[Sidoain]

Re: God Hates Fatties!

SCREEEEECH!

You're a WHAT!??

Everyone, BURN YOUR COMPUTERS!! He's got the AIDS!!

I saw that coming. You ant funny. BTW, most of us Haitian are Christians in Quebec. So don't hate us. We are also totally different from African and we don't got aids. Matter a fact, african and haitian don't get along that well.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Fatties!

I am an Haitian and i usually blah blah blah blah

SCREEEEECH!

You're a WHAT!??

Everyone, BURN YOUR COMPUTERS!! He's got the AIDS!!

[Sidoain]

Re: God Hates Fatties!

You think you're so important you had to say it twice?

Anyway better a fat True Christian™ than a damned Quebecer. Talking about diet, don't you have some poutine, cretons and tarte au sucure to scarf down?

Poutine dont make you fat in my country. Cretons, never heard of that. I am an Haitian and i usually eat rice mixed with all kind of legume and green, brown or black peas sauce. We even have our haitian fast restoration in Quebec where even plenty of white folks come often when they are tired of eating the bad fast foods.

BTW, Quebec and United stats in term of fast food, is not comparable at all. When i 1st got to new york, 1st fast food i got to was MacDonald. Your burgers are so much greasy compared to ours. Most of you Americans are use to it so you keep eating your fast food, but i was not, so i stopped eating them from your country. Then, i tried pizza and it was worst. I never knew pizza could make you fat until i got to new york.

So once again, i come to the point, why don't you guys say that god hate America instead of pointing everything ywrong in bunch of separated threads?

[BelieverInGod]

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You think you're so important you had to say it twice?

Anyway better a fat True Christian(TM) than a damned Quebecer. Talking about diet, don't you have some poutine, cretons and tarte au sucure to scarf down?

[Sidoain]

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Seriously, thx for the laught. Why dont you guys wont why none of your true christian fat ppl didnt post in here? I mean, how disrespectful can you be to your followers.

I would like to say a prayer for Sister Victory:



Lord, please help Sister Victory in her battle against the demons of gluttony. May her dieting endeavors be as successful as the war in Iraq. If this cannot be, at least do something about her elbow cleavage. We praise your name. Amen.

Why don't you ask her to focus at the gym every days before its too late instead?

You say god hate Africa because they spread aids. You say he hate Iceland and some other countries for some few problems. Why dont you say that god hate America because its the country with the most fatty's. Their fast food restorant have the most calories.

Because of america, we now have porno website with fat woman made for men who like fatty woman's over the skinny one(I am one of them). For reason like the bigger a woman is, the bigger features she have like their silhouettes. As a result, more woman wish to become fat only to attract these men. Some woman from other countries wish to pay a visit to America only to go back in their country as fatty woman to attract men.

[Sidoain]

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Seriously, thx for the laught. Why dont you guys wont why none of your true christian fat ppl didnt post in here? I mean, how disrespectful can you be to your followers.

I would like to say a prayer for Sister Victory:



Lord, please help Sister Victory in her battle against the demons of gluttony. May her dieting endeavors be as successful as the war in Iraq. If this cannot be, at least do something about her elbow cleavage. We praise your name. Amen.

Why don't you ask her to focus at the gym every days before its too late instead?

You say god hate Africa because they spread aids. You say he hate Iceland and some other countries for some few problems. Why dont you say that god hate America because its the country with the most fatty's. Their fast food restorant have the most calories.

Because of america, we now have porno website with fat woman made for men who like fatty woman's over the skinny one(I am one of them). For reason like the bigger a woman is, the bigger features she have like their silhouettes. As a result, more woman wish to become fat only to attract these men. Some woman from other countries wish to pay a visit to America only to go back in their country as fatty woman to attract men.

[God's Cruzateher]

Re: God Hates Fatties!

So in a nutshell to what Capt. A. Portway is saying, if you sin God hates you. Which then means, that God pretty much hates anybody. So what you've done is since everyone is a sinner already, your just pointing out that 1 out of 3 sinners are now even "worse" sinners and are therefor going to hell. My question is do we really need thread after thread about each sin, and then labeling those people as sinners? and then why?

And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for someone with the heft of of a pachyderm.


"All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works."

Maybe the quoted scripture above will help you understand how to perfect yourself in the eyes of the Lord.

Once you've tasted perfection, jelly doughnuts seem rather bland.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Exactly Pastor! Imagine the enormous grease fire in Hell as over 800 lbs. of unsaved fat hits the Lake of Fire! Glory!

That false Christian thought that he could slide into Heaven by praying and begging God to cure him, all while he was mocking Jesus and His temporary sacrifice by stuffing his face and pooping in his chair. Serves him right!

What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.
1st Corinthians 6:19-20

And it won't be long until God damns his lard-ass wife as well I bet!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Nobar King]

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[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: God Hates Fatties!

So in a nutshell to what Capt. A. Portway is saying, if you sin God hates you. Which then means, that God pretty much hates anybody. So what you've done is since everyone is a sinner already, your just pointing out that 1 out of 3 sinners are now even "worse" sinners and are therefor going to hell. My question is do we really need thread after thread about each sin, and then labeling those people as sinners? and then why?

I don't appreciate some unsaved dimwit coming into OUR forum telling ME what I am saying!

God hates sinners like you. He doesn't hate the sinner any less than He hates the sin itself!

On the other hand, God absolutely LOVES all of us, because we are SAVED! We are washed in the Blood of the Lamb and are therefore incapable of sin.

I started this thread to point out to the fatasses of the world that they are mocking Jesus' temporary self-sacrifice be being disgusting tubs of goo. And I supported this fact with scripture. When you have scripture to back up the wrong-headed crap you seem to believe, go ahead and post it.

I won't be holding my breath!

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: God Hates Fatties!

HELLO!, Being fat will give you diabetes and make you go blind. Even I know that.

You are correct Brother Nobar. But as I discussed in this post, we should always refer to diseases that kill the unsaved with proper scientheistic language:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=369172&postcount=21

The diabetes does often cause damage to the eyes of the unsaved, leading to the blindness.

[Nobar King]

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HELLO!, Being fat will give you diabetes and make you go blind. Even I know that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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HERE's another example of unsaved tubbies throwing liberal tantrums and demanding special rights (like the queers, feminazis and uppity coons). A doctor could lose his license for telling an obese, sinful cow the God's honest truth!

Eye doc may lose license after calling patient fat

RALEIGH, N.C. – A North Carolina doctor could lose his medical license after a patient complained he made cutting criticisms, including telling her she was fat. The News & Observer of Raleigh reported the North Carolina Medical Board will decide if Dr. Earl Sunderhaus of Asheville overstepped the bounds of professional decency.

The eye doctor's patient complained Sunderhaus poked her thigh and told her she is fat, and also scolded her as irresponsible for being unemployed and relying on taxpayers to pay for another pregnancy.

Sunderhaus admitted he told the patient that her thick thighs and diabetes could cause her to go blind.

He made his points again by writing the patient, Gov. Beverly Perdue and blasting the medical board.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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"We" was in reference to to this community of Christian believers. lol, nope, but I'm Canadian

And are you a fattie as well? I've heard stories of you cannucks stuffing your gob with backbacon and whale blubber.