Year End Thread and predictions for 2020

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Predictions:

1. End of the world, Janurary 1st, 5:45 AM.

2. Teenage slang will continue to make our language more efficient, until we can once again communicate with only grunts. This will be helped by the fact that the only thoughts we will bother to communicate will also be grunts.

3. The Deep State will send an armada of stealth bombers to drop nerve gas on Q-anan's secret hideout. NRA members with bump-stocks will shoot them all down.

4. Pizzagate is just the "tip" of the "ice"burg as icecreamgate erupts. Lots of shrinkage pics making for some indubitably dank memes.

5. "Indubitably" is totally something that the cool kids are saying. Also "totally".

4. End of the World March 2nd, 4:21AM

5. The KFC Quadrupal-down is awarded Time's Man Of The Year.

6. A metastudy proves once and for all that Iphones cause eyeball cancer. It gets blocked and reported.

7. End of the World March 2nd, 4:22AM

8. Someone claims that 2 and 5 contradict each other. Their post is deleted and they get an IP ban.

9. Brother Trump wins (does that even count as a prediction?)

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Year End Thread and predictions for 2020

1. Brother Trump wins of course.

2. Britain severs completely from EU.

3. EU breaks up. Britain stay together.

4. USA civil war (probably not until 2022).

5. The return of Jesus and end of all wars.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Year End Thread and predictions for 2020

1. Cowardly Iran backs down from war with Trump
2. Death and damnation of Prince Phillip
3. Death and damnation of ex-Pope Benedict
4. Death and damnation of Jimmy Carter
5. Bizarre displays of Jap eccentricity at Tokyo "Orympics"
6. Elon Musk establishes atheist colony on Mars
7. Bernie Sanders wins Dem nomination, loses worse than George McGovern
8. Powdered wigs make a big comeback
9. Death and damnation of Betty White

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Year End Thread and predictions for 2020

1. Donald Trump signs Executive Order that he can remain as President as long as he wishes.
2. This results in suicides all across the Democratic Party, making America great again.
3. Richard Roberts (son of the late Oral) comes out as a flaming fag drunkard and starts his own LGBTQ college. Roberts becomes a paraplegic when he slams his car into the prayer tower after binge drinking Jager shots with Anderson Cooper.
4. America converts Iraq and Iran into Christian nations. Islam fades away into the hell from whence it emerged and is never spoken of again.
5. Huge 20.5 magnitude earthquake hits Chile. Ocean swallows entire Sud American continente.
6. Tsunamis from the quake cause Africa to drift over and attach itself to Mexico, making slavery a lucrative business again since no boat is required. On the negative side, Africa becomes hugely Hispanic because Mexicans are tired of the poor treatment the USA gave them. Civil war erupts.
7. Jesus returns October 5th at 10 am, makes Pastor Ezekiel King of the Western world. Peace ensues.

[Esther B.]

Re: Year End Thread and predictions for 2020

1. Pastor Ezekiel and Sister Daisy May finally get married.

2. The people of Australia realize that all of the fires are a preview of Hell and convert to Christianity.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Year End Thread and predictions for 2020

I have to admit I had hoped 2020 would be the year Crooked Hillary finally went to jail. But, I knew also she had Houdini-like skills and probably would slip the noose. My actual prediction was she would not be charged with hiding her emails in Ukraine.

Sure enough, this morning the Department of Justice claimed it had investigated Crooked Hillary for two years and come up empty. We know she is guilty but liberal investigators refuse to bring her to justice:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/justice-dept-winds-down-clinton-related-inquiry-once-championed-by-trump-it-found-nothing-of-consequence/ar-BBYNIRp?ocid=spartandhp

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Year End Thread and predictions for 2020

But, I knew also she had Houdini-like skills and probably would slip the noose.

I believe she will turn into a thousand bats and flee when the real feds catch up to her. She is a high order witch and capable of the darkest magic, and make no mistake.