted perverts. Not one of you is anything like a Christian. I'd be willing to bet my Pastor's stipend that you've never read the Holy Bible. I'll bet you just spout off half-baked aphroisms you picked up along the way somewhere.

        "Jesus loves everyone" right?

        Before you get your panties in a knot, you'd better read THIS thread for nOObs like you.

        After you've read that through, I'll be happy to go verse-for-verse with you. Show me how we've gotten God's Word wrong. Bring it on, emo slut.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Lord SamIam
          Unsaved Trash
          • Sep 2008
          • 33

          #5
          Re: Come Clean...

          You call yourself a true child of God yet you openly admit to laughing at them? Did Jesus laugh at lepers? Did Jesus laugh at the money changers in the Temple? No real Christian would laugh at such an example of wanton filth. Be a solution, if you are a real Christian, and not a troll like the rest of Landover. SamIam

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Come Clean...

            Originally posted by Lord SamIam View Post
            You call yourself a true child of God yet you openly admit to laughing at them? Did Jesus laugh at lepers? Did Jesus laugh at the money changers in the Temple? No real Christian would laugh at such an example of wanton filth. Be a solution, if you are a real Christian, and not a troll like the rest of Landover. SamIam
            You'd best explain that last comment boy.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Billybob Sunday
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 261

              #7
              Re: Come Clean...

              Originally posted by Dramatic_Emo_ View Post
              I'm glad you feel that way. Too bad what you say is not viable, and therefore untrue. Me and the other true children of God are having a good time laughing at you.
              The "children of God" is a dangerous and bizarre cult, best known for promiscuity and sexual abuse of children.

              I fear this foul-mouthed sinner may have a more insidious agenda beyond just making baseless accusations against the good Christians at Landover.

              BBS

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              • Lord SamIam
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                • Sep 2008
                • 33

                #8
                Re: Come Clean...

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                You'd best explain that last comment boy.
                Be glad to sir! You, and the rest of your Congregation of "True Christians" are one of the largest infestations of internet trolls I've ever witnessed. (And I've witnessed quite a few!) You're rude, ignorant of the Bible and basic theology, you're racist, sexist, unpatriotic. When I ask you basic theological questions centering on the deeper meaning of God's message you're quick to ignore, or practice Tabor's Law by exclaiming how I'm obviously stupid because I can't spell or make a simple grammatical mistake. Further, when I prove you can't insult me you merely ignore me. When you change my name I happily adapt to the new name, one of my favorite Suess books, and even provide my own picture which you won't remove because you hope everyone will think you provided it in an attempt to humiliate me further. You personally use the glare emoticon too much because you're emotionally shallow and socially constipated. Now tell me, Pastor Zeke, does changing people's names really make it bigger? Or does the addition of modifying avatars really help that much more? How many people do you need to insult before you'll allow yourself to get over the fact that you had to replace a woman with your right-hand every night of your life because you are incapable of using your God-given manhood to pleasure a woman? We all know there's more to your "reasons" to beating Sister Thumper than just her inability to cook your meals and scrub your floors. God bless! SamIam

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                • Dramatic_Emo_
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                  • Sep 2008
                  • 5

                  #9
                  Re: Come Clean...

                  And Landover Baptist Church, good sir, is a dangerous and bizarre cult, best known for the promotion of commiting widespread genocide and slaughtering innocent people who wanted nothing to do with you in the first place.

                  I would rather be a pedophile.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Come Clean...

                    Originally posted by Lord SamIam View Post
                    Be glad to sir! You're rude, ignorant of the Bible and basic theology, you're racist, sexist, unpatriotic. SamIam
                    Feel free to post any scripture that we've gotten wrong. Have you read THIS thread for nOObs yet? You really should.

                    We certainly don't tolerate any racism on God's favorite forum. We all vote Republican as Jesus intends.

                    I just don't get all this hateful name calling, Sam.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Lord SamIam
                      Unsaved Trash
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 33

                      #11
                      Re: Come Clean...

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Feel free to post any scripture that we've gotten wrong. Have you read THIS thread for nOObs yet? You really should.

                      We certainly don't tolerate any racism on God's favorite forum. We all vote Republican as Jesus intends.

                      I just don't get all this hateful name calling, Sam.
                      Please refer to my introductory thread where I've questioned your theology and you and your members have failed to answer. Further, I appreciate your infraction. Here, let me help you on the way to growing a real set of balls to call your own. 1) Move your cursor over the banhammer. 2) Click it. SamIam

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Come Clean...

                        Originally posted by Lord SamIam View Post
                        Please refer to my introductory thread where I've questioned your theology and you and your members have failed to answer. Further, I appreciate your infraction. Here, let me help you on the way to growing a real set of balls to call your own. 1) Move your cursor over the banhammer. 2) Click it. SamIam
                        Once again, I have been victorious in rebuking a heathen pervert who came to our Godly forum with no other purpose than to mock Jesus and persecute His chosen.

                        The troll claimed we don't follow scripture. I challenged him to post the scripture in question. He cannot.

                        The troll accused us of being bigots and unpatriotic. He cannot produce a shred of evidence to back hi s ridiculous claims.

                        And now he shows just how hateful and lazy unsaved scum like him truly are. He hurls epithets at me, and can't even figure out how to log off. Instead he wants me to do it for him.

                        Brothers and sisters, I know you hear me shouting this from the pulpit every Sunday, but for God's sake beat your kids. Imagine the shame this trolls parents must feel now. Do you want your child to grow up like this?

                        Amen.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Lord SamIam
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                          • Sep 2008
                          • 33

                          #13
                          Re: Come Clean...

                          Ah yes, Landover's old standby. "Chapter and verse!" How about this? You openly claim to follow every commandment. Do you follow God's dietary laws? Let me answer for you so I don't need to wait for you to post and then I'll have to start again. You're going to say "But Sam! Acts 10 makes it clear that the dietary laws are no longer valid!" Well, try reading the whole chapter, not just the verses YOU like. Try Acts 10:11-15 and then Acts 10:28. Just for starters. SamIam

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Come Clean...

                            Acts 10:9 On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour:
                            10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,
                            11 And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:
                            12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
                            13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
                            14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
                            15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
                            16 This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven.
                            Since sea creatures are not mentioned in that passage, we have no idea whether or not lobsters and shrimps have been cleansed in the blood of Jesus, so we avoid eating them. But God has definitely cleansed all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.

                            What is your problem? Are you a damned joo?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • ExGay Alex
                              Helping boys become upright model citizens
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2008
                              • 1295

                              #15
                              Re: Come Clean...

                              Originally posted by Dramatic_Emo_ View Post
                              .... On our side, we have the majority, all of history, the bible, and God himself on our side. ...

                              ... You are the people who should be kicked to death on the street.
                              What a very un-Christian thing for you to say! Shame on you!

                              It appears that you paid less attention in Sunday School than you did in English class. Does the Bible say you should kick Christians to death in the streets? Try reading the first commandment.
                              "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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