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  • SuperMarioTroll
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 8

    #1

    Hello everyone!

    Hello again everyone. I'm back! My previous account was LightofTruth. I'll admit I was wrong to attack, but I want to try to at least coexist with you.

    I'll admit this is the wrong board, but this one is much more lively and gives me a chance to know you all.

    (FYI the lady in the picture is my dear mother, and she was married when I was born).

    I'll admit, I am atheist. However, I respect the beliefs of others (within human tolerance). My attempt to attack your forum was narrow-sighted of me. I have learned my lesson. And indeed all those who would persecute you are narrow-sighted as well. However, unless they attack you, I ask that you not attack them.

    Anyway, introductions aside, I had an idea. Bear with me, as it may seem crazy.
    All these anti-Christian folk seem like-minded, so why not encourage them to only interact with each other?
    I say make a board where haters can argue all they want. A board purposely for them, to limit the damage to your forum. They will flock to wherever there are people that will agree with them.

    I know, it sounds crazy, but give it thought. I just want to bring a little stability to this forum, and help restore the Christian image.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello everyone!

    We are here to praise Jesus. This Godly forum is not a pick-up site for pervert atheists like you (your MOTHER!!?? ). We do not tolerate unsaved scum, especially athiestis satan worshipers.

    Jesus has called you here to change your heart. Start reading the Bible now before it's too late.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Ebenezer Wright
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 1021

      #3
      Re: Hello everyone!

      Originally posted by SuperMarioTroll View Post
      (FYI the lady in the picture is my dear mother, and she was married when I was born).
      We don't need your word games here boy! She may of been married when you were born, but was she when you were conceived?
      Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

      Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3330

        #4
        Re: Hello everyone!

        Unsaved trash.

        The Bible says Atheists end up in Hell being deeply penetrated by Satan, enjoy that.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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