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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #46
    Re: God Hates Fatties!

    Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
    I am an Haitian and i usually blah blah blah blah
    SCREEEEECH!

    You're a WHAT!??

    Everyone, BURN YOUR COMPUTERS!! He's got the AIDS!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Sidoain
      Unsaved trash, Hatian with the AIDS!
      • Jul 2009
      • 173

      #47
      Re: God Hates Fatties!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      SCREEEEECH!

      You're a WHAT!??

      Everyone, BURN YOUR COMPUTERS!! He's got the AIDS!!
      I saw that coming. You ant funny. BTW, most of us Haitian are Christians in Quebec. So don't hate us. We are also totally different from African and we don't got aids. Matter a fact, african and haitian don't get along that well.
      Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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      • Nolita
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2010
        • 78

        #48
        Re: God Hates Fatties!

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        You're right, Pastor Ezekiel, I almost thought that the label read "Health shake", but it doesn't:
        Heath® Shake Large


        After that they list the nutrition information. How much nutrition is there?


        Do you know how much fat is 108 grams??? That's four ounces. That's the same mass as the meat in a quarterpounder. Imagine eating one of those, but with FAT substituted for the patty. Eww..
        Yeah, um, thanks for that mental taste..

        Ickkkkkkk
        1 Timothy 2:11-15
        Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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        • Sidoain
          Unsaved trash, Hatian with the AIDS!
          • Jul 2009
          • 173

          #49
          Re: God Hates Fatties!

          My avatar is better then the last one, but its still very insulting. So il do some research about your racist bible. I wont read your bible, but il look around the net for what they say about your racist bible. No one take you guys seriously because sometimes, you really go too far. Jailed for jesus lol, you wear jailed for jesus to calm down. Not because jesus wanted you to proceed.

          In quebec, we have a church run by an Haitian and load of white folks are coming in.
          Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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          • Dirk
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 1425

            #50
            Re: God Hates Fatties!

            Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
            I saw that coming. You ant funny. BTW, most of us Haitian are Christians in Quebec. So don't hate us. We are also totally different from African and we don't got aids. Matter a fact, african and haitian don't get along that well.
            You are still as black as an African.

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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #51
              Re: God Hates Fatties!

              Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
              My avatar is better then the last one, but its still very insulting. So il do some research about your racist bible. I wont read your bible, but il look around the net for what they say about your racist bible. No one take you guys seriously because sometimes, you really go too far. Jailed for jesus lol, you wear jailed for jesus to calm down. Not because jesus wanted you to proceed.
              The AIDS has eaten your brain badly boy.

              In quebec, we have a church run by an Haitian and load of white folks are coming in.
              Why are we not surprised that you now live in a frog speaking province inside a socialist country.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #52
                Re: God Hates Fatties!

                Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
                Poutine dont make you fat in my country.
                Uh, I live in Canada, so we live in the same country. I have worked with enough French Canadians to know what all of the foods that I mentioned are. French Canadian food is incredibly sweet and incredibly fattening. How exactly is fries with gravy and cheese curds not fattening?


                I am an Haitian and i usually eat rice mixed with all kind of legume and green, brown or black peas sauce. We even have our haitian fast restoration in Quebec where even plenty of white folks come often when they are tired of eating the bad fast foods.
                You just keep digging your hole deeper don't you. First of all you're a Christian, then your a frog, now your a Hatian who eats nothing but rice and beans. Well if that's true, no wonder you don't think clearly, the brain needs protein boy!

                BTW, Quebec and United stats in term of fast food, is not comparable at all. When i 1st got to new york, 1st fast food i got to was MacDonald. Your burgers are so much greasy compared to ours. Most of you Americans are use to it so you keep eating your fast food, but i was not, so i stopped eating them from your country. Then, i tried pizza and it was worst. I never knew pizza could make you fat until i got to new york.
                Nice try, McDonalds is McDonalds wherever you go. It's how they got so big, it's crap but it uniformly crap and you always know what you're going to get. Not that I eat there since we boycot such homer supporting companies.

                Now excuse me, I need to go bleach my computer and my Internet connection. I didn't realize who I was dealing with.
                Drama queen

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                • Sidoain
                  Unsaved trash, Hatian with the AIDS!
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 173

                  #53
                  Re: God Hates Fatties!

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post

                  Now excuse me, I need to go bleach my computer and my Internet connection. I didn't realize who I was dealing with.
                  BTW i said with all sort of different mix of legume. Peas are used for the sauce. Even as a kid, i have been eating legume without trying to rejecting it because the mix make it taste so good.

                  Anyway,
                  Why you guys act like this seriously? You make Christianity look bad when you claim these racist type behavior.

                  Stop. Nowadays, you guys are outnumbered. As for me, no more problem with racist ppl. They like us. The internet is the only place left where i can see ppl being racist, but its not like their opinion count. Obama is the president. Dont care about what he does. Since he is black, i am glad to finally have a black president so no worries about getting rejected when i try to get a job. Those who was racist, they like us now.

                  Obama, 1st black president. Best way to raise our social credibility.
                  Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #54
                    Re: God Hates Fatties!

                    Originally posted by Sidoain View Post

                    Obama, 1st black president. Best way to raise our social credibility.
                    Obama is president of Haiti now too?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #55
                      Re: God Hates Fatties!

                      Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
                      Stop. Nowadays, you guys are outnumbered. As for me, no more problem with racist ppl. They like us. The internet is the only place left where i can see ppl being racist, but its not like their opinion count. Obama is the president. Dont care about what he does. Since he is black, i am glad to finally have a black president so no worries about getting rejected when i try to get a job. Those who was racist, they like us now.
                      Oh now I know you're lying.

                      Not only are the majority of Quebecers racist, but there are proportionately more racists in Quebec than the rest of Canada

                      59% of Quebecers say they're racist

                      People speak out against Quebec's 'racist, sexist and Islamophobic' Bill 94

                      I really wish you would just come clean with the truth.

                      John 8:44
                      Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
                      Drama queen

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                      • handmaiden
                        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 11214

                        #56
                        Re: God Hates Fatties!

                        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                        Oh now I know you're lying.

                        Not only are the majority of Quebecers racist, but there are proportionately more racists in Quebec than the rest of Canada

                        59% of Quebecers say they're racist

                        People speak out against Quebec's 'racist, sexist and Islamophobic' Bill 94

                        I really wish you would just come clean with the truth.

                        John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
                        I doubt if he could tell the truth if it were spelled out for him in one syllable words written in French.

                        Sincerely,

                        Handmaiden
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • Sparky
                          Unsaved trash
                          • May 2010
                          • 124

                          #57
                          Re: God Hates Fatties!

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          You just keep digging your hole deeper don't you. First of all you're a Christian, then your a frog, now your a Hatian who eats nothing but rice and beans. Well if that's true, no wonder you don't think clearly, the brain needs protein boy!
                          Legumes contain protein; in fact quinoa contains all of the essential amino acids. In fact, since they are also lower in fat than meat they are incredibly good for you

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                          • handmaiden
                            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 11214

                            #58
                            Re: God Hates Fatties!

                            Originally posted by Sparky View Post
                            Legumes contain protein; in fact quinoa contains all of the essential amino acids. In fact, since they are also lower in fat than meat they are incredibly good for you

                            Thanks for those words of wisdom on the subject of nutrition.

                            This is a site dedicated to words of wisdom on the subject of the Bible.

                            What have got to contribute on that subject? 'Cause I ain't seen nothing so far, Sparks!


                            Sincerely Yours,

                            Handmaiden
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                            • Sparky
                              Unsaved trash
                              • May 2010
                              • 124

                              #59
                              Re: God Hates Fatties!

                              Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                              Thanks for those words of wisdom on the subject of nutrition.

                              This is a site dedicated to words of wisdom on the subject of the Bible.

                              What have got to contribute on that subject? 'Cause I ain't seen nothing so far, Sparks!


                              Sincerely Yours,

                              Handmaiden
                              I was merely correcting an earlier point
                              Regards,
                              Sparks
                              PS I have plenty more nutrition advice though if you're interested

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                              • Dirk
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 1425

                                #60
                                Re: God Hates Fatties!

                                Originally posted by Sparky View Post
                                I was merely correcting an earlier point
                                Regards,
                                Sparks
                                PS I have plenty more nutrition advice though if you're interested
                                We don't need nutrician advice, but you need Christian advice! Read the King James Bible 1611 to fully understand what I mean.

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