Happy earthstrong mi breddah, I Man Rastafari

[Elmer G. White]

Try to have a constructive Birthday, Trevor, aka I Man Rastafari. Your soul is in grave peril. Now is the time to Act, discard the "ganja" and Choose Jesus. We have striven to make you understand. It's been in vain, but perhaps this will help (in Patwah):

• Every hoe have dem stik a bush: Jesus. Yu mei fiyah bun babylon kaaz dem eva deh taament poor people. But. Jesus protect yu fram yu enemy dem. Jeezum Pees! Tun Up De Ting!!

Proverbs 19:15
Slothfulness casteth into a deep sleep; and an idle soul shall suffer hunger.



Repent, serve us now and perhaps one day you'll serve Jesus and us for eternity in Heaven!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Happy earthstrong mi breddah, I Man Rastafari

Oh! Do they have birthdays?

CAKE does not contain ganja

Hi Trevor. I didn't know you were interested in gardening! Here's some plant varieties you can cultivate with your new hoe.

From Mitza.

[Isabella White]

Re: Happy earthstrong mi breddah, I Man Rastafari

Oh, dear Mr. Rastafari: I am so sorry that I have missed your birthday by a couple of days. I had every intention of posting my message on the actual day, but, for some reason or another, I became side-tracked and I forgot to do so. I do apologize; goodness, I feel so embarrassed by my oversight. Now, to make up for this, I have made you a special birthday cake, and it is one that I hope will appeal to your need of personal cleansing of the blessed of the , as the price for your wretched sins. And, what better time for personal salvation than now?

I John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the of Son cleanseth us from all sin."

Acts 4:12 "Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved."

It is my prayer that you will have turn from your sins, cease from using that demonic herbal concoction, and turn your life over to the entirely, desiring to serve evermore. He is standing at the door to your heart, Dear -- knocking gently, pleading with you to let into your life. May bless you as you seek Face.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Happy earthstrong mi breddah, I Man Rastafari

Dear Druggie,

Please accept Christ into your heart and change you ways, your attitude, your thoughts, your interests, your hopes, fears, and dreams, who you hate and who you love. Before it's too late.


Grace and Peace,


Mary

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Happy earthstrong mi breddah, I Man Rastafari

Is the C̶o̶o̶n̶ Jamaican still in the country? I always wondered if he had a valid green card or came to the United States legally. I am aware of him “procuring” items while the BLM looting party protests were going rampant across cities.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Happy earthstrong mi breddah, I Man Rastafari

Is the C̶o̶o̶n̶ Jamaican still in the country? I always wondered if he had a valid green card or came to the United States legally. I am aware of him “procuring” items while the BLM looting party protests were going rampant across cities.

Matthew 7:1-5, Uncle Rutherford dear. Many of us are really quite fond of Trevor, despite his many eccentricities.

I am concerned, though, that he has not acknowledged Brother Dr Professor Dr White's kind wishes. I do pray that he is not in a stupor. By "he" I mean Trevor, obviously.

I hope you enjoyed a blessed birthday, Trevor dear.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Happy earthstrong mi breddah, I Man Rastafari

I admit I haven’t had the extended time or opportunity to spend with Trevor as you all have. I have a knack for being cautious with anyone who doesn’t hold US citizenship while walking about the same streets I do. With how often his kind have been looting shoe stores and Popeyes shops I have to question if he’s still a free man. It’s also been a few months since he’s posted.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Happy earthstrong mi breddah, I Man Rastafari

I hope I'm not the cause of a rash adventure for him.

Only last week I referred him to the example of a volcano. OK, it was a volcano ice-cream cake with iridescent lava spouting and cocoa-infused cinders, but could he have been inspired to go on a volcano cruise and fallen in? I'd feel terrible if he had. Here is a recipe for the lava.

wooden spoon for stirring
garlic press for squeezing
grater for zesting lemon

4 cups hulled barley
4 cups caster sugar
1 lemon
fresh ginger root
cochineal (red)
yolkine (yellow)
thick marble slab (refrigerated)
good sized square of muslin cloth (for straining)

• Simmer the barley in plenty of water for 5 hours over a moderate heat
• Place muslin cloth into a large bowl allowing plenty of overhang
• Strain the water through the muslin into the bowl, squeezing out thoroughly (the water should be quite thick & gooey)
• Discard the barley
• Divide the barley water into 2 saucepans
• Add half the sugar to each saucepan
• Boil at 365˚F (185˚C) until a little dripped from a teaspoon into a saucer of cold water crackles into hard globs
• remove from heat

the next steps need to be done quickly

• SAUCEPAN 1 add a little grated lemon zest and a squeeze of lemon juice
• SAUCEPAN 1 (not too much, just a few drops, less than a teaspoonful)
• SAUCEPAN 1 add a dash of yolkine
• SAUCEPAN 2 using a garlic press, squeeze out some ginger root
• SAUCEPAN 2 (again, not too much)
• SAUCEPAN 2 add a dash of cochineal

• quick stir

• simultaneously pour out both saucepans onto the marble slab

RED INDICATES HIGH TEMPERATURE WORK
RISK OF BURNING IF MIXTURE GETS ON SKIN

Allow to cool, twisting up a bit as shown, then break off pieces for your ice-cream cake as desired.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Happy earthstrong mi breddah, I Man Rastafari

I’ve studied the Nigra for many years and based on my personal experience, a nigra’s intelligence level has a high correlation based on how conservative a Nigra is coupled with what religion they practice. The great Herschel Walker is a well educated conservative who has managed to overcome his disability of being a Nigra by being a star football player. A quote from him today “I spoke because people don’t really know Donald Trump”. Based on this, we can bet that he actually studies! He’s also a well documented Christian. Now on the other end, if we look at street nigras who loot the streets to survive, we can also see they don’t go to church regularly, tithe, or even have an education. They are susceptible to gullibility. Trevor himself is a tricky case, he keeps babbling on about Babylon and not speaking American but claims to be in medical school. I’d say it’s about a 70 percent chance he actually made a pilgrimage to a volcano but again, I haven’t studied the man much. Glad to see he knew my first name “Tom” though when we first met.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Happy earthstrong mi breddah, I Man Rastafari

Greetings white people!

I feel certain that I responded the birthday greetings I received from my white friends, but there is no sign of my response. I feel that white nationalists have infiltrated this site for Baptist white people and removed my post for racist reasons. So thank you white people for wishing I birthday greetings.


This has been a very busy year for I. I have been working diligently with the resistance to remove the orange President Donald Trump from office. So far we have been unsuccessful but soon there will be an election for the President job in Babylon and everyone will vote for former Vice President Joe Biden to be the new President and President Donald Trump will have to go to Florida which is also where my Auntie lives.


In the meantime I have joined other progressive people and protested against the police and the man who is keeping I down. All of the protests have been very peaceful except when the police try to deny us our constitutional right to burn down racist buildings and when they come we have to throw bricks at them to protect ourselves. These are nonviolent bricks and only used for self defense.


I have been able to salvage many items from the fires and I now have a collection of athletic shoes which will last I a long time. I also have numerous TV sets which I have rescued and am looking for homes for because I am a very generous man and I want everyone to be able to have a nice TV in their crib. The white people think they should be the only people who have these nice things but they are wrong. White people are always wrong about everything.


I have secured a ride from one of the white girls who has agreed to take me to Maryland to vote on election day and I am able to walk to the polls in Washington DC to vote but I have not yet secured transportation to my polling place in Virginia. If any of my white friends would donate their time to help a Black man vote as is his democratic duty I will bring the ganja for the trip. I feel a great need to exercise my civic duty and vote everywhere that I am duly registered to vote.


I am very sorry that I was apparently not available for the birthday celebration especially as I am very interested in the volcano cake made by Sistren Mitza Lizalor. I did a lot of celebrating on that day and I do not remember much of it. There was plenty of ganja but there is always plenty of ganja.


Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Happy earthstrong mi breddah, I Man Rastafari

I Man, do you know VP Candidate Kamala Harris? I think I heard she is from Jamaica.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Happy earthstrong mi breddah, I Man Rastafari

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I have secured a ride from one of the white girls who has agreed to take me to Maryland to vote on election day and I am able to walk to the polls in Washington DC to vote but I have not yet secured transportation to my polling place in Virginia. If any of my white friends would donate their time to help a Black man vote as is his democratic duty I will bring the ganja for the trip. I feel a great need to exercise my civic duty and vote everywhere that I am duly registered to vote.

This concerns me greatly. This is against the law and is sure to cause your green card to be revoked. I also want to remind you Trevor of Romans 13:1-2. Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation. In nigra I’ll explain it to you like this for your own benefit. Yo mayne follow da law or get outta dere mon! Dey gonna handcuff ya. I hope this translation proved useful. I am still refining the inferior broken Jamaican speak.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Happy earthstrong mi breddah, I Man Rastafari

This concerns me greatly. This is against the law and is sure to cause your green card to be revoked.

Don't worry, Uncle Rutherford. Trevor is not even a US citizen, so if he does try to vote he'll be arrested and either shot or deported back to Jamaica. But what with all the ganja, he probably won't wake up in time, so he should be okay.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Happy earthstrong mi breddah, I Man Rastafari

I am very sorry that I was apparently not available for the birthday celebration especially as I am very interested in the volcano cake

We get it: if you can remember. the party you were not at. the party.

The volcano cake is an ice-cream cake with barley sugar lava shooting out. It is dusted with cocoa to represent cinders and you can drip melted white chocolate around the base which would be volcanic minerals such as you can see here (notice how nicely matched they are) --

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There's a piece of white chocolate for comparison. The filling (solid ice-cream) is up to you. Glycyrrhiza glabra is rather nice as an ice-cream (I think in Jamaica this is called liquorice) which rather surprised me the first time I tried it but it doesn't mix overly well with fruit styles; maybe macadamia nut or almond? Otherwise vanilla is always good or chocolate I suppose but I'm not that fond of chocolate ice-gream and there's quite a lot of it in a cake. Watermelon would be good or Olde Englyshe toffee or butterscotch I probably ought to end this post now.

PS - Volcanic crystals are just minerals formed by the ash and cinders and water or something like that but definitely are not magic and do not compensate for excessive ganja consumption whatever a passing guru may tell you and have no effect whatsoever on your chakras because they are not mentioned in The Bible and therefore do not exist. Well, certainly not as described by the guru.